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Fiddler Full Moon Run - run 2264

The hashers were set off along the road/pathway and according to Xtractit (runner) it was “well marked and confusing at the same time.  Told there was no drink stop, but there was, so 3/10”    Wait-a-while (walkers) said there was no bush, no wild life, no shiggy, so 6/10.  GM made it 14/10?   Well, it confused me!

Returnees:  Madam Slash,  DNA,  Swampy,  Pecker,  Jit,  Chopper,  Royal T,  Mistress. Master Farter and Fiddler.

Charges:  Spreadem was falsely occused:  (I’m sure she wasn’t innocent)  Write Off for not being here:  Royal T for lying about the drink stop:   Master Farter, Mistress and Fiddler for holding their own little circle:  Swampy and DNA for talking in the circle: Madam Slash and Spreadem for talking in the circle;  the “boring twins” (according to the GM) Jit and Chopper for being dressed the same;  Royal T and Write Off just for being tall:  Xtractit for trying to impersonate the World Record Marathon runner; Diane for not wearing a Hash shirt.

Awards:  Spreadem  gave ‘the shirt’ to Wait-a-While – just because.

               Chopper gave the mermaid trophy to Write-off for not having a story

               However he did have a joke, as usual.

                Bullseye gave the large trophy to Fiddler to welcome her home.

Raffle:  Spread’em – white.   Wait-a-While – red.

Thanks to Fiddler for preparing such a tasty nosh, and very sweet dessert as well!  Yum!

On, on to next week’s Bouncer’s Run, 31 Southerden Drive,  Manunda



Pro at Little Mulgrave - run 2263
Sorry no notes or photos!

Super's Super Run - run 2262

Hashers arrived in dribs and drabs, all complaining about the lack of close parking – soooo,  aren’t we a walking/running group???   After a bit of chat the Hare said that it is not a long run and those that need to, can even find a short cut, and off we went….yes, along the dreaded drain where 49’er usually finds a croc or two.  Pecker went his own way, and Kotex searched across the first bridge for trail… of course, it went straight ahead!   Pro’s run report  stated that trail went pear shaped at the 3-way check but he exercised his soliciting abilities in trying to convince a passing young lady to join HHH,   to no avail.   7.5/10    Chopper’s walk report said there was plenty of wrong trail marks and at one stage he heard ‘anguishing’ sounds (his words) in the scrub only to discover a Harriette doing what comes naturally….1/10.

Returnees:   Big Bazza,  Mistress,  Not Yet,  NoKnickers,  Farcanel,  Chopper,  Pecker.

The GM called “Circle Up” but no-one was listening so the opportunity was taken to find a table for the ‘down, down’s and then the GM tried again.

Charges:   Write0ff for being right off at the first check.    

Pro fro trying to lead the pack in the wrong direction

Tutti for attending HHH under an assumed name

Kneetrembler for arriving late (again!)

Moaning Lisa (lookalike – Not Yet) for trying to claim ML run was the correct trail.

49’er for either being a sitting duck OR sitting in the dark (can’t read my notes!!!)

Awards:  Large item from Mistress (who had shocked her grandchildren with it on the past weekend by having in her car) to 49’er for having passed on crummy shorts to her.

Mermaid item to Chopper for frightening a Harriette on the run.

Raffle:   Kneetrembler and Not Yet.

Next week’s run is at Pro’s so don’t forget it is a 5 pm gathering for a 5.30 pm start at his home at Little Mulgrave Valley.       Yes, Monday is a holiday!



The Spread'em/Guv Yorkey's run - run 2261

Pro’s comment for the runners, was that it was well marked in paint (believe the paint was still from Lemmings long-ago run) and chalk, but he had to deduct several marks off for not allowing more time to tarry near where the “young ladies” (his words) were exercising, also a misplaced drinkstop   3.5

40’er’s walkers report said the marks were too far apart for her tired brains to calculate and awarded 10/10 oops,  not that should be 4.  All very confusing!

Charges:  to the Hare’s for placing arrows under cars!
Pisspot for sitting in the circle and trying to claim she could sit down because she is over 80 (don’t think so!).
Pro chg 49er for sitting in the paint.
Guv for telling you where to go.
Super for raising personal issues.
Mole for being insolent – what?  Not never!!!
Koty and Pisspot forever talking in the circle.
Tutti Fruitti for doing her own run along the beach.
To Guv and Nom-de-Plume being mainly low profile.

Raffle won by Slag.

Awards:   Shirt to Spreadem for the fancy markings.

Business:    Harriettes run this Wednesday from Wiggles’ address in town

It was decided that the Christmas Run would be celebrated on the 9th December – details to follow.

On, on to next week’s Run from 144 Mulgrave Road (Value Homes car park at the back).




The Run:  Kneetrembler’s Run Report was “well marked – 6/10”   Bullseye’s Walker’s Report was “well marked – 6/10”

Returnees:  49’er, Helmut, Write-Off,  Pecker,  Pro  Prickle Magnet.

Charges:  Kneetrembler, Pro and Write-off for being tall enough to have reached the drinkstop!!!!   Tutti Fruitti for reminiscing to Nostril on the walk.  Nom-de-Plume for having to make a dash ‘on home’ for a wee stop.  Guv for the return of plates and cups.

Awards: Large item from Nostrildumarse to Write-off for bringing a dog to Hash.

Mole decided she should have to keep the ‘Shirt’ as she didn’t wear it on the run.

Kotex gave the ‘dummy spit’ to 49er because she was complaining that she couldn’t find this Hash Run address on Google.    Raffle won by Mole.

The Wedding – the GM introduced the Religious Adviser to the guests and asked him to take over officiating at the Mock Wedding of Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes.  They were asked to kneel before the RA where he then stated, “By the power invested in my ring I will now ask ML and TG to take their vows – watched very keenly by the Groom’s Mother (Xtractit) who made comments such as, “Not sure if she is good enough for my son.” – however the RA said this union could possibly cause the rise of many “moaning gashes”, etc.    The RA asked for any objections to this marriage – Pro offered his services should a divorce be pending, because the Groom’s mother stated that Two Gashes was seen taking off with the stripper at the Hen’s Night.

Eventually the rings were produced and the RA told the Groom to promise to not wear his Hash shoes in bed (unless he had had a shower first).    Two Gashes had to promise to keep ML supplied with food and drinks all through the grand final footy.  All the other hashes had to promise to help out if ML became cosmotose!

The ‘Bride’ tossed the bouquet which was caught by Kotex……hmmmm!

Cairns Hash House Harriers wish all the best for much happiness to Two Gashes and Moaning Lisa who head off this week to Yeppoon to celebrate their wedding in a more traditional manner with family and friends. 

The ‘wedding breakfast’ was served and very much enjoyed by all concerned – well done ML and TG – all guests were asked to sign the ‘be happy’ card and dessert was a yummy fruit cake topped with cream and strawberries.

On, on to next week’s run from Spreadem’s at 432 Varley Street, Yorkeys Knob



Xtractit - run 2259

Chopper's Primo Run - run 2258

Another fine Spring evening to have a run/walk in Freshwater, through parks and up some slopes and around the walking paths.  Bouncer’s walkers run was the result of a short-cut with Tutti and awarded a 4/10 – Super’s runners report had some criticisms, such as “how can Chopper give out so much info about the run when Slag had set it for him”!   8/10

Returnees:   Mistress, Bouncer, Spock, Chopper, Coming Down, Xtractit, Peter (friend of Chopper’s), Wait-a-While, Bullseye.       Virgins: Chopper’s son Nathan (Nat the Brat),   and Gus (friend of Mistress).

Charges:   Bullseye for talking:   Kotex for sitting in the circle:  Wait-a-While for being a movie star and being interviewed on the radio!!!:  Spock for falling through the roof (and needs a hair trim):  Kotex  for advertising that she is single BUT went an bought Lady Finger bananas:  Slag for being hot upside-down (not sure what that meant):  Gus for being a ‘pretend’ doctor:  Bouncer for not being able to come to HHH without Spock:  The threesome – Mistress, Bouncer and Spreadem:   Mistress and Gus for chattering: Nathan for having a broken arm:  Coming Down for low profile.

Spread’em is a standin Hair Raiser in place of Moaning Lisa .

Wait-a-While volunteered to be Hash Booze while Not Yet is away for a few weeks.

Raffle:   Wait-a-While and Peter.

Mole mentioned a few details about the Over 40’s Run at Tinaburra in November.

Yummy Nosh of Leek/Potato Soup (with or without Bacon bits) with Stew & Rice to follow – of course we had Chopper’s Dim Sims and dip beforehand, so it was all good!

So it’s On, On to Xtractit’s run in Minnie Street next Monday!



Guv's (Spread'em's) Yorkey's Run - run 2257
It was a balmy night at the beach and so off we all went for a walk/run -  DQ’s walker’s report was that it was a ‘Super walk, with a fabulous sunset 2.5’,  and Supa’s runner’s report said that ‘It must’ve been set at low tide because the arrows, etc had disappeared 2.9’.
Returnees:  Dancing Queen, Supa Stork, Tutti Fruitti
Charges were to Cradle Snatcher for no HHH shirt;   Kotex who kept saying the groin was south – not sure whose groin!!!;    Mole also kept on about the groin?!?;   Spread’em charged Guv for not doing any of the work;    Supa Stork being a media tart (again);  Not Yet as a standinstuntdouble for Layback being a media tart;   Kotex for eating all the chips;  Slag gave the ………shirt to Guv and also the small item for whatever;   DQ for being something;   The dummyspit to Guv.

Raffle was won by Nom de Plume who should’ve got the bottle of Port but refused that and took a bottle of white wine instead!!!

Our next Celebratory camp away will be 22nd, 23rd, and 24th November, and we would welcome hashers from Cooktown,  Mossman, Townsville and Cairns to attend this subsidised weekend (costs to yet be determined) and the more or less definite site will be Tinaburra Caravan Park…….This Celebration is for all the participants and hard working hashers who helped to make our Croc Nash Hash such a success so come and enjoy a great time near Yungaburra in November – yes, it’s also the weekend of the famous Yungaburra markets……we will keep you posted for more details on our webpage asap.

Harriettes have a run this Wednesday (28th) from the tourist wharf – ladies only thankyou.

So it’s On, On to Choppers Run from 10 Primo Street, Freshwater next Monday.


Mole's Kewarra Beach Run - run 2256

Xtractit's Brinsmead Run - run 2255

Pre run entertainment on the oval, Excitement was at the start as the male hashers enjoyed the display of Zumba by 48 plus women shaking the booty.

Chilly 17 degrees, complaints came thick & fast.

Great run, most took the whole hour to get around it.

Clean sweep- All awards handed out went to Chopper - Wanker shirt, 

- spit the dummy award for complaints all the way around the walk. 

- wooden Lady penis

- small silver penis

Raffle won by Tee Pee

On on to Mole's run at Kewarra Beach

Bullseye's Forest Gardens Run - 2254

We gathered at Bill Mill’s Park on a very cool night and the Hare said “Go across there and then down over the wire netting,” so off we went – then around the streets of Forest Gardens.

Returnees:  Kneetrembler,  Kotex,  Wait-a-While,  Not Yet,  Bullseye.

Kotex gave the walker’s report and awarded 4/10, while Pro for the runners said they ran round and around and awarded a 6.5.

Charges: DQ for feeling guilty for not doing the whole run.  Kotex for driving to the run even though it was so near to her house.  Bullseye for not having enough chalk.  Not Yet as the ‘lookalike’ for NoKnickers. Tutti for miscalling Bullseye. 

Nom-de-Plume won the raffle, and it’s on, on to Xtractit’s run from the Bears Park in Brinsmead,    17th August there will be a “Beatles night” at the Railway Hall in Cairns – phone and let Spread’em know if you want a place at the HHH table.



Betty Boop - McTaf's Birthday Run - run 2253

We welcomed our visitors and returnees and then the Hare sent us off on the Run down the hill – only problem with that is that we all knew we would be running back up the hill in the very near future.  Retard’s run report stated “It was a large run to get to the drink stop and the shortest run “on home” but awarded 5/10.   The GM said he was deducting 2 points for the longest run and 2 points for the shortest run – so 1/10!!!!

Visitors and returnees:-  Mixo, the hasher who rode his bicycle from Canberra:  Last Card Louis and Queen of Hearts from Sydney:  Footrot and Toe Sucker from Canberra:  Dancing Queen from Babinda:  Tee Pee and Retard from Cairns.  Wot the!

Charges were thick and fast – Toe Sucker for turning up late – that goes for TP as well: Pro for not turning up last week just after the Kewarra Beach Hare had put arrangements in place to have a paramedic, police and attractive nurse at the ready in case Pro decided to shortcut across the roundabout:  D Q charged someone or other for spreading nefarious rumours:   Retard for getting the flash for cash on the way to HHH:  Xtractit and NomdePlume for something:  TP for not joining in the run – well she was too busy hanging up birthday decorations for McTaff’s celebration..

Announcements:   The Full Moon run will now be held on the 14th October NOT 14th September as earlier mentioned, mainly because the Hare is not available until then.

Harriettes will be at Kotex’s house, Monsoon Terrace, Forest Gardens this Wednesday, 31st July.

Raffles won by Footrot, Last Card Louis and Mole.

We then partook of the yummy nosh, chocolate birthday cake, etc provided to celebrate McTaff’s  !?!?  Birthday, and it is On, on  to Bullseye’e Run next week from Bill Mill’s Park in Forest Gardens…………see you all there!



TP's run - run 2252

Moaning Lisa's Manoora Meander - run 2251

On a very cold and windy evening the troop gathered at McCormack Street and after receiving run instructions set off along the fairly dark streets, this way and that.  Wait-a-While enjoyed it and awarded 3.5 but Erica gave it a 5 so she must’ve enjoyed it more!

Returnees:   HotFa, Tyson, Erica, and Guv

Several items were discussed and agreed on.  The Moonlight Run will be held at Fiddlers House/Holloway’s Beach on about 14th Sept.       It was decided that the trailer would stay at WaW’s, thanks to his offer to still house it there.     Monies to be paid to Hares have been increased by $5.        Regarding the next “Away Run”, our GM is looking into the suggestions from the group and more info on this will be advised soon.

Awards:  Large item to Erica, because….       Silver item to Guv – well, yes he deserved it.        Mermaid/man to Spreadem for bringing Guv back to Hash.     Nom-de-Plume won the low profile award.

Raffles:   Guv and Tutti won something or other.  

Thanks to Moaning and TwoGashes for tasty nosh and it’s On, On to TeePee’s run from 11 Corkwood Street, Kewarra Beach next Monday.


Tutti Frutti

Nom de Plume's Brismead Wander - run 2250

After a bit of a kerfuffle, hashes set off following the arrows uphill and down dale in the ‘burbs.   Arrows took off one way for the runners and also a trail back for the walkers.

Visitors:  Kerry, from Busselton :  Ass Wide Shut from Washington DC.

Returnees:  Pro, Mole, Wait-a-While and Tutti.

Wait-a-While’s run report said it was a good run and awarded 3.5 and for the runners, Ass Wide Shut enjoyed the road running and awarded 6.5    Many charges were laid, namely against:-  Helmet, Kerry, (Kotex look-a-like) Xtractit, Spreadem, Prickle,  The twins – Tutti and Mole, and for wearing Deafeatis’ toed shoes, Ass Wide Shut.

Next week’s run will be from Moaning Lisa’s abode in West Cairns and it was requested by the GM that there will be a meeting of the committee there to discuss a few issues, namely, the location for our next ‘away run’ :  Amount of monies to be paid to the Hare at each run  :  The future of the Hash trailer  :  Maybe forming a group to attend the up and coming big race meetings. :  Advice about a Full Moon Run from Fiddler’s house sometime around September.   Considering a Combined HHH Christmas run.  So put your thinking caps on and bring along some good suggestions for us all to have some future enjoyable Hashing events.

On, on,


Dancing Queen - run 2249

Nathan's run - run 2248

Spreadem's Full Moon Run - run 2247

It was getting close to ‘Run Time’ and still no sign of Hash Cash so we compromised and Guv and Tutti Fruitti combined to take the money.   Spread’em said that the run was well marked but there were a few ‘false trails’ and that we would find the beach a nice place to be in the bright moonlight………plenty of light to see any crocs that might be around!

Run report from Dancing Queen giving it a Fabulous walk in the moonlight but only awarded it a .3.    Pro (for the runners) said he found a few checks but no trail near the toilets at the end of the beach and awarded 6.25…….good heavens!

Visitors and returnees:   Jen, from the GoldCoast:  Erica, from Ontario, Canada:  Neil, from next door:   Guv, DQ, Nathan, Two Gashes, Moaning Lisa and Xtractit. 

After giving them a ‘down, down’, it was decided the few faithful hashers who were left should have a ‘down down’ for being there, namely, Slag (GM), Bullseye, Tutti, Pro, Mistress and Pecker.

Charges:   NoNameNathan for doing a ‘hairy’ strip:  Bullseye for something:  Mistress for NOT wearing the ‘Shirt’ on the actual run:  Pro for not finding the trail when standing on a arrow.:  Guv for not having done the weeding?  Spreadem for not having made this a Nudie Moonlight Run:  Spreadem again for loaning flappy shoes to DQ on the run.   Tutti Fruitti for her birthday.

Awards:    Xtractit who salvaged “The Cap” from Nostrildumarse’s car before he headed off to the bush, awarded it to Pecker for having given it to Nostril in the first place ???

Pecker gave the large item to Two Gashes for sitting on the keg.  Mistress gave the ‘Shirt’ to Pecker for endless talking to her on the run.

Rafflewinners:    Pecker and Dancing Queen.

Next week’s run is NoNameNathan’s from Moaning Lisa’s abode in McCormack Street.

Notes:  Mistress advised that if you wish to attend the ‘Christmas in July’ run being held by her on Tuesday the 2nd July, starting from her home in Machan’s Beach, full Christmas fare for the meal (cost $30), and if you would like to take part in a Secret Santa it will be another $10.   You must notify her asap as numbers will be limited.

Also, any Harriettes attending Tutti’s run on the 26th are advised to bring torch, chair, plates etc, and warm clothes (just in case it snows).

On, on to NoNameNathan’s Run next Monday.

Wait - a - while's Cairns West Run -  run 2246

Pro gave a run report saying, “An unusual run with lots of DS signs everywhere and not much else”……and awarded 1.6735 (wot the!)    Visiting Hammersley hasher XYZ reported he saw many left over Juggy arrows from a couple of weeks ago and awarded .005.   Wait-a-While had Meatballs’ photo standing on the table overseeing proceedings and I’m not sure he would have approved of the miserable points awarded.

Returnees and Visitors:   almost all of the attending hashers, in fact the few left standing in the circle felt quite left out.

Charges:  Pecker for standing on an arrow and pointing out wrong trail.  Kotex for asking where trail went when she could already see the arrows.  XYZ for having turned 70 last week in Perth, but as he had hurried back to run tonight we gave him another drink.  Many other frivolous charges were made, such as the usual to Pro for sitting in the circle.

Awards:  Large item to Pecker for not finding trail??!!  Smaller item to Pro for complaining – well, how unusual.

Raffle:  Kotex asked visitor Peter to draw the first ticket and, you guessed it, he drew out her ticket!!!   Re-draw was the call, and Mole said she would like to check all the other tickets.   However, Kneetrembler won the Red on the next draw.

Returnees Going Down and Chopper prepared some yummy nosh.  Hot soup, and curried chicken and rice to follow.

Harriettes were reminded about lunch at Cazalys this Wednesday, and next week’s run is from Spread’em’s – 432 Varley Street, Yorkeys Knob.

On, on,


Nostril's run for Xtractit - run 2245

Supa’s run report said that after one of the checks there were no arrows, not even more of the PINK ones!! But awarded a 9.2.   Kotex’s walker’s report said it was hard to understand why some of the walkers disappeared into the Barrier Reef Hotel and Hemmings Brewery when they could have come ‘on home’ to a nice cold drink.

Visitors:  Hannah, Julie, ChickPea, and Love Shack and Small Goods from Tassie.

Returnees:  Tee Pee, Nathan , Retard, Spreadem, Tutti, and Mistress.

Charges:  Pecker for being jealous of someone’s name.   ChickPea and Nathan for using their phone.  Moaning Lisa for taking a leak – is that something new?  Spread’em for desperate times.  Nathan for complaining about Nostril’s ‘putrid pink arrows’.   Wait-aWhile for being late.   TP for making beeping noises – what the!  Slag for giving Pro the wrong number combinations to open the gate so that he could have a swim – yeh, I know, fancy swimming in this cold weather!  Our Tassie visitors for coming to HHH on their wedding anniversary.  Farcanel and WaW for talking so much they were late to cross at the lights.   Kotex for getting all excited and falling over.  ChickPea for sending Julie home early.  There may have been many more charges but this scribe‘s writing is too difficult to read.

Awards:   Pecker awarded the cap to Nostril for using pink chalk for marks

Raffle:  Spreadem won the white and Nostildumarse won the red.

See you all next Monday at Wait-a-While’s home in Blantyre Close, Manunda.

On, on,

Tutti Fruitti

Slag - run 2244

Write Off - run 2243

Moaning Lisa - run 2242

Nash Hash 2019 - Port Douglas
Here are a few photos of the weekend.
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There are a lot more photos on the
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Nash Hash Post Amble - run 2241

The run from Dunwoody's was set by Moaning Lisa with 32 Hashers managing to get there after the hectic week in Port Douglas for Nash Hash.

Nash Hash Pre Amble - run 2240
Sorry no photos or notes

Not Yet's Watercloset run - run 2239

It has been stated that some Harriettes would not cum to Not Yet’s Run at Waterfall Park  City View because there were no toilets in the Park, so the ever inventive Not Yet decided to install a temporary non-water-closet-cum-changing-area in the Park area to cater for the needy.   Well done!

The Run was set on chalk (and some toilet paper) said the Hare and it was, with an option for the runners and walkers to separate after the drink stop for the run home.  For the walkers, Bullseye said it was a fantastic run with bush and a little shiggy 9/10.  Super, for the runners, said it was a ‘tour-de-force’, a good Easter Run 2.5.

Returnees:  Weed, Mitzo, Kneetrembler.

Charges included just about everybody.  Kotex for stealing a rod ????.   Bullseye for taking the easy way home.    Fiddler chg Not Yet for not putting whole address on the website.    Spreadem, NomdePlume and NoKnickers for something! (can’t read my writing)   Kotex for Alzheimer’s for not knowing where she had left her can of beer – sacrilege I reckon!.   Pecker for NOT using the non-water closet and peeing near the parked cars!     Tutti for drinking beer from a champagne glass.    49er for forgetting her Alzheimer’s charge.   Betty Boop for using the ‘changing room’ and nearly sliding off the said seating arrangement.

Awards:   Small thingy to Not Yet for such an enjoyable run.  

                POW cap to Pecker – just because.

Mole reminded all of us that in two weeks’ time Nash Hash would be all over and we would be relaxing again.   Weed pleaded for every Cairns Hasher/Harriette to help out on the register desks Wed, Thurs and Friday at PD to help things go smoothly.   Remember that next Monday’s run is from the Bungalow Hotel, Sportsbar entrance and car park 6 pm. Please advise Cairns HHH if you are coming so that the Pub can get an idea of numbers.

Harriettes Run is at Fiddlers, 71 Casuarina Street (the esplanade) Holloways Beach this Wednesday, 24th.

 On, on,


Fiddler's Holloway's Hike - run 2238

The ‘Circle’ began with the GM displaying his new hat with a warning that if anyone else wants to wear it they would have to become GM!

 The Hare, Fiddler, was called out and suitably celebrated, Mistress awarded ‘a beautiful run’ 3.5 for the walkers:  Pro stated it was a well marked run and no-one got lost so 5.5.

 Visitors:  Mixo, who rode his push-bike all the way from Canberra to join us, and a virgin called Warren.    Returnees:  BT, Supa Stalk.

 Charges:  Spreadem for singing the wrong song;   No Knickers and Not Yet for sitting on a beach bench during the run;  Mistress for ‘crying’ over her now wet shoes;  BT taking a torch off 49er;  Kotex up for a stealing charge!!!;   49er for now having new eyes;  Slan for not asking for awards at last week’s circle;  Wait-a-while for not wanting to go through the water;   Pro for singing ‘blah, blah, blah’ but then don’t we all sometimes!

 Awards:   BT got the ‘mermaid’ for looking for a croc (wise girl);   No Knickers for always being late;  Betty Boop got the ‘cap’ for getting a bit lost.  Hey, I thought nobody got lost!?!    Royal T won the large chocolate bunny,  Tutti won the six pack of Guinness (fancy that!) and Kotex got a watch?

 Mole advised that it is the final Nash Hash Meeting this Wednesday at Value Homes office on Mulgrave Road, at 6 pm.    Harriettes are asked to linger a little longer for a special ‘get-together’ afterwards.      BT had two jokes, and it is On, on to Not Yet’s run next week as Waterfall Park, City View.  See you there or be square!



Weed's Wander in Westcourt - run 2237

Oh, no, off around to the left and along the drain !!!! again !!!!!  49er said she saw a ‘stick-a-dile’ in the water almost near where she spotted a crocodile a couple of months ago…..hmmm.  Walker’s report from Bullseye was that it was well marked…4/10. Runner’s report from Pecker said he thought Mole, and not Weed, set the run because we didn’t go into any pubs but gave it a 9/10.

Returnees:  Waitawhile, Farcanel, Kneetrembler, Madam Slash, Weed, Sodonme, Spread’em and Two Gashes.

Charges:  Pro for sitting in the circle (again!) : McTaff and Betty Boop for heading to the wrong address for the run : Write-Off for turning them around :Kotex for surprising the runners who were ‘innocently’ having a chat on the run : Prickle for scratching herself in a ‘special’ place (well it was her wedding anniversary the other day) : Not Yet for having worn out NoKnickers (so that’s why she wasn’t on the run) :Pisspot for wearing new pink, shiny, shoes : Farcanel for wearing new shoes.

Raffle:  Pisspot won a hash shirt :  Moaning Lisa the red and 49er the white.

Jokes from Write-off and Sodonme.

Notices:   Mole reminded all the Harriettes to come to the luncheon at Cazalys this Wednesday at 12.45 pm.       Next week’a run at Fiddler’s house, Holloways Beach.

On, on,


Pecker's Peeing Down Run - run 2236

Well, some of the heaviest rain ever, fell about an hour before run time, so yes, some of the hashers that would ‘melt’ in the rain did not turn up but the ‘true blue’ hashers were all in attendance.    Pecker assured us that the run was well marked in spite of the rain and so off we went around the ‘burbs, this way and that.   Of course, Write Off  had to display his water splashing expertise to several of the Harriettes, for which he was reprimanded!!!

It was a good walk and received a 6.2 (somehow).

Returnees:   Nom de Plume, Mistress, Tutti and Not Yet.

Plenty of charges were laid – can’t remember them all – but the rain had eased off which was good because we were all huddled under the small patio roof to have a delicious nosh of yummy ham, potato bake and coleslaw, then to top it off, Lemon meringue pie…wow!

Mole reminded everyone about the Nash Hash meeting for Wednesday 3rd, and Fiddler announced that she is going to be a Granny in a few months!   And it’s On, On to Mole’s run from her place of business in Mulgrave Road next week.



49er - run 2235
Sorry no notes or photos

Twisted Sista's Rainy Run - run 2234

Rain, rain, rain, and then mud, mud, mud (in the back yard) however our hostess assured everyone that it would not be a problem as she would just hose the mud out tomorrow!  We were issued with printed maps showing the run plan and off we went ‘on right’up the hill.   Bullseye for the walkers, commented that it was well marked (rubbish) and a beautiful walk – 5  The runners gave a 3.5 and our GM said that would be 8.5/20.    Xtractit commented that someone had complained on facebook about suspicious marking outside some houses so she managed to put a counter message assuring them is was just arrows for the runners/walkers of HHH.

Visitors:  No Name Karen, so Xtractit was charged for bringing her along.

Further charges:  Pro for sitting in the circle.  McTaff for no hash shirt.   Twisted for her Donald Trump look.  Mole for denigrating other peoples buildings while on the run.  Karen for being clueless (could that possibly be a suggestion of a name).  Hash Booze for bringing TUN beer along in the esky.   Mc Taff for arriving late with the Hash Booze – well it was the first time in his new assignment.   Birthday song for Xtractit,  and stand-in-stuntdouble for Kotex on her birthday was Slag, even though she was off celebrating without Hash – sacrilege I say!

Awards:    Twisty got the large thingy and commented that the round things on the end were rather small.   Mermaid to BT and Pro warned her to be careful with it.

Mole won the rigtheraffle – to be collected next week as Hash booze forgot to bring the prize – well he is just learning the job!!!

Xtractic advised that Pearl, at Port Douglas, can’t participate so that particular run will be cancelled.   We will endeavour to replace it with another run

Croc Nash Hash Meeting next Wednesday night – a virtual AGPU?!?

On, on to next week’s run.


2019 AGPU  run 2233

An enthusiastic group turned up at Kneetrembler’s house on a hot and steamy afternoon – thank heavens for the lovely swimming pool after the run.  Supa said it was a typical run (set on a pushbike) flat, but well marked – awarded 1.5.  Walker, Mistress said it was fabulous until she ended up at a fence – awarded a 1.

Returnees:  Big Bazza, Chopper, Going Down, Retard, DNA, Spread’em.

Visitors from Florida, USA – Lyn and Kerry

Charges:  Kotex for trying to find bottles in the bushes:  Sodonme for not recycling:  Helmet ferreting for scrap metal (bike parts):  WriteOff for letting some woman walk away with Fuddly:   Nostrildumarse comes to Cairns for some lovin’ but no Xtractit:  Retard for misleading on trail:  Mole – oops an alzheimers charge:  Mistress because she only likes white cock-atoos:   Gangbang having received a personal invitation to attend.

Rigtheraffle:  Retard – red:   Chopper – White

Awards:  A new ‘mermaid’ to Pro, probably for having arrived early for the run.

               The large item to Nostril, for Xtractit.

                Madam Slash awarded The Shirt to Slag for being misunderstood – who knew!

Kneetrembler requested that the outgoing committee members come forward to be thanked for their services over the past year.   Mole presented a fully comprehensive treasurer’s report and then nominations were called for the positions on the Committee for 2019.  The full list is on the committee page.

Gangbang, Weed and Retard were hauled out the front for talking, and Pecker for smoking.    Mole displayed some shirts for Nash Hash.

Next weeks run from Twisted Sista’s house 212 Greenslopes Street, EdgeHill and tomorrow’s Trinity HH will be from Dog Park at Henley’s Hill

On, on.

Betty Boop Bentley Run - run 2232

As usual the Hare advised there are no hills, no shiggy and marked with chalk and some flour, self-raising flour, etc.

The walkers report given by Bullseye was that it was a lovely walk, well marked and 5/10.   Pro’s runners report agreed it was well marked and extra points for the special water spray fan at the drink stop – 15/10 – praise indeed.

Returnees:  Master Farter,  Two Gashes,  Kneetrembler

Charges:  MF, Two Gashes, Moaning Lisa and Kneetrembler for arriving late.  Pecker for following bird droppings (should’ve gone to Specsavers).   Slag for being an arsehole!!!!!

Dancing Queen for parking her car in wrong place.  Kotex for not sleeping with some guy she had just met ?   Mole for appraising the opposition’s new homes on the run.  DQ for accusing WriteOff for not going on the run.   The Three Fiji Amigos, Pro, Mole and Pecker.

Awards:  Large item to Koty because she didn’t get lucky on the weekend.

                Cap to Moaning Lisa for gathering flowers on the run for Two Gashes.

                Pro found a training apparatus on the run so gave it to McTaff

Rigtheraffle:  Pecker won the red and Twisty the white (again!)

Notes:   The AGPU will be at Kneetrembler’s house 325 Mc Coombe St, next Monday – don’t forget to bring along your donation of food to share and your ideas on voting for an incoming committee.

Nash Hash catch-up meeting this Wednesday, usual place at 6 pm.

On, on,


Bullseye Hots the Spot  (with help from Slag) - run 2231

Bullseye’s run description was a little hazy, even saying to head off in a westerly direction, (no, said Slag) maybe head off in an easterly direction (no, said Slag) so she tried northerly (but no, said Slag) and finally headed us all of to the south.  Easy to guess who actually set the run!!!!  We were very lucky to dodge the showers except for a little bit just before the circle so maybe the RA had some hand in that.   Pythagorarse reported that he enjoyed the run set by Slip, or was that Slash, and awarded a 6/10.  BT said it was a lovely walk and well marked but she now had a sore groin!? and awarded a 5, so that would make it an 11/10, or 11/20, take your pick!

Charges :  Slag for using some of Kotex’s last week’s run.  Write Off for non hash shirt. A few of us for carrying umbrellas on the run – I reckon that is what kept the rain away.

Tutti for having too many cars.

Awards:  Pythagorarse presented the large item to 49er for positive talking on the run.   49er wanted to know what happened to the thong off it.   Super for complaining of stiffness – think it was mainly in his finger.

We sang the Hashy Birthday song to BT for her leap year birthday so that makes her just slightly over 17……….no more pub crawling until you are 18 BT.

Yummy nosh with the best corned beef ever cooked by Slag and lovely salads by Bullseye.    Tutti reminded the Harriettes about our run this Wednesday night at Yorkeys Knob.  The GM mentioned the AGPU at Kneetrembler’s in a couple of weeks so contact him to say what food you will be bringing along to share.

Raffles:   49er took the red and Twisty welcomed the white

On, on the Betty Boop’s run next Monday – venue to be advised on the net.

Moaning Lisa's Moaning Run (assisted by Two Gashes) - run 2230

The Hare appeared with a large piece of chalk in hand – did we have to set our own run?  No, it was just so that he could draw his usual “Cutlery Hash run” instructions on the ground so that we would be able to follow them!   On left we went and then across the road to Raintrees.

The walker’s report from 49er was no hills, no shiggy etc, with a nice cold drink stop and robustly marked  10/10.  However Pro said there should be a deduction of 8.2 because of the pool gate being locked, so no swimming!

Charges:  Betty Boop thought she had dropped her socks into the toilet and got a little bit upset until she realized it was just the toilet cleaner:     Mole for collecting mail on the run:     Scurrilous charge for DQ and Twisty for trying to set a fashion style in pastel:   Mole for wasting a beer when BT’s chair “attacked” it:      DQ for thinking this run was the AGPU – oops, wrong week!:    Koty for a toad alert:     49er for wearing her “cum-n-get-me” boots at NZ HHH.

Awards:   Shirt given to Madam Slash.     Cap to Mole for casting broken glass about.

Raffles:  Xtractit the red;  Twisted Sista the white;  BT a lovely jacket:   Tutti a Shiraz.

On, on to Slag’s run next week at Trafalga Park,  Trafalga Road,  Bentley Park.


Tutti Fruitti  

Madam Slash - run 2229

Koty's Turn - run 2228

Pro at the Pub - run 2227
Sorry no notes or photos

Mistress' Machans Meander - run 2226

Hashers drifted in slowly, due to some confusion whether the ‘on home’ was at Machans or Holloways.   However, PRO arrived early!

Pro’s run report mentioned that it was a scenic run along roads, through bush and fences and awarded 5.6, minus 3.6.   The walkers report said 2/10, so all in all 5/10 total is pretty good.

Returnees:  Stacey,  Madam Slash,  Write-off.

Charges:  Twisted Sista was charged with having a cider named after her.   Master for the lack of clear marking.   Pro for complaining (as usual).  Write-off for not pointing out the markings.   Bullseye for low profile.

Birthdays:  Madam Slash,  Write-off and Slag.

Would those hashers who have awards hidden in their car, cupboards, bedrooms or bathrooms,  please bring them along next week!      There was some discussion re special shirt for Nash Hash – see Hash Facebook page for sample and details.

Notices:  A.G.P.U. 11th March at Kneetrembler’s house.   Please consult with him about  what food you are willing to bring along, and more importantly, consider who you wish to elect into office for the coming year.

Write-off mentioned that if there are any Hash orphans on Australia Day, take yourself along to 190-194 Irene Street, from 3 pm onwards.   Bring your own refreshments and maybe some nibbles, etc to share.

Rig the Raffle:  Xtractit got the white     Master F got the red

On, on to Pro’s Run next week from his house in the Little Mulgrave – 5 pm (or thereabouts) start.    No need to bring plates, etc


Cheers,  Tutti


49er's Jungle and Road Run - run 2225

It was a damp, cool evening as our small but enthusiastic group left ‘home’ and headed for the hills in Freshwater.  Into the bush, doing a loop around to come out on trail heading down the road and onwards.    Our standin GM requested McTaff give run report and this started with……’It was lovely walking in this urban setting, passed houses where the Harriettes happily viewed young men with hairy chests……’  best not to continue that report, but he awarded the run 2/10.

Returnees:  KT, also Pimp (all the way from WA).

Charges:   Pimp for ‘watering’ in the park:  Bullseye for shortcutting:  Kotex for wingeing on trail (so what is new!):  KT was standin for Twisted Sista and Pro was standin for BT for losing BT’s keys……… her bed!!!!!   Pro, Tutti and McTaff for low profile (Mole and Royal should’ve been included in that!:  Pimp for being drunk after one beer some time ago!:   BettyBoop for not wearing The Shirt on the run.  Mole awarded Weed’s cap-0-the week to someone, can’t remember who.     Rig the raffle won by Slag.

Mole reminded us of a Nash Hash Update Meeting for this Wednesday night – 6 pm same address as last time.  Be there, or be square!

Tasty nosh cooked by Royal, and fruit cake served by 49er.

On, on to Mistress’ run at her house at Machans Beach next Monday, when it may not be raining!

Cheers,  Tutti

Pythagorase Equi Angular Run - run 2224

The Hashers all gathered under the lovely tree at the Japanese Memorial Garden in the grounds of our new Cairns Performing Arts Centre and heeded Pythagorarse’ directions for the run, being ‘head off left’ – so we did.  Questions were asked as to why we were running around the hot streets of inner Cairns when the cool Esplanade was just a step away, but never mind, as usual the company was pleasant.  Not Yet awarded a 4 for an enjoyable walk in spite of the bad smell around the inner drain, and Supa’s comments were ‘thought it would be at least a 5-6 k run along the Esplanade’ and only awarded a 3.

Charges:  Prickle, for talking:  Write off for Shirt abuse:  Mistress for parking in a pushbike space:  Kotex and Not Yet for trying to be twins:  Bull’s Eye, BT and Tutti for being the Oslo triplets.  McTaff reminded us that awards had not been handed on which reminded everyone that Betty Boop was not wearing ‘The Shirt’ again on the run!

Pro read out some salient points from a Cairns 600 Run note sheet, and it seems everyone is hot for the Tan Blue Beer.     Jokes came from Write Off, Xtractit and Royal T.  The raffles were won by Pro and Moaning Lisa.   Kotex then handed out kits consisting of a plate, small square bowl, tea towel and eating irons to those that wanted them – very handy just to keep in one’s car and take to each run.

So it’s On, on to 49er’s run next Monday at Jalarra Park in Stratford.

Cheers,  Tutti.

Two Gashes Virgin Setting of a Run - run 2223

The rain had stopped for a while and the sun was setting over the hills as we were advised re the special ‘Cutlery HHH’ run markings, the ‘on back’ drawing received plenty of comments from the mob.  However, we all took off in the southerly direction, as advised, and enjoyed a run/walk in the cool of the evening.   Nostrildumarse awarded 1/10 because the run marks were in ancient old Norse Rune!  Kotex, awarded 3/100 because her hair got messed up – not sure just how that happened.

Charges:  Kotex for gathering bottles, etc, which only amounted to 30c:  Pecker for losing the pack;  Supa for impersonating Pro:  ML for not completing the training of Two Gashes on how to set a run:  Slag for not being able to count the number of women!!!:  Bulldog for sending loving texts:  BT for talking:  Supa for impersonating Santa:  ML for hooning (?):  Twisty for low-profile:  and Weed to represent JC at this Christmas time so that the JC song was able to be sung.  Hashy birthday for Twisty.

Awards:  ML gave the cap to (I think) Weed for shortcutting and Spreadem got the dummy-spit for not bringing in the other wooden award.

Rigtheraffle:  Pecker got the red and Bulldog the white.

Everyone enjoyed the yummy nosh so many thanks to Two Gashes and ML.

On, on to the run next week from the Japanese memorial garden in Grafton Street – at the side of the Cairns Performing Arts Centre.

Hashy New Year to All


Christmas Committee Run - run 2221

The Commitee Run from the Crown had a great turn up considering it was bucketing down rain we all had umbrellas and rain jackets.

Unfortunately, the Trail that was set by Masterfarter had been washed out twice. He made a brief appearance before he went to visit family up the hill thank you for your efforts.

So a stroll in all our Christmas attire around the streets to the GMs Unit by the pool under cover.

Circle was held more rain for a change.

Welcome back, Nostrildumass, Lemming, Betty Boop & McTaff.

Loads of mini raffles - thanks Kotex

Best dressed was no name Davide Di, he rocked his outfit. 

Back to the Crown hotel for Dinner & Drinks, thanks again to Kotex for organising Snacks & Dinner with the Crown.

Some badges & recognition for run numbers given outby Mole.

GM -Xtractit -101 runs

Master's Mossie March - run 2220

A very steamy afternoon for a run through the swamp area of Holloways, a good run/walk but most of the walkers were obviously not moving fast enough for the huge numbers of mossies that landed on our backs.  However it was soon out onto the Esplanade and away around the streets to ‘on home’.    A cool drink and a swim in the pool were a welcome relief.   BT gave a walkers report and awarded a 5/10m while Pythagorarse said that it was a winding, round-about run through the swamp, with Pro seeming to be running in the reverse direction but awarded a 4.5.

MF was charged for trying to confuse everyone by using different coloured tape as markers. BT chg Kotex for giving her a ‘duff torch’ – think that meant a torch without   batteries!!!  BettyBoop Chg the GM for changing her name to BT.  Confusing!

Betty Boop has to keep the shirt for another week because she didn’t wear it on the run,

Pro was awarded the large ……… for trying to confuse the runners by going in reverse!!

Whew……must be the heat affecting everyone I reckon.

Rig the raffle (again)   Kotex won the white and Pro the Red.  Magnificent pasta nosh MF, you really excelled.

Next weeks Christmas run from the Crown hotel, so wear your Christmas gear, have a great night out and everyone have a wonderful Christmas Day.  

Harriettes – see you all at the ‘Pirate Ship’ end of the Esplanade on the 26th for a stroll around Cairns, hopefully in the cool air.

Merry Hashy Christmas


Mole's Live Hare - run 2219

Welcome back Betty Boop, McTaff from Camberra.

Returnees Nostrildumass, Retard, TeePee.

Wanka Tshirt went to Betty Boop

Dummy spit - 2 Gashes

Once again - Spreadem is still holding on to the prick awards.

Write-Off's Weird Walk - run 2218

The start of the run/walk was pretty conventional until we all got to the road, searching for arrows or ‘confetti’ markers!    Went up a little pathway to find a check with a sign consisting of two half arrows together leading onward and backward as well. Now I know I have confused you, the reader of these notes, well that is because we were also in much confusion.   Pro disappeared around a corner ahead of the pack and from then on there was even more confusion.   Mole, 49er and Xtractit decided to head up the hill while the walkers meandered down and went ‘on home’.   Fuddly really enjoyed the walk with Twisted Sista, making sure he spread his presence at every opportunity.  It was another warm evening so Write-off did not mind too much having to sit on the ice because of his mixed message arrows!

No Knickers was charged for racing off home to record a TV show, and Nomi was a stand-in for Pecker who had left.   Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes chg for wearing their best shoes (thongs). 49er chg for getting off the ice too soon.  Pro chg for having a silent run (not calling on) which he tried to reverse by saying “If you’re too slow that’s your problem.”  Bulldog and BT for trying to be twins.  BT was also chg for sending a reply to the wrong website!!!

The Cap was given by Royal T to Moaning Lisa – because he is the youngest POW.

The Shirt:  49er has to have it for another week ‘cause she didn’t wear it on the run.

Returnees:   No Knickers and Pecker

Raffles: Kotex and Slag – a real rigtheraffle raffle.

Good nosh and it’s On, On to Poolwood Road next Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti.        

Lemming's Cattana Wetlands Walk - run 2217

Well done Lemming, no mossies or other creepy crawly creatures were encountered while wandering around the Wetlands……maybe it was just too hot for them to be out seeking our blood!  Kotex awarded a 3/10 – said the walk was a bit short.  Pro only awarded 2/10.  However we all enjoyed a different area to be walking, away from the hot roads.  Yes it was over 43 deg today in Cairns!

Charges:  Nostril chg Lemming for using non-environmental red paint for the arrows;  49er chg Moaning Lisa for interfering with a turtle – it had only just managed to scale the bank of the pond and he ‘threw’ it back in;  Xtractit chg 49er for loss of control of her bicycle in the city on Friday; Kotex chg Xtractit and Nostril for trying to drive cars without refueling; Nostril chg RoyalT for not rushing to their aid;  Pro was chg for trying to drive a car without a battery;  BT chg. Kotex for too much talking (how unusual);  RA was chg for the very hot weather.  BT and Tutti were chg for trying to be twins ! and Fiddler won mention for low profile.

Awards:  Nomi gave the cap to Royal T for calling one of the harriettes an “old woman”.   49er got the shirt for winging.

Goat curry and rice for nosh and when I left, Pro was anxiously awaiting RACQ to arrive with a new battery – hope you made it home alright Pro.

On, on next week to Madam Slash’s run from the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive.


The Supa run - run 2216

And a super run it was, along canals (drains) where a young crocodile was sighted by some, out along stretches of roads, through the graveyard and jungles of Edge Hill, on and on, and on (about 8.5 kms)– well that was for the runners.   The wiser walkers made their own trail and back tracked on home.   A very warm evening with lots of liquid consumed with Kotex asking for the empties to be put in a big bin so that she could claim back the 10c now available on returns.  Xtractit awarded 4/10, while Helmut 5/10.

Returnees were welcomed:  Big Bazza, MF, 49er,

Charges: Prickle who first saw the little croc;   Not Yet pulled a muscle (not sure which one); Write Off for allowing Fuggly to be free walked;  Twisted Sista for doing it!!!  Kotex for picking up bottles for the 10c; Xtractit for wearing ‘that’ turban which really isn’t as good as Freddy Mercury’s;  Helmut for carrying cans?  49er for jaywalking; Royal T for not taking his raffle red home last week!!! (lucky to see that again!);  Mistress for having a knickers accident at Rusties Markets.  TTF was a stand-in for Mofl for her birthday…….hope it was a happy day for you Mofl.

Awards: Kotex gave the cap to Nom-de-Plume for wingeing, so Nomi made a reverse charge to Koty for the same thing….very confusing.

Raffles:  Mistress won the red and Supa won an “Ellis Beach Bag”

On, on to Lemming’s run next Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti

NB.  Sorry these notes are a little late but my computer has been sick for a little while but all is good now!

Pecker in Whitfield - run 2215

Some rather weary looking hashers turned up for the Run and all saying what a great weekend we enjoyed at Ellis Beach on the 2222 Run.  Lots of comments were flying backward and forward about this and that, mainly(as usual) the banner was stolen, we ‘seemed’ to have run out of bubbly too early…..hmmm! and that maybe the run was a little too long in the heat of the afternoon, but all in all a great time was had by all.

Vistors:  Captain Planet    Returnees:  Supa Stork. Write Off and NoKnickers.

Pecker advised that there was a drink stop and that he would drive any stragglers home from it, if needed.   Captain Planet awarded a 7/10 for a well set run for the runners, while for the walkers said that the drink stop should have been from the top of the hill but awarded a 4/10…………so is that an 11/10, what the!

Charges:   Pro charged Moaning Lisa for saying No, No to putting a beetle on Two Gashes back.   No Knickers for spilling drinks at the 2222 Run;  Slag for managing to keep our mettle down-down cups safe (using paper ones instead).   Moaning Lisa charged Pecker for such a steep hill in the run.   Captain Planet charged Royal T for getting a ride home, on the downhill part of the run..   BT, NoKnickers, Nomi, Tutti and Twisted were all charged for talking in the circle…….how unusual!    BT was charged for losing her keys – even when she was shown them, somehow (bleary eyed) said they were not hers!

A Susie Wong proxy charged Pro for moaning about the 2222 Run.  Captain Planet charged for his phone call in the circle.   NoKnickers for calling Kotex the GM. Kotex for not accepting a shave when offered. Nomi for complaining about the lack of music at 2222 . Prickle Magnet for the prettiest tutu.   Xtractit for a good weekend all round.

P.O.W. went to Kotex for wingeing.   The Shirt..can’t read my scribble but think it was Helmut

Run awards to:-  Helmut 304,  Slag 219,  Pecker 71,  Twisted Sista 500,  Pro 1001

These totals are approximate.

Raffles  Prickle won the Frontier Cooler, Nomi the white wine, Royal T the red.

On, on to Supa’s run next Monday from his place of business at 144 Mulgrave Road.

E&OA   Cheers, Tutti

Run 2222 - Ellis Beach
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Prickle & Helmet's Forest Garden's Run - run 2214

Walking on the pathway near all the lovely ducks on the pond was a pleasant start to the Run, then it was back to ‘workin’ on the railway’ around the hill passed the school and eventually into southern Bayview Heights where the walkers lost trail and all wandered around seeking deliverance.   Pecker seemed to find some shredded paper along the railway line but we were all distracted by the drink stop arriving!  Well it was a hot evening and we were all thirsty!  Then we all set off down the road to the highway and back around the hill On Home!   Not Yet awarded a 4/10 for the runners and Pecker, also a 4/10 for the walkers.

Charges:   Koty for being disrespectful.  Supa charged Mole for not being able to get away from Kotex, however she ran away from the drink stop.  Kneetrembler for also trying to get away.   Helmet for providing a non-alcoholic drink stop.  Moaning Lisa for trying to take a short-cut up the bank and sliding down again, and more or less taking a longer way home.

Awards:  The Shirt – evidently Moaning Lisa told Two Gashes that she didn’t have to wear the Shirt on the run, so now she has to have it for the next run.  Not fair, I say, ML should have to do it!!!   Helmet got the dummy spit for finding the lost walkers at the drink stop.    Dancing Queen related that the Big P…….was located in Spreadem’s en suite at the new house. Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes for PDA in the pool.   Nomi for getting a ride home from the drink stop.   Lookalike Tutti stood in for a birthday song for Weed.

Royal T told a ‘long drop’ joke – that was long and amusing. Great nosh and bickies for dessert – thanks Prickle.

Raffles:  Moaning Lisa and Guv

The GM handed out ‘must bring to the 2222 run’ notes and asked hashes to please bring tables and some battery powered lights out to Ellis Beach and reminded us to minimize the use of glass anything, and pick up any rubbish we see – must leave the area in tidy fashion.

On, on to Ellis Beach for the 2222 Run and then Peckers on Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti

Slag's Battle at Trafalga - run 2213

The Hare said ‘trail is marked in chalk arrows and shredded paper’, (well, what a surprise!)  and trail is on that way’ as he pointed to a row of trees above a dry creek. It was pleasant walking/running around in some park land and then on to pathways not often travelled.   There was some discussion as to whether the hare had said ‘two arrows and you’re on a false trail’ – or was that – ‘you’re on trail’.  We all made our choices and ran on.   A few of us trailed back along the huge drain behind the industrial complex and so enjoyed the parkway again.   Supastork, for the runners, said,’The run was all over very quickly’ even tho’ the Hare said it had taken about two hours to set! -2/10.   Prickle Magnet, for the walkers said, “Well marked” 5/10.  So that’s a 3/10 all up!

Visitors:  Pirate of the Queerabean and Frozen Balls from Oslo/Stockholm

Returnees:  Dancing Queen, Twisted Sista, Pro, Fiddler and Guv.

Two Gashes and Moaning Lisa for PDA in the circle.
Slag for not having a drink stop, even tho’ we ran passed the pub.
Spreadem for something to do with (or without) a toilet.Not Yet for turning Kotex’s bottle brush bush into a real bottle brush by hanging empty bottles in it.             
Supa and Pro for arguing about trail.
Pecker and Frozen Balls for wrong trail.
Supa for being a media tart, not only in the paper but TV as well!!!!

Guv was given the Large P……,    Two Gashes the illustrious Shirt, and the
Soft titty to Fiddler, for reasons I did not write down and now can’t remember!

Raffles:   Cairns HH Shirt won by Frozen Balls,  Nathan the Red,  Spreadem the White.

The GM urged that hashers attending the Ellis Beach TuTu run to get busy making large iceblocks – mainly so that we can use one to sit Spreadem on – no really, we need them to keep the drinks cool.   Harriettes were reminded that Wiggles’ run is this Wednesday from her Penthouse in Spence Street.   Gather on the pavement outside from 5.30 pm and remember that it is Halloween so bring lollies for the children !?!

On, on to Prickle Magnet’s run from their house at Forest Gardens next Monday.

Tutti Fruitti



Around the Kotex suburb - run 2212

It was pleasant to run/walk round the suburb seeing a few previously uncharted streets in the green area of south Cairns.  Mole’s Run Report said the runners found an arrow, then another, then no more arrows, no shredded whatever, after finally tracking down an arrow along another road they ran past the walkers who had wandered along enjoying the scenery.   However, a 2 was the score.  Helmet, for the walkers also awarded a 2.

Lots of trivial charges were made in the circle with Koty rushing about picking the occasional abandoned bottle from the grass.  Virgin, No-name-Nathan was welcomed.

Two Gashes won the raffle.

Hashers were asked to please pay the balance owing for the TuTu run at Ellis Beach so that purchases for grog, food etc can begin.  Out GM requested that Hashers please try and pre-freeze large blocks of ice to bring along to Ellis to keep the grog cool.

Thanks Koty for a tasty nosh and it’s On, On to Slag’s run next Monday.  

Not Yet's run at City View - run 2211

Mole called for the group to be quiet so that we could hear the running instructions from the ‘garden gnome’ in the bushes  -  wait!  It was not a gnome it was Not Yet who had climbed up on the wall to give the news of the run to come.   Down, along and up again on a well marked, fairly longish trail.  MF said ‘Yep, good run’ for the runners, while 49er said it was 10/10!

Kneetrembler, Pecker, and Defeatus

Moaning Lisa, Two slashes, Defeatus and Nomi for talking in the circle.
Spreadem and Mistress for getting a ride ‘on home’ after they got lost because they were talking so much and lost trail!!!
Kotex for being unable to find trail, even though she was standing on an Arrow!   Not the first time she has done that!
The Hare for quoting “Trail is marked only on chalk” and yet we found Shredded paper – Hare recharged Madam Slash and Write Off for leaving - This from recent run.
Pecker was charged for his liking of whipping 49er – wot the!

POW cap to Nomi;   the Titty to 49er;  The Shirt from Sodonme, via Write Off to Lemming because his name isn’t on it.

Kotex asked everyone to please pay the balance (or some more monies) for your 22 22 Run and best get in and reserve camping spots with the rest of the hashers so that we ‘own’ that section of the ground.

Mole reminded everyone that there is a Nash Meeting at 6 pm Wednesday of this week at Value Homes offices on Mulgrave Road.

Raffles won by Two Slashes and Spreadem……congrats.

And it’s On, On to Kotex Run next week.

Lemmings Lovely Beach Run - run 2210

It was a lovely evening for a walk/run at Yorkey’s and the Hare instructed us to “go down to the beach and turn left (even though he was signaling right), go along the beach until you come to some trees which you should go around if the tide is not too high, or go through the bush and find the path starting point for more instructions.”  We did, well most of the group did, others just returned back along the beach.  Then ‘trail’ was to follow the path northwards and then came back southwards along the beach, which we also did!     Happy to do so as it had been a hot day and the sea breeze was great!  We then all adjourned to Lemming’s home for the Circle and Nosh so that we didn’t disturb the beach-side apartments with our chatter and songs.  Lots of nuts and dip for ‘entrée’ and tasty ‘chicken curry’ – well that was what the Hare called it – very tasty anyway, along with the chips and hash browns.

Visitors:  Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes from Yeppoon, Rancid Bickie and No Name Joan –fairly sure, from Melbourne.

Charges: The Hare (of course) and Spreadem for talking (as usual), then Spreadem gaily tossed her metal drink mug over her shoulder catching Lemming in the face – hope the teeth are OK Lemming.

Mole was charged for running out onto the sand spit to escape the clutches of Not Yet.

Not Yet charged for stalking Mole.

Guv and Spreadem for PDA

Wait-a-While charged for climbing higher than Kneetrembler on the Great Wall of China on their recent trip………go WAW!

Madam Slash was a stuntdouble for the GM (for something).

Spreadem charged  many times for Talking in the Circle, and just being a nuisance!

Fuddley awarded the POTW cap . to Rancid Bickie, 49er received the Spit the Dummy for trying to get Nomi out the front on a trumped up charge!?!

Mole reminded us of the Harriettes Luncheon for this Wednesday, and the GM and Slag encouraged everyone to get their nomination (and money) in for the Ellis Beach TuTu Run, asap.     On, on to Not Yet’s mansion for next Monday’s Run.

Cheers,  Tutti (not TuTu)


Bullseye & BT's Queen's Birthday Run - run 2209

The usual run instructions were given:  no hills, no shiggy, well marked, etc but also all the Harriettes were handed a shiny tiara to wear in celebration of the Queen’s Birthday – must say that we all looked just loverly wearing them!   Madam Slash awarded the run 4.5  and Master F awarded a 4, with the comment that it was a well marked run until the rain came.    If I remember rightly it was only a light shower so goodness knows!!!!

Write-Off nominated Wait-a-While as a standin, stunt double for the Queen.

Returnees:  Bullseye, Retro, Pokee, Prickle Magnet, Guv and NomdePlume

Charges and Complaints:  Nomi and PK for wandering off into the darkness and getting lost.   Guv complained there was not enough rain.

All the ex Poms were asked to gather for a photo – so of course they did!

Awards:  Large wooden item was given by WAW to BT to hand to Bullseye – yeh I know, very confusing it was.    The PoW cap was given to Fuddly because he had allowed Write-off to shave his lovely curly hair off!  Sacrilege, I say!

Jokes: from Pecker, and a long and involved joke about counting three trees from Write-off.    Raffles were won by Retro and BT

Notes:  Babinda HHH next week – free camping for all.

Please hand in your $20 deposit for the 222 Ellis Beach Camping Run

Next Nash Hash Meeting 17th October at Value Homes office.

Gordonvale Races next weekend – horse races not Hash races.

Next weeks run is Lemmings at the South End of Yorkeys Beach NOT at this house because we are a noisy lot!!!

On, on,   Tutti.

Mistress Magnifcant Machans Run - run 2208

Fun walking around the streets with landing aeroplanes very close overhead…interesting!  Then we got to the Esplanade and it was lovely walking along there in the breeze, almost to the far northern end, before diverting across a ‘forbidden entry’ paddock, and then on home.   Spread’em gave it a 3/10 but did remark that it was well marked.

Returnees were welcomed back and charges were laid.   The raffles were won by BT and 49er and then Xtractit stood in for our absent RA and did two namings for NoNameAnne and NoNamePaul who received names that I can’t repeat!  Ask them at the next run!

Xtractit should have been charged for confabulating (!?!) her words.

Pleasant run, good company and yummy food.  Thanks Mistress.

On,On to BT’s holiday weekend run next week.

Madam Slash - run 2207

Rig the raffle - Pro & Nostrildumass

Awards - prick small - Crackpot

POW Hat - brought along by Fiddler awarded  to Lemming.

Others- still on holidays with Not yet.

Naming of visitor no name Michael - Rancid Bickie

Hymns for McTaff & Royal T

Great night - good run for Runners & Walkers split. Top Nosh once again. High scoring run. 

Thank you Madam Slash..

Remember to register as soon as you can for the 2222 Run.

Spreadem's Super Stroll - run 2206

The Hare handed out several maps of the Run in the hope that no-one would get lost…..well I think that was the intention.  It was a right turn and then on over to the Graveyard, out onto Greenslopes and into the jungle.  Madam Slash gave the walkers report and a 4/10,  while Russian MF, who reckons it was 7.5 k run and awarded 3/10. Pecker and Write Off admitted that they just walked back from the Graveyard  -  slackers!

Returnees  Supa, Defeatus and Crackpot

Charges:  Write Off for leaving Fuddley, Tutti for talking in the circle, BT for driving on wrong side of the road, Lemming for having to go to Court tomorrow for DD, Mistress for LowProfile, Pecker for not calling out when he fell over in the graveyard !!! Slag for trying to take a photo……of himself!, Supa for posing with a strange article and enjoying it and Pro for saying he visited a grave.   Well, I mean, who didn’t.

Good nosh and plenty of it …..thanks Spread’em.  Its On, on to Madam Slash/WriteOff’s Run next week at the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive


Xtractit's Interesting Run - run 2205

All gathered at Xtractits front yard and finally when Pro arrived we knew it was time to take off…….so we did.    BT raced off in one direction, Pro the other and the rest of us waited for their call…..Pro had joined up with BT and yelled ‘On, on”, so we went further up Minnie Street, behind the school and a further check.  Most of the group took off to the right, a couple turned around to go back down Minnie and a couple of others went left out to Mulgrave Road.     Eventually we arrived back at the pool and were sitting around having a drink and nibbles when we were instructed to take our drinks and go outside and around the corner so that we could have the circle IN THE STREET, in Water Street, outside a familiar building’s parking area,  ‘Cause there are lights’. Some stood on the pavement and others on the road, dodging cars and people coming and going into the carpark!

Guv awarded a 3/10 for the run but BT said it was a 10/10.   Returnees were Xtractit, KT and Farcanel.    Pecker was suitably serenaded for his birthday.

Mistress and MFarter were late arriving because they went to the wrong address so MF did a little run down to the Esplanade and back on his own.  Lemming said the bus he had boarded was going North but eventually arrived in Cairns.

Many charges were given: Spread’em called out Graeme instead of Guv. Wait-a-While was a stand-in for Losty (because we were at his last known address).  Slag charged Pro for being a media tradie “posing with the other tradies at the Pyramid Run. And BT charged Kotex for her endless talking  (who knew?)

Awards:  Xtractit handed WAW the big ……  Guv handed ‘the shirt’ to Sodome for stealing Spread’em’s dry clothes while she was in the pool.  Fiddler awarded the little …. To Kotex for something, who knows!

When no-one offered a joke it seems that was the button pushed for Lemming to start with a whole string of one liners, so we all went back inside the fence to the swimming pool area for good nosh of  ham, chicken, buns and lots of salads.

On, on to Spread’em’s Run next week.

Fiddler's Fabulous Moonlight Fling - run 2204

Yes, it was a beautiful moonlight evening and being out at Holloway’s Beach the scenery was pretty good – well that was when we were driving home along the beach frontage.  A good turn-out of Hashers for the run, marked with chalk and shredded whatever, and there was a drink stop which hardly anyone found!!   Actually Pro was given a downdown because he was the only hasher to find the drink stop and then boasted about it.  

We did have a couple of visitors and returnees but I’m afraid this scribe was very tired, arrived almost late for the run and left early so did not have time to accurately record all the happenings of the evening.  Did note that there was a discussion raised by Mole about whether or not we should spend some of our money in the bank on subsidizing the proposed run at Ellis Beach – a vote was taken and the majority agreed that the money should be used to benefit those that wish to take part on the 9/10/11th November, so please refer to the Cairns HHH webpage for further info.  Nosh was served and I must say it looked yummy, sorry I was too tired to partake.

From your weary scribe……On, on to Xtractit’s run –check website for address.

Master Farter - run 2203

Weed's Wonderful keWarra Wanderings - run 2202

A very confusing start to the Run with MF taking off in one direction, Supa in another and the mob hanging about a bit until ‘On” was called in another direction!!!  The trail was around roads, alongside drains and then into the scrub toward the beach – lovely – it came back to the road again and then around and about again, achieving 7/20 by the two run reports.

Returnees were Sodonme, Mistress and visitor was Michael (DNA’s father).  Also the gorgeous dog Sonny (I think that is his name)     A few fairly lame charges were made and some even feebler jokes were told.  Not sure who won the raffle but it wasn’t me – I do remember that!

Mole mentioned the proposed bike ride up at Walkamin  and reminded those about getting in touch with her if you need to put bikes on Weed’s ute for travel up there.   .   No advice about the Ellis Beach camp weekend as yet – watch this space!  Then it was on to a yummy roast pork nosh, with ice-creams for dessert – who could ask for more!

On, on until MF’s run next Monday.


Lemmings Leg Stretcher - run 2201

We gathered beside the beautiful swimming pool and vegie garden in Lemmings back yard and the hare said ‘it’s a flat walk marked with white arrows so follow them’ and so we did.    Very surprised to see painted arrows on the roadside and then amazingly, on the grass!!!  Lovely walking back and forth around and across the golf course, being very careful to avoid walking on the greens. (well, most of us were careful).   Fortunately the crocodiles kept out of sight and all the golfers had either been eaten or had just gone home.    We had a fairly potent drink stop and then it was on home.

Walkers report:  Fiddler stated “easygoing walking, nice smooth grass but had to try and escape under the fence!”  5/10.     Runners report:  Supa there weren’t any crocs and it was strange because first there were 4 runners, then 3, and then only two!! 

Charges:  Kotex & Spread’em for trying to have a shower in the sprinklers. Supa for crossing the greens – sacrilege, and Lemming for actually using a paint for the arrows on the run!!!   Two interloping virgins were charged.    Nomi was a standinstuntdouble for Retard being a media tart. and Kotex a standinstuntdouble for NoKnickers.   MF for being Mr Remarkable having to be GM, Keg master and wearing a girdle.  (who writes this rubbish?)

Announcements:  Harriettes Luncheon at Cazalys this Wednesday.  Lemmings suggested we all gather every last Saturday in Babinda for a run, mainly because free camping is available within easy walking distance to the pubs.   19th August Walk to Tolga along the old railway line – contact Mole if you want your cycle taken up there in Weed’s truck.

‘Nosh is ready’ said Lemming – a hot pot and chile-con-carne and small packets of rice which you will have to microwave as needed (good idea actually).  There were also two salads and bread on the table so all was good.

On, on to Poolwood Road for a run next week.



Wait-a-While's westerly wander - run 2200

Quite a crowd gathered for the run and were told it had been set on white arrows and white shredded paper (amazing!) and if we went out the ‘back gate’ we would soon find trail.   Most of the gang started strolling off to the West but not Pro of course, he raced off to the East searching for trail and disappeared into the gloom of evening!

We all wandered about for a bit and then in was ‘on, on’ and down into a drain that luckily didn’t have any water in it, and everyone headed North.  Some of the clever hashers bypassed getting into and out of the drain and walked along the path to end up near the mob walking along Anderson Street, heading West again.   The hare had us all crossing very dangerously over Pease Street where the runners took off into the dark and the walkers faithfully followed on trail around West Cairns and into Legoland to find the drink stop in the parking area at the Brinsmead Hotel.   Everyone just found their own way ‘on home’ after that and all arrived safely for a refreshing drink.

The run report was given by Pro (again) who gave a 3.265 and BT gave a similar number for the walker’s report…….must’ve been true then!!!   The Hare was taken to task for making us all cross the road dangerously instead of at the lights, but he denied that anyway.  Then we all sang Hashy Birthday for W-A-W.

We had 4 virgins present, Steve who is recovering from a nasty accident (what a way to recover), BT’s sister from Belfast, and two other younger and pleasant girls who are just visiting Cairns at the moment.   Another visitor was the long lost AC DC and it was great to see him looking so well!

There were many and varied charges given before Bullseye presented the small, silver, item to Spreadem…….’cause she needs it’   The ‘shirt’ is still absent with Defeatus – we may see it again one day!       Chopper, who had prepared a chef’s stew, ‘straight from the pages of his cook book’ stated that there was enough to go around everyone just so long as they were circumspect in the size of their helping, and so they were.

It’s On, On to Lemming’s run at 77 Wattle Street, Yorkeys Knob next Monday!



Nomi's Blue Hills Run - run 2199

The Hashers gathered at Jilarra Park (formerly Lilly Hill Farm) and were informed by Nomi that the trail was clearly marked, mainly on the left of the street, with white chalk and there was no shiggy.  “It is about 6.5 ks long with a few hills”  Most hashers followed trail but some decided to avoid the hills and just walk along the main road to the railway station and then turn back.   The arrows were very clearly seen and were followed up and down hills and up again passed the little church and near to Blue Hill Street, then down to the main road and on home.   Pro awarded 6.325, or was that 5.326, and reckoned it was nearer to 8 ks long, and then Chopper – who happened to be a ‘ring in’ to the circle suggested it was a 10/10!!!   

Chopper was charged for being seen in his car, dropping off Going Down, even though it was just around the corner from his house, then he promptly went home to watch TV.

BT was a ‘stand-in’ for the GM who used her phone on the run!   Silly GM.

Media tart charge was for Kotex – seen in the Cairns Post with VD chatting up the Garden Guru (or should that be the Garden Gnome) at Cairns Show.

Lemming and Pro won the raffle prizes, and Tutti has been charged to deliver Cupcake’s prize won last week.

Pro mentioned that Cairns HHH will be having a camping weekend at Ellis Beach on 9/10/11 November – a TwoTwoTwo (or TuTuTu) weekend!   Keep posted for further details.

Mole suggested we have a Hashers Bike Ride/Stroll from Walkamin soon, as ‘they’ have pulled up the railway lines and it would be a suitable track for a ride/walk – more details will be posted soon.

Harriettes Run this Wednesday at Holloways Beach – be there or be square!

On, on….Tutti

Serious Stuff at the Crochash Meeting

49er's Singapore run - run 2198

Not a very long run, although the runners may like to run up and down the beach to get a longer run.  No shiggy, or maybe a bit, and you will run into a bit of Singapore Daisy weed – and it’s  On On that way.  So went the instructions from 49er at the beach front at Yorkeys Knob.

A bit of Singapore Daisy!!!!! – well there was heaps of it and all covering heaven knows what underneath, however the intrepid hashers found a way through and over to the road beyond.   Some of the runners disappeared into the dark of the dry creek, trying to entice the walkers down after them – but NO the canny walkers kept on over the greenery to the road.  By this time the runners had gone off into the darkness and so the walkers tracked their way back On Home.

BT gave a run report and awarded 5/10 - can’t remember who else gave a report but I’m sure 49er was happy with the 5/10.

Returnee, Fiddler charged Tutti Fruitti with having a birthday while she was away in Europe and presented Tutti with a magical yodeling bottle opener from Switzerland!

Mole was charged for arriving almost ready to run but with untied laces – very mild charge.      Cupcake won the raffle, which she can collect next Monday.

On, on, Tutti

  A Cool KneeTrembler  Run - run 2197

These may not be the facts of the Run but a rough interpretation of same .

It was noted that the Kneetrembler Establishment needed a coded number to open the new gates so luckily Wait-a-While knew the combo and let us in! 

The Hare told the ‘gathering’ that the short Run was marked with shredded paper and arrows (how unusual) and because it was so short there would not be a drink stop.  Off we went, behind buildings, along the drains, across the road into the ‘bush walk’ beside the yukky creek, out onto the roads and along behind Raintrees SS.   Lot of noise at the round-about where hundreds of white cockatoos were lodging for the night – quite nervous walking beneath them – and some of the pack decided to walk through the Heritage Village, only to be confronted with fences all around and so it was ‘on back’ to the cockies and then along the main road ‘on home’.    Writeoff (1) gave the Run 3/10 but Writeoff (2) gave it a 4/10.

Returnees:  Bumper Sticker, Guv, Not Yet, Nostrildumass.
Visitor;       Writeoff (from somewhere South)
Raffles won by Master Farter and Madam Slash

A couple of pathetic jokes were told by Guv (or perhaps Writeoff (1)) and Lemming.

Dancing Queen advised that she was moving to Babinda on Wednesday, but would keep in touch. Good luck to DQ at her new home from all of us.  Mole mentioned the Harriettes luncheon on Wednesday this week, also that there will be a Nash Hash Meeting at 6.00 pm, Value Homes, office on Wednesday 18th – parking will be available around the back of the building away from the Show traffic parking.

On, on to 49er’s Run at the Northern end of Yorkeys Knob next week.



Committee Run - run 2196

23 Runners turned out for the Balaclava Committee Run

Hare - Masterfarter set on fluoro orange tape due to the rain... Which some markings had disappeared. So a few false trails were found due to the stolen marks. 7/10 

A quiet hash hushed circle was by the side of road on Ishmail Street prior to tea.

Nosh was at the Hotel.

No Rig the raffle.

Welcome drinks to visitors & returnees..

Wanka shirt given out

Long Wooden shlong from BT to someone but did not have it at the circle as it was still in the car.

Xtractit remembered to Bring pros bottle of wine he left behind x3 weeks ago.

On On to next week.   Next week Kneetrembler 

Thank you committee.

Bullseye & BT - run 2195

Prickle & Helmet - run 2194

Great run we all lost trail around the same spot as the run that was set for Trinity.

Nosh was absolutely tasty. With guacamole, corn chips, sour cream, beans, jalapenos. 

Dips all snacks at a delicious standard. +++ 

Visitor - Xyz & .... From WA Perth Harriettes, where the boobs bounce best.

The song hamersley take it up the arse was sung for XYZ.

Pro was complaining that someone stole his wine from last week.. Was left behind.. But I think by the looks of the photos he's found a new lady to play with that will hold his beer.. 

Spreadem found her lost jacket.

Mistress Machans Madness - run 2193

At the start Mistress was looking a little frazzled as more & more people kept arriving so at 6 pm we had 23 including 3  Virgins would you believe, it's a miracle ...

Then Off on the run ... oh my goodness ... how mad arrows crossed out, WTF.
Well the runners ran on looking for something that resembled a trail then it was On flour, On paper, On arrows all On On and WHAT The F%$k.. 3 DRINK Stops.. Madness just Brilliant ..

Back to the circle.. 
New People everywhere Virgins -No name Anna, No Name Paul & Mistresses daughter .. 
Welcome our Visitors - Sugar Tits & Ride the Tide (USA - running from TRUMP)
Then we had Old Hashers return after having a 7 year break, Leming & Peep Show.

Rig the raffle - GM Xtractit & Prostitute 

Prizes - Wanka shirt of the week - Kotex
The two cock awards were being stockpiled by prizes removed by force from Bullseye by Slag, now back in circulation.
Awarded the long wooded shlong to Mistress & the silver one to 49er.

Snacks - Dips & salsa.
Nosh - The best 2 Indian Curries, Riata, popadams, rice, jam & onion dish - well done Mistress.

Next week Prickle Magnet & Helmut
17 Melia Close, Mt Sheridan

Bring a friend & a Joke.
Harriettes reminded to pay for rego for October weekend. 

Nostrildumass Shock -  run 2192

All the returnees from Interhash Fiji & extras attending swelled the numbers to 18 this run, always good to be back and see a good number of hashers .
A Hasher (“Naked”) who was at the ground for another reason – had not thought to look up Hash on the web sight, who had come to introduce herself as BangCook then realised that was her husband’s hash name. Considering to attend – informed very welcome to attend.

So a sporty looking group set off, especially Retard on his return looking like he was about to run the London marathon, (not).
Starting with a trip across the park and down a lane to a false trail only to return to the park  to jump the small creek, all done with ease, the a good stroll through the woodland of Brinsmead, no serious undulating.

And a surprise NO drink stop, which Nostrildumass usually has a drink STOP, but no one ever makes it and gets lost prior or have had enough and head for home. But records were set on Monday night, the shortest ever run set by Nostril & not a Drink STOP in sight. All of the pack was back by 6:40 – 6:45 – having completed the whole run.

Back to the Circle and Nosh (nibbles – mini quiches, homemade dips, gherkins & crackers. Nosh- Chicken & Ham- with assorted salads)
where we discovered all the money and things intact and could access our cars … Don’t mention the last weeks fiasco – No one from hash was at fault last week losses.

Welcome drinks & Down Downs – Wiggles, Gangbang, Nostrildumass, returning Hashers.

Some were pleasantly shocked like Wiggles who did not want to cross the railway bridge, roped in as well for the down down was Kotex similar grumblings.

Birthday Drink for missing in action  No Knickers - so  look alike charge  given to Goes Down. Royal T & Gang Bang Birthday drinks given. Hashy Birthday sung.

Charge for Sodonme for taking the Wanka shirt to Fiji and not bringing it to award it this week.

The run was given a ....... mmmm crap can’t remember a 6 I think .  Wondrous  stories from Nostildumass about Fiji but it went on & on. ON ON to Trinidad & Tobago in 2020

A charge for Spreadem – who confessed that she was deported from Fiji to Australia after she declined Tonga as a resettlement Island. An Alert has been put out Mr Dutton has been notified about her where bouts.

Visitors – was so awesome to see Retard back among us we missed you, Wiggles & GangBang

No shirts – for prizes

No Chastity belt- gone on holidays to Rome with Fiddler

Broken titty mug – charge to Prostitute for breaking it.
No wooden penis or metallic one (both with Bullseye) – Come on Slag get your act together and she will return them.

Next weeks run hosted by Mistress at 100 Christensen street Machans Beach.

Bring a friend & a joke (or a friend who is a joke) 

Thank you to all who have put their name down to do our future runs.. xxx

Need a run setter for the 2nd July - please consider putting your name down-contact MasterFarter – thank you.  Or consider doing a joint one ..

Royal T/Pecker Machans Beach Run - run 2191

A very windy, cool evening, and a pleasant sunset on the hills of Cairns as we gathered at the mouth of the Barron River.  We welcomed Nom-de-Plume back into the fold and greeted Pick, hasher from England and chatted about Royal’s recent 79th birthday, etc, etc, until it was On On through the scrub toward the beach.  The runners disappeared along the beach on a false trail while the rest of the pack went on back into the scrub to find trail again, eventually being overtaken by the runners again.  After many ‘Are You’ calls back and forward in the dark of the scrub the pack came out onto the pathway passed the new monument dedicated to the war air veterans and on to the drink stop. As we were approaching the keg Nommy noticed that the light was on in her vehicle so we hurried back to get her keys to turn the light off and it was then noticed that the key box had been overturned and her keys were missing.    A frantic search then began with most of us finding our car keys strewn about in the back of Pecker’s car, and after Koty checked her vehicle she noticed that the hash money, and her own cash, were missing and decided to phone the police.  Of course we all then checked out cars – Supa Stork discovered that his cash was gone out of his wallet but his phone was still in the car.   Fortunately, my phone was still in the console and my purse (in the boot) was still intact, also 49’er said her car and cash were still OK.  Pecker was looking around in his car again and discovered Nommy’s car keys hanging over the back seat.

It was decided to not have a Circle but as nosh was already cooked we all enjoyed the hot food and then cake and cream, but it was a fairly quiet and stunned group discussing the fact that maybe the villains were the couple of back packers who were sitting on chairs besides their car and watched us all arrive, full of laughs and chatting before we conveniently left our vehicles, seemingly for their purpose of robbery.   Koty has made a report to the police and I’m sure Pecker and Royal will do the same……….however, lessons learned and we will all have to be more diligent in locking our vehicles and taking the keys with us on the Run.    We are very fortunate that no damage seems to have been done to the vehicles and maybe it’s a wake up call for us to be more careful as to the areas we all leave our belongings and cars, while on a run.

Sadly,    On, On.

Spreadem's Saunter - run 2190

With some of our members away cruising it up in Fiji for Interhash, it was a smaller group taking off on the run – the Hare had warned  “you will experience well lit areas for running, no hills but some shopping may be available” – in other words, running along streets to the Showground shopping area, and back, taking in several twists and turns.

Two visitors from USA, one with an unmentionable name, and Mark.  Bullseye was dragged out as standinstuntdouble for Mole, to celebrate a 60th Birthday, and MF and Stacey won both prizes in the raffle!!!

Yummy pasta nosh with salad was served so we all tucked in and then it was On On.‘till next week.

Sodonme at his Place - run 2189

Pros Loop de Loop - run 2188

16 Hashers came out to Pros loop. Set on a well-marked flour & dunny paper got a high score from run reporter MasterFarter.

Returnees - Nostrildumass, Madam Slash, Right Off, Sodonme, Mistress.

Others that did the run crashed & burned (or bummed their way down) Madamslash and Gov apparently liked to do the commando roll to gain some form of composure.

Royal T was most practical choosing to not go to the high trails staying on the equal level land.

Charges were thick and fast in the circle. Kotex for not taking up the offers at Innot Springs. 

Prizes - Titty mug given to Gov for making an ass over tit of himself. He then promptly broke it, with some titty abuse. Promised to take Spreadem to the sex shop to find something to replace tit.

Wanka shirt - Mistress for admiring the shirt as she had never seen it before. ??? (Really)  

Rig the raffle winners - Helmut & 49er
Nosh - snacks by Pro yummy savory egg muffins & sausage rolls (nice)
Pizza from the Moutain View Hotel Little Mulgrave.

Jokes by Nostrildumass, Helmut & Royal T.

ONON next week off to Sodonme. Woodward Street

Mole - run 2187

Great run set twice by Mole due to a spot of rain, washing out the initial run in Kewarra Beach.

Xtractit GM rounded them up but Pro decided to stay in the pool..

Returnees - after a long break Up & Down, Pisspot & 49er back from Singapore.

Charges from the floor - plenty, Spreadem talking again, 

Winner of Rig the Raffle: PISSPOT : who then should have been charged for alcohol Abuse as she promptly Smashed the bottle of red wine on the tiles.

Discussion - regarding combined Harriettes Oct 18 in Airlie Beach - Diamonds & Pearls. Get on and register. Shared cars.

Titty Mug - Prickle Magnet
Wanker shirt- Spreadem.

Plenty Nosh - Chicken stew, Rice, potato bake, bread.

NOTE : next week 5pm for 5:30 start as Public holiday.

At Prostitutes (Pro) for the best Hash this year.. 
46 Gallet Road
Little Mulgrave.

See you there! Bring a friend a joke or 2. Your Togs/ Bathers & towel for a swim after...the run. 


Pleasant group of Hashers came ready for a run/walk at Koty’s abode where we were welcomed with “Mind my ginger pussie”.  Well that got the fellers goin’.  The hare told us that the walk wasn’t very far, no shiggy but a few hills…..and that is what we found!   Some ‘short cutted’,  while some argued that they didn’t short cut…so what has changed?

Visitors & returnees - Not Yet RoyalT, BullsEye, No knickers and Sodonme

Media Tarts - who else...? Prickle Magnet & Helmut !

Sodonme awarded the ‘titty cup’ to Kotex for continually rubbing past him ‘in a suggestive (?) manner”.  Long wooden Shlong Award- Bulls Eye ( birthday present) party stick don't say Slag never gives it to you..  Don’t know if any other items were awarded….Monday seems sooooo long ago!

Late arrival Mole complaining about her boss and working hours bla bla bla.

Rig the Raffle Winners - MasterFarter & Sodonme

Good night with plenty of tasty stew and rice – a typical Hash!

Super Stork - run 2185

Fantastic night out on RA -Superstorks Wet Wet run from Mulgrave road, follow the dreaded schreded we were told, shortly after heading off the water fell from the sky. Umbrellas or condom coats (Gov) were the order of the run.

Charges began withWelcome Back - (Forgotten)Slag, Not Yet from his caravan trip, Bark, Gov & Spreadem, & PythagorAss.

A few other charges from the floor, charges for both PythagorAss & Super Stork not controlling the weather.

Few pathetic jokes from the GM and then trumped by Prostitute telling a few.

Prizes - Chastity Belt won by Fiddler. Who said she will wear it next week and model it for the Hash.

The long Wooden Donger won by Slag for being a tool & upset that no one noted spoke about his 3 week break & return.

Winner of Rig the Raffle -GM - Xtractit

Top notch Food - Chicken & A very Tasty enjoyable Salad which had many going back for a second helping, topped off with delicious home made dressing.

Few laughs & a relaxed night. Making the Wet Wet Hash outing well worth the effort.

Next week come along to Kotex's house, bring a joke or to for a fun night out.

Bill's Bevy of Beauty plus Pro - run 2184

Small turn up of Hashers but good weather and good run/walk for which, Pro tendered a 9.325 as appropriate, even though he arrived late (so what is new!) and nearly got lost in the bush with the mossies and other critters.  

Virgin:   Stacey                         
Returnees:   Crackpot

The Chastity belt awarded to Kotex for being such a wus over a toad.

The Wanker shirt to 49er, just because.

Xtractit from Digger Street - run 2183

The run laid by Nostrildumass.

Back at the circle visitors - Little Evil & No name Richard were welcomed.

Awards - Wanka Tshirt - Prostitute
Chastity belt - DQ who was not at all amused!
Silver Penis - Nostrildumass
Best dressed for Easter - Pricklemagnet just rabbiting around.

Rig the Raffle winners - No name Phillip & Xtractit

49er & Royal T - run 2182
Sorry no notes or photos - but a wet night!

Defeatus - run 2181

Wait - a - While - run 2180


The run is marked by shredded paper and it’s on, on, that way said the Hare so off we went towards the hill (where The House on the Hill used to be), over and around the streets on a fairly long trek to home.  Bit anxious that Virgin Nicole hadn’t returned but then she wandered in with Farcanel.   Mole, who claimed to have followed trail gave it 2/10, however Dunno gave it a 6/10.  Wot the!

Some charges were laid, mainly to Mole and Fiddler for their ‘fancy pants’ and included Xtractit for the flashy shirt.

Virgin: Nicole.   Returnees:  Big Bazza, Snyce, Dunno, Farcanel, Madam Slash, Sodonme and Write-off.

Mole was presented with the Nipple Cup, and Kotex presented the Shirt to Slag.

Raffle winners were Chopper and Fiddler.

On, on,  Tutti.

A G P U    5th March 2018 

Kneetrembler requested that a Yearly Report be read out by Secretary Mole, who stated that we are not really breaking even with finances with two options to help this problem – one being a recruiting plan to swell numbers (especially on Celebratory camps) OR to raise weekly fees.  Mole said that the report and figures were there for anyone to peruse.   Kneetrembler then requested the standing committee come out the front for one last photo before stating that all committee positions were now vacated and called for proposals for the new committee.  All comittee positions were filled, see comittee page for  details.

Nosh was served, and thanks to everyone that brought along food to help make the evening a pleasant affair.

Twisted Sista's Twisted Stroll - run 2178

“It’s been raining and set trail was washed out, so here are a few maps (for a selected few) to show you where to go!”      All pretty straightforward, after all how many trails can differ from Greenslopes BBQ area!     Along the path and through the wet ‘jungle’ walk to Woodward Street, walk along toward Jensen Street – choose your own byroads for a bit more of a run!   However we all eventually arrived back home after some hashers made their own extra trail up and down the hills. 

Returnee :  Piss Pot,  Grouper and Diamond (thought it was ‘no dogs in hash – just as well Kneetrembler wasn’t in attendance.)

The Shirt, and the Titty Cup were awarded but Wait-a-while said he thought the golf club was a stupid award for hashers and presented a chastity belt in its place, then awarded it to lucky Dancing Queen, who is not sure just where it should be worn – see photo.

Mole advised that the AGPU will be held at Kneetrembler’s home next Monday, Also that the Croc Hash Nash Hash 2019 Inc.  Annual General Meeting will be held on Wednesday 7th at a venue to be advised…..check out the Agenda on your e-mails.

On, on,


Madam Slash's Dry Run - run 2177

Not a spot of rain in sight. Due to gazebos being erected prior to the run to cover all bases. Dreaded shredded used & hidden behind fences and poles.

Great evening, runners went the wrong way around the run.. Except for one lone hasher who was very pleased with himself..even though everyone else knew Sodonme was wrong.

Circle held charges laid, songs sung. Welcome back Defoetus, Weed & Mole. & the returning runner in the red shirt.(see photo)

AWARDS- Hit & Miss (club)-Wait a While.
Itty Titty - Kotex
Wanker Shirt - Twisted Sista

 As per normal hash Nosh was the best!!! Yummo! Scoffed down by the hashes Prepared by Madam Slash thanking you.

 Thank you all and see you at Greenslopes Street next week for Twisted Sistas run.

 AGPU  to be held on 5 th March at Kneetremblers.

All Committee to bring a dish speak with Kneetrembler for co-ordination of food.


On On

Pecker's Scout Run - run 2176

As the Hashers were gathering, so were a troupe of young Scouts at the same site, however the Hare managed to set us off on Trail without involving any of the much younger girls and boys.    “Out there and on left” were the instructions so off we went across the walking bridge and all OK until we came to a four-way bunch of arrows.   Yes it all went pear shaped from there with runners going in all directions and the walkers strolling through the Graveyard.   Eventually hashers returned ‘home’ from all directions.

Pro gave a run report and awarded a 5;   Nomi was welcomed back from her travels overseas, and Diane (friend of WAW) was welcomed as a visitor.  Our circle was held on the grass, near the road so as not to alarm the young Scouts with our cheery songs but unfortunately that was where most of the mossies, and other bitey bugs were looming so

after the awarding of the ‘shirt’ and the ‘titty cup’ to Nomi, the circle was hurried along and we adjourned to the shelter for nosh.

Master Farter at Home - run 2175

Wet Wet Very Wet run. Steamy as well.

A failure by the R.A Super Stork. But then came back with a Naming of No Name Hank. Now to be forever  known in Hash Circles as 

"Right Off"

Mozzies had a feast on Hashers during the evening.

Great Nosh

49er at Pelican Waters - run 2174
Birthday celebrations for Spreadem, Fiddler & 49er.   Madam Slash was not at the run but also had a birthday this week.

Slag at Chopper's place - run 2173
We had a naming tonight.  Klara will for evermore be known as Hold On.

Dunno & Snyce at the Bohemia Centre - run 2172
A large group of hashers met at a new venue tonight, the Bohemia Business Centre in downtown Manoora.  A very hot and humid night greeted the pack of 31 hashers.

DQ at Edge Hill - run 2171
Sorry no notes or photos

Pro At Little Mulgrave - run 2170
A very small bunch of Hashers met at the pub at Little Mugrave for the first run of 2018.  Really small bunch - there was only five.  All is peaceful in the Valley

Christmas at Poolwood Road - run 2169
Sorry, no notes or photos!!

Pecker at Whitfield - run 2168
We met at Pecker's home in Whitfield for the last run before Christmas.  Off round the suburbs we went following a well marked trail - well it was until we lost it!  Trail found again and we were off again through the streets, along drains and through parks.  This hasher and others opted not to climb the hill for the drink stop but Pecker obligingly stopped for us on his way back.
Back at the keg and our visitor from Japan, Spicy Sausage, was welcomed as were returnees Captain F and Success.  Down downs were drunk, charges laid, memorabilia presented and the raffle was drawn.

This is my last run with Cairns Hash, I am moving to Bundaberg in the New Year.  Thank you all for the hashing fun of the last 9 years and I will see you all at Nash Hash.

on on

Master Farter's New Home - run 2167
A large bunch of hashers met in Holloways for the virgin run from Master Farter's new home.  Off around the suburb we went, along the beach vainly looking for arrows in the sand.  All good, we came out the other end and continued on chalk arrows on the bitumen.

Back at the keg, the hare was down downed, visitors, including Bravefart  and In tents Sex from Geneva were welcomed, returnees returned, charges were laid and memorabilia presented.  Well done to Pro for managing to keep the shirt for a whole week without putting it in someone's car or leaving it behind!  This was presented to Spreadem - just 'cos!

Tasty nosh was eaten and it is on on to Pecker's run next week.

Christmas Run - run 2166
It's that time of year- our Christmas Run.  The venue this year was the Crown Hotel where a large group of hashers met before a short walk around the CBD.  It rained so we had the circle under the slight shade of a large tree with its roosting birds threatening to do what birds do best from a great height.

Back to the Crown and the usual circle with charges from the run.  The meals began arriving and we all tucked into the very tasty nosh.

It was then time to award badges for the various number of runs completed. The eating and drinking continued making a very enjoyable evening. Thanks to all those who made this event happen!!

Spreadem at her place - run 2165
Sorry no photos or notes!!

Super Stork - or was it? - run 2164
Where is the Hare??  Apparently out of town!  He set the run yesterday but of course it rained so Weed made a last minute dash around re-setting trail.  Off we went following chalk marks and now shredded paper as well.  Around and around the suburbs we went, along streets and drains.

Back at the keg charges were laid, returnees returned, Broken Seal was farewelled as he heads off for colder climes south and MOFL was wished Hashy Birthday along with a lovely bunch of orchids from Tuttie Fruittie.

Bullseye @ Holloways - run 2163

Sodonme & Oops in Edge Hill - run 2162

Halloween at the GM's - run 2161
There were ghosts, witches & hookers and even Hannibal Lector turned up for the Halloween run at Xtractit's home.  The run is on chalk, big arrows she said so off we went.  The trail was well marked with large chalk arrows and we walked for what seemed forever, on a hot, humid night, before eventually getting back to the keg!

A good, well marked run was given the appropriate score before charges were laid, returnees including the GM were returned before nosh of pumpkin soup - of course, followed by chicken and salads.

Spock at his place - run 2160
A bunch of merry hashers met at the abode of Spock and Bouncer for a typical Spock run, plenty of mixed terrain, water and places you needed a bit of logic to get around as well as large well marked arrows.

Back at the keg those that only managed to get as far as the Kangaroo's club were awarded with a drink, more than they got at the club as it was closed!!  Spock was awarded a suitable score after a run and walkers report was given.

Returnees were returned, Pro sat in the circle and charges were laid.  Broken Seal was awarded the egg for a low profile, maybe because he hadn't laughed at all!!

Tasty nosh followed and it is on on to the GM's Halloween run next week.

Helmet in Forest Gardens - run 2159
The rain kept away as our band of Hashers began the run round the leafy suburb.  The trail was marked on shredded paper, the earlier chalk markings had been washed away earlier in the day!  The runners went up the hill, the walkers didn't so missed the drink stop.
Back at the keg, charges were laid including all those who did not go up the hill!  49er, Royal T and Broken Seal were welcomed back.  The raffle was drawn and then it was on to the very tasty nosh of Cottage Pie and vegetables, very yummy, thanks Prickle!

Wait- a - While Celebration Run - run 2158
We met tonight at the bottom of the hill going up to Copperlode Dam, the site of WaW's first run 30 years ago! In those days it was still all cane fields around the area and Reservoir Road was nowhere as busy as it is today. The run is set on chalk and the on on is up the hill on the other side of the road, said the Hare as we set off.
Round the suburbs we went on a well marked trail, a big loop round the suburb of Brinsmead. Back to the keg with very favourable run reports given. The usual charges were laid with WaW charging Farcanal and Super Stork for riding on the back of a cane train - 30 years ago!!!

Great nosh followed - happy 30 years of hashing Wait-a-While

Pro @ His Place - run 2157
Sorry no notes or photos!!

Legless in Whitfield - run 2156

Master Farter in Woree - run 2155
We all met in a park in Woree for another of Master Farter's challenging runs. It is on chalk and on tape as you go through the shiggy he said, there is water! Off we went, MF had forgotten to mention hills, very big ones! On the pack went following a well marked trail, through snake infested undergrowth and cascading streams we trecked. Safely out into the suburbs with no snake bites we headed back for the very welcome keg and nibbles.

Circle followed with the GM awarding a down down to all those sitting in the circle. Run reports were given with very favourable reports from both the runners and the walkers, another great run by Master Farter.

Charges we laid, Madame Slash was charged for nearly drowning Not Yet and Slag, not with the water from the stream however! Slag and Not Yet were charged for being gentlemen and waiting for the Harriettes - gentlemen in hash - whatever next! Farcanal was awarded the low profile award along with KT. Bouncer was charged with being confused!

Madame Slash was awarded the shirt and Spreadem was charged for hanging on to a couple of awards and then trying to blame Guv.

Tasty nosh followed and it is on on to a run by Legless next week.

Manu Manu returns - run 2154
Pecker in Brinsmead - run 2153
A park in Shale Street was the venue for tonight's run, it's on chalk and flour with no shiggy and no creek crossings Pecker said. Off we went through Goomboora Park and across the creek! Sadly the run was so short Pecker did not get to the drink stop before the hashers and Mole and Xtractit did the run twice!!
Back at the circle, charges were laid, our virgin from Japan was welcomed, Defeatus posed, Bouncer and Pro were returned and DQ presented Master Farter with THE shirt for some misdemeanor or other.

Tasty spag bol was eaten and it is on on to a returning hasher, Manu Manu's run next week.

Mole's run of the week - run 2152

Master Farter at Smithfield - run 2151

Swampy at Trinity Park - run 2149
The parking area at the bottom of Reed Road was the venue for tonight's hash run. Swampy told a very unlikely tale of having to set the run four times as the wind blew away the flour and the dog ate the toilet paper! Anyway off we went through sand dunes, parks and the wild of Trinity Park. It was certainly a case of "are we there yet" by the time we got back to the keg.

Circle convened and Tutti Fruiti and TP were sent to the front for nattering! One of our visitors, La Di Da from Bunbury gave the walkers report and Super gave the runners, score given and the hare was down downed. Charges were laid and other visitors welcomed and returnees returned.

Tasty vegetarian nosh followed, thanks Swampy and it is on on to Master Farters run next week. No excuse for getting lost there is a map on the website!

Wait-a-while at Chopper's - run 2148

A large pack met at Chopper's abode for W-A-W's run. It is on chalk he said with a little bit of tape. Off we went and the stopped, no arrows, a quick check with the hare and we were off again but only for a short time as the chalk marks seemed to disappear again. We then found them and we off and running. Drink stop at the fishing bridge in Stratford along with millions of mossies and it was back to the keg and round one of the feast Chopper had prepared for us.

Charges were laid, returnees including Spock and Bouncer were returned and D Cup was welcomed as a visitor. DQ got to keep the shirt for another week and MOFL ended up with the little pr..k.

More fabulous food from Chopper and it was on on to next week's run.


Mofl's Brinsmead Bearly run - run 2147

Mofl said the rain had washed out the set trail and issued pages of directions, which were rather confusing as we didn’t know the names of the Closes and Roads mentioned, and so the first mistake most of us made was to NOT turn left, as instructed.   The runners disappeared into the night and the walkers managed to fathom out most of the trail to reach the DS at Mofl’s driveway.  It was all downhill in the dark from there so the torches we had been presented on the weekend came in very handy.    All agreed it was a pleasant run with the runners awarding 7/10 and the walkers a 6/10….excellent.

After a few charges from the night’s run there were many charges incurred from the weekend at Tinaroo.   Kotex threw the ‘Shirt’ to Dancing Queen for not attending a run being held especially for Drag Queens, and Slag said his glamorous image was displayed all around his place of work…..oh, that pink wig and low cut ‘dress’!

Tasty nosh was served, followed by ‘cake, with cream’ as Mole said, and now it is On, On to Wait-a-while’s run being held at Chopper’s abode in Freshwater next Monday.
Cheers,  Tutti..

All the photos & story of
Winter Camp 2017 run 2150
Bullseye's turn - run 2146
New venue for Hash tonight but not a new area, we were in a park in Mt Sheridan. Off we went, trail is marked on chalk, said the hare. Through the wilds of Mt Sheridan we went with the runners going off in the opposite direction.
Back at the keg run and walk reports were told with a scary tale of just beating the cane train over the bridge at one point on the runners trail, maybe they went the wrong way!!

Our visitor was welcomed, returnees were returned and Koty got the dreaded Shirt of the Week for not only face planting last week but coming off her bike at the weekend and damaging her other knee.

A tasty meal followed and it is on on to next week's run.

Mole & TP at TP's place - run 2145

Hash prayer said and we were on our way for the run from TP's place. It is on chalk and paper and a long run she said so off we set. Then disaster struck Mole rolled her ankle on some shiggy so she was out of action. Back to the keg she went aided by Tuttie and Nomi while the rest of the pack followed trail. On through the wilds of Kewarra Beach we went until the welcome sight of the drink stop. Back home for the walkers while the runners carried on further.

Back at the keg and we discovered another casualty, Koty had apparently swan dived into the ground and scrapped her leg. What a disastrous night for injuries. Thankfully KT managed to get Pro safely across the road at the notorious roundabout!

Charges were laid, jokes told, raffle rigged - er I mean drawn - and tasty nosh was eaten.


Koty at home - run 2144

A small bunch of hashers met at Koty's home in Mt Sheridan for tonight's run. We were joined by a visiting hasher, Bandung Barry from Melbourne. The run is on chalk and shredded paper, on on left said Koty. Off we all went, lost, within the first 100 metres. Eventually we found trail and continued on our merry way. A very welcome drink stop with Grouper and Diamond in attendance as we headed back to the keg.

Circle convened, Spreadem was called to the front for of all things talking in the circle, not Spreadem surely!! Down downed and banished to the naughty chair!

Run reports were given and Bandung Barry awarded an un-heard of 8.5 out of 10. Koty was down downed after what was a great run.

Our visitor was welcomed, returnees returned, raffle drawn and dubious items presented. Lovely nosh was eaten and it is on on to next week's run.

Knee Trembler's Detention - run 2143

Value Added Supa Stalk - run 2142

Was it going to rain or wasn't it was the question as Supa got us away on his run, it is on chalk and a little bit of paper. Off we went along the banks of the drains of Paramatta Park. KT and W-A-W were just ahead of this hasher when they heard a huge splash in the water, torches were shone but nothing could be seen, especially no red eyes looking at us! On we went through the suburbs until some of the walkers peeled off and headed home. By this time the pack had broken up quite a bit. We came to an arrow pointing round the corner and the letter R so presuming this was the runners trail headed off in the other direction. No trail - oh well, a good walk back to the keg.

All back and accounted for except for 49er. Maybe that was the splash we heard, never mind we will look later after the circle!

Visitors from Newcastle were welcomed along with Broken Seal from Saigon Hash who has moved to Cairns and came with his own letter of introduction which the GM read out. The end of it was - please don't send him back, or words to that effect.

Charges were laid, including one for the RA for having an R and an arrow which was taken to be the runners trail but was actually a regroup - RG - Supa -RG are the initials for regroup! Items of dubious repute were awarded and nosh of chicken and salad was devoured.

Nom de Plume at Jalarra Park - run 2141
Sorry - no notes or photos this week!

Spreadem at Greenslopes Street - run 2140

The bunch met at the BBQ area on Greenslopes Street and Spreadem got us away with the words, it is on chalk, one clue go left for a little way and only a little way! Of we went and the hare was right we turned right down past the cemetery. Down to James Street we went and this is were this slack hasher left the group and did a loop back to the keg - still about 3.5km.

Back at the circle the hare was down downed with a runner's score of 4 and a walker's score of 4 also, eventually from DNA after she told a very good tale of the walk.

We welcomed 2 visitors, Fisharse from Canberra and Meat Rack Retard from Anchorage who wore a kilt and carried a back pack!

Charges were laid, returnees welcomed back and Not Yet got the Prick of the Week from Pro, who, surprisingly had managed to hold onto it all week without "off loading" it onto someone.

Nosh was eaten and it is on on to next week's run.

Pro's run - run 2139

Madame Slash - run 2138
Pecker's run - run 2137


TP was ready to write the notes– she had organised a seat under the light, pen, paper and an intellectual mind.

Pro was called out the front because of his boob show.

Run Report was good – 5/10 for Pecker because it was a good run and well marked. Pro got lonely on the way back because ??????? Walkers also gave it a 5/10.

Charges: Spreadem for bragging, TP for pointing and whinging, CatBoy being semi-naked, various others that Slag fed well with downers

By this time TP was no longer able keep up with the notes because she had consumed too much incohol, nah, oucoholl, nah that stuff that affects the noggin…..…she apologises profusely….nah, she doesn’t!

Anyhoo, Tiny Tool drew the waffle, Retard and Crackpot won that stuff, you know, incohol, oucohol, whatever!!

The Boss (not Retard, ExtraTit) said that Barrabadenn flyers will be available next week.

Also, book soon for interhash in Fiji “cause accommodation is running out.

Thanks for great Nosh, Pecker

On, On,
Terrific Person



Some hashers arrived early by car; some hashers arrived just in time in a taxi; and others were just late!   The Hare climbed up on the tray of the ute, sat on top of the drinks esky and declared that it was a shortish run off in ‘that’ direction, and  that the circle would be over ‘there’ behind the near-by shops.  So off we all went along the grass to the first check where we all milled around until someone discovered trail along the drain and across the bridge.  After meandering around in ‘lego land’ for a while we all finally traipsed back to the car park and formed a circle.

Returnees were welcomed back and a few charges were laid.  There were 3, yes three, special ‘items’ to be awarded and then a Hashy Birthday was sung to Not Yet.  49’er then invited everyone to Trinity HHH at the Royal Castle this Tuesday to celebrate Royal T’s birthday.    Mole urged everyone to ‘please pay your rego for Croc Nash Hash before the end on May to boost the numbers along for negotiating purposes.’   We all then adjourned to the hotel dining room for a good meal and drink.   A good night all around thanks to Slag.    On, on,,,,,Tutti


Master Farter's Redlynch Ramble - run 2135

A decent sized pack turned up to run around Redlynch. We haven't been in this area for a while so it was almost like new hash territory with all the new subdivisions. The pack of walkers and runners split early with 1 lot going left and the other lot going right - were we ever going to meet up ??

I can only reflect on the run side as it had road run, shiggy run, train track run, canal run, new subdivision run, jumping fences run and lots of running in the dark. Great trail and lots of markings. Xtratctit and Mole' opted for the easy run home instead of going in the dark and shiggy with Pro and Supa. Good choice !!

The run scored somewhere between 1 & 10 from both walkers and runners and the hare was dully charged.
There were numerous other frivolous charges, Koty, Prickle, Pro, Mole' Supa, Madam Slash, Swampy and we even had a Virgin!! Master Farter was finally awarded the POW shirt - after coveting it for so long. .
Great nosh and a great run - ON ON Master Farter  


Mole at Bunnings - run 2134
Extractit's Turn - run 2133

Prickle & Helmet's Easter Run - run 2132

Holiday run so start at 5 pm, the website said…..oh, well some of us forgot but still got there in time to set off with hashers who actually got it right, however, some did not!!!  The trail went toward the highway, then on the overpass and down into the eastern side of the highway to the drink stop.   Very pleasant walking in the hour before the sun set. Nice and cool and torches weren’t needed.   Only a small, but enthusiastic, group of hashers but we all enjoyed the run and the company.

Weed was charged for hanging back and walking with the harriettes – thanks Weed, all the latecomers were charged with alzheimers, DQ was awarded the little item, and Mole presented Spread’em the large item for pretending she now has and Aussie accent.
Mole handed out rego forms for Croc Nash Hash 2019.
Nosh was delicious lamb roast and veges, with the traditional English ‘spotted dick’ with custard for desert…..yummy!   Thanks Prickle and Helmut.
On, On,  Tutti.


D Q ‘S    DANCE  AROUND  THE  SUBURB - run 2131

The Hare instructed ‘down there and up the hill’ so off we went following all the arrows – some went up the hill and far away only to return on a false trail.    Down, down we went across the bridge at the creek and then up and around and down through the thick grass. Pro and Supa were seen being chatted up by the police, possibly because they were both wearing white singlets and under-shorts!!!   Eventually we arrived back at the keg but it seemed we had lost Pro and our visitor (Beaver Creeper) from Syracuse, NY, but they had gone on some extra little run and finally arrived back.    Good run most agreed and I think it was awarded a 5.   Many frivolous charges ensued and then we all enjoyed a tasty nosh of chicken and vegetable curry – well done DQ.


Master Farter's birthday run - run 2130
No notes or photos.

Twisted Sista & BT - run 2129
Beautiful sunset compliments of Cyclone Debbie which was doing its stuff further south.

SLAG’S  PUB  RUN - run 2128

Nice idea, not new to HHH really, that we should have a Pub Rub from the Hambledon Hotel in Edmonton……as so we did, however about and hour before the Run the heavens opened and we had water, water everywhere!    The hashers arrived, dripping wet and would have been quite happy staying in the bar, but no, after the meal orders were lodged we all set off, some with raincoats, some with umbrellas and all with very wet feet.

Not a long run and the circle was held at one end of the bar, NOT at Ravizza Park as specified in the notes and then we all adjourned to collect our very tasty meals in the dining room.    Well done Slag.

SUPA’S    CITY    STROLL - run 2127
Another balmy night in Cairns and the small band of hashers were instructed to follow the shredded paper trail, even though we had to cross the dangerously busy roads at times, so be careful’ was the watchword from the Hare.    The runners quickly faded into the wild blue yonder and the walkers paced it out around the Showground, and further – for some – others decided ‘on home’ was a good option, for a cool drink.   Eventually the pack regathered, downing a few coldies and chatting when Twisty noticed that BT had not returned.  We all settled back in our chairs and decided to wait another 10 mins or so before Mole and Helmet drove off to scour the roads – to no avail!  Much consternation about who lost BT, who should have kept an eye on where she was,  etc, etc and then the Hare received a call to say she managed to find her way to a friend’s house near Central Shopping Centre and would wait there until Twisty could collect her after the run.

The usual circle was held with Bullseye awarding the ‘shirt’ to Twisty, who also received the long wooden item.   Bit more discussion about the misplacement of BT and it was decided that as she has no sense of direction, and is prone to getting lost, would be well advised to carry her mobile phone with her on all the runs so she would be able to tap into a map of the area, or that rescue could be achieved if needed.   Mole advised there would be a meeting on Wednesday at the Cape York Hotel regarding election of office bearers for the Croc Run in 2019.

Wot no lasagne at Supa’s run!!!!!  However the chicken and lovely salads were very tasty and enjoyed by all.

On, on,


No Nickers - a touch of Deja Vu - run 2126

It really was a touch of deja vu as we met once again at the home of Not Yet & No Nickers. A few more hashers than last week but a lot of people are still away.
Off on trail we went, well marked trail with chalk and in case it rained sticky tape round poles.

Back at the keg, returnees were welcomed back and Big Bang was welcomed a visitor from Trinity Hash. No Nickers was down downed with the usual "hare" song.

Defeatus decided he had a hologram on his forehead disguised as beer cap, not quite sure why!!

Mistress and Mole played dueling penises - because it was good fun, great nosh was enjoyed after some classic Mae West quotes from Big Bang.

Not Yet at His Place - run 2125
It was an extremely small group of hashers that turned up at the home of Not Yet & No Nickers. Off went the two runners and off went the five walkers! Round through the streets of Mooroobool and through parks and scrub we didn't know existed.

Back at the keg, Master Farter gave the runners report and gave it a score of ..yesss. DQ gave the walkers report and scored it ...nooo Which gave a total score of mmmm.
Down downs were taken including charges for everybody seeing there was only a few of us. The hare was down downed by a choir conducted by our very own assistant choir mistress, none other than DQ.

Great nosh followed with steak onion and salad. The run next week is back here with No Nickers as the hare

Chopper in Freshwater - run 2124
A lot of Hashers are away this week at Nash Hash so it was a depleted group that met at Chopper's place in Freshwater. The trail is marked on chalk, said Chopper so off we went with our sole runner Master Farter guiding the way. Trail was lost and then found and we eventually arrived back at the keg. This is when the feast started, there was sausages and chicken nibbles, pate and biscuits and a huge platter of fresh fruit.
The circle eventually got underway with the usual charges and presentation of awards. We were then treated to roast lamb with all the trimmings, what a spread. Chopper's birthday was acknowledged with a rousing rendition of Hashy Birthday. To those who did not make it you missed a really good night!

Helmet & Prickle at their place - run 2123
A hot and sticky night as we met at Helmet and Prickles home in Forest Gardens. Off we went, the trail is on chalk and shredded paper. Down into the creek bed we went where Fiddler performed a spectacular swan dive and hit the deck with an almighty bang. Having made sure Fiddler was OK we all continued. Up hills and more hills and more hills. A false trail at the top of one hill only had one thing going for it, it was downhill until the next up.
Back at the keg Super Stalk gave the runners report and said that the run was a typical Helmet run, up hill and more uphill and when we are coming down it is still uphill. This summed up tonight's run which was a bit challenging for most of us.

A visitor from England, Her Fault, was welcomed.
Charges were laid including one for Fiddler for "attention seeking activities"
Awards were awarded and we all enjoyed the lovely nosh where we were joined by another visiting Hasher, Cougar bait who comes from Canada. He had been diving today so could not make the run but joined us in time for a drink and nosh.

On on to next week's run at Chopper's who has promised a short run and extra food and drinks to celebrate his birthday.
AGPU 2017 - run 2122

A host of hashers gathered at the Kneetrembler Palace on a sunny afternoon, yes our RA had told the rain to bugger off for a few hours while important ‘things’ were to be done, and we were soon sent on our way for a run/stroll around the confines of West Cairns.
Some of the wiser walkers opted for a shortcut after traipsing around drains and roads and happily returned ‘on home’ however the carefree runners, including some braver walkers, carried on to view the shopping centre and more roads and drains, returning in a very sweaty condition…….hurrah for the lovely pool for a cool down!

Our GM called on Mofl as a stand-in for the Hare to  receive the accolades for the run but she mistakenly thought she was to give a run report and gave it a 4/10, after a bit of  toing and froing, Masterfarter reported that it was a long run, with no creeks to cross and gave it a 3/10.  This scribe is not sure if that makes it a 7/10 run or not !!

Returnees:  ManuManu, Retard, TP, Chopper, StillComing, Big Bazza, Pecker, Plucker, PissPot, and a visitor from Broome Complete Flop.
Charges:   Guv for damaging a shirt;    Not Yet for creating his own trail;  DNA for not only NOT in hash attire but wearing her shirt inside-out (go figure);  Swampy and NomdePlume for (as usual) loving up all the dogs they met on the run; BT for trying to resemble a runner;   Kotex for gossiping about Defeetist; 49er and Farcanel for running in the circle; Kneetremble for not understanding water levels;  Defeetist for wearing ‘that shirt’ (which Mole again tried to rip off him);  Supa for being honourable …what the!

Raffles were won by DNA and Legless.       Shirt of Shame awarded by Spreadem to Kotex for something or other;  Tit of the Week to Madam Slash for wingeing about the long run;   POW to Defeetist just because we can.  NomdePlume would not award the little silver POW because she likes it soooo much.

On a more solemn note,  our RA reported that sadly Deep Throat from Geelong, had passed away and our thoughts of sympathy went out to Wait-a-While and family as we sang a Hymmm.

Defeetist handed over the floor to Kneetremble who called out the present committee so that we could thank them for their services and then Mole presented quick resume of the finances – we spent $16,006  over the year with about $11,000 of that being for grog, other expenses were for food, trailer rego and repairs etc, leaving a balance of about $900.07 in the bank, and then she advised that the statements could be examined ‘over there’ if you wish to do so.    Thanks were given to Slag for the great job he did for the year and then Kneetrembler called for nominations for the various committee positions for the coming year.

The new committee is listed on the Committee page. This is your new Committee for the coming year and we all thank them for taking up these positions of responsibility on our behalf.

Photos of the new Committee were taken and then everyone adjourned to the wonderful nosh that Kneetremble and Cowrie had presented……..well done!  

On, on,  Tutti


49er in Brinsmead - run 2121

A large group of hashers met at Loridan Reserve for tonight's run. The run is on chalk, different colours, shredded paper and possibly toilet paper the hare said. Off we went down Brinsmead Road and into the soccer fields which is where it all came unstuck, nobody could find trail. Super, who had been to SpecSasvers eventually found trail and off we all went, through bushes and across the creek. Drink stop at the Red Beret and it was then back to keg.

Visitors, AussiePiffy and AussieWiffy were welcomed, they have not run Hash for 20 years so it was about time they did! Sodome turned up and so did Captain F and Success.

Charges were laid including a couple for Mole, who apparently hadn't been to SpecSavers! Nomi was presented with the award which she promptly passed to Slag. Nosh was served and it is on on to the AGPU next week.


Master Farter's cycle track run - run 2120

A very small bunch turned up for Master Farter's run at the cycle track at Smithfield, it is too hot, too many mossies were some of the excuses for not turning up. Yes, it was hot, VERY hot and yes there were mossies but also a brilliant run.

Master Farter had not set trail but gave us all a "map" which until it was explained did not mean a thing. It was a guide to turning left or right at the various named trails as we made our way through the mountain bike trail. Bits of paper in hand we set off. All went well until we came to Ring Road where a few hashers decided they were going back. The rest of the walkers, all four of us, continued on but unfortunately read the directions wrongly and missed a bridge. We decided to make our own trail and eventually got back home. All except Extractit who struck out on her own determined to find trail, which she eventually did and arrived back at the keg, very hot but happy!!

Super gave the run report, brilliant run and Extractit, as the only walker to finish the run echoed this.

Charges were laid including charging the short-cutters especially Masterbate who took out his phone to use the GPS to find the shortest way back! Slag showed us an award that a careless/forgetful Townsville hasher had left lying around after a Townsville run. Mofl was charged for hiding behind the camera!

Great nosh followed so it is now on on to next week's run!

Fiddler at Home - run 2119

Quite a large group of hashers met at Fiddler's abode on the Esplanade at Holloways Beach. Fiddler described the run as being set on shredded paper but she wasn't sure if it was still there or had blown/been washed away. "Never mind" said Super Stork "we will blunder blindly around as usual" Off we went into the mossie infested wild of Holloways. Here and there we trailed and eventually came to the drink stop, as described, at the IGA. On the return to the keg a Harriette was heard to remark "I am flying, look the mossies are carryng me away!"

Back at the circle and Crunchy Crack was welcomed back as a visitor, Nomi returned from colder climes and Royal T popped up from somewhere as did Masterbate.

Charges followed including one for Twisted Sista who could not drink along so drank with the two "Masters" Master Farter and Masterbate. DNA was charged for not being able to dress herself properly with her T shirt on back to front.

A reminder from Weed for the Nash Hash meeting on Wednesday and it was time for tasty nosh, thnaks Fiddler.

Slag and Bullseye’s run - run 2118 (or Potato)

- Henley Park with the locked toilets and no lighting.

Well what can I say about the weather gods. Slag tells me he and Bullseye spent hours and hours wandering around trying to set the perfect hash trail with just the right amount of hills, shiggy and water crossings only to have the rain gods appear just before the run and wash away all chalk marks, only leaving small puddles of shredded paper to follow.
With 20 minutes before the run the skies cleared but NO the hare refused to re-set the run on the bases that he had run out of chalk the road was wet and chalk would not stick anyway.
After a few mumbles from Slag as to where we might look for trail the pack set off down the train line. Confusion reigned at the first train bridge with some harrietts not sure of the crossing so this was where the pack split. Helmet decided to lead the harrietts on his own trail. Yes we all know where that would lead so Not Yet tagged along to cramp his style.
Wandering along Carnation Drive we could hear the call of Dancing Queen, Are we there yet,
I think there is a short cut down this road, but with the conversation between Moffle and Two T Fruity hotting up about their previous boyfriends and their love lives there was no way the walkers pack wanted to shortcut in case we missed something.
Not Yet bravely lead the pack through the ghettos and across Moody creek and on to Mulgrave road and on home. We had no idea where the real run went or where the drink stop was but nobody cared as we had a good walk and it did not rain on the run.
The RA was charged for organising the rain before the run instead of during it, the hares were charged for not setting an all-weather trail, Dancing Queen for doing the longest shortcut she has ever done, Not yet for taking the pack through the ghettos and pretending he knew where he was going.
Nosh was chicken nibbles and rice cooked by Bullseye  and not Slag as there was no fish involved.  All up, atop night despite the weather.

ON ON Not Yet

PRO’S RUN - THE FIRST FOR  2017 - RUN 2117

“The rain has probably washed out trail” said Pro as he carefully handed out maps to a few hashers, with further instructions to turn left at Piccalo’s Bridge……yes, that’s right, down into the long grass, snakes, and water.    Trail was quickly lost by most of the group and Pro was seen to be running backward and forward checking up to see who survived!   Supa Stork located and felt a stinging bush but the pack managed to struggle through puddles and canefields to arrive home in one piece.

Spread’em, Not Yet and Pussy Shaver were the only hashers with enough energy left to have a swim in the pool, while the rest enjoyed a cool drink trying to cool down.    Supa gave a run report saying it was an excellent run and awarded 10/10 but with a deduction of 8 because of the stinging bush….so 2/10.  The walkers added a few points……not sure why……and so it became about 4/10.   Only a few frivolous charges and Twisted Sista was presented with the little silver award for some reason or other.

Tasty nosh of chicken pieces and fried rice, with a vegetarian dish, was served, followed by ice-creams.   Next week the run will probably be at the KFC park on Mulgrave Road but Slag advised us to consult the website for confirmation.  Thanks Pussy Shaver and Pro.

On, on,  Tutti


Weed & Mole's Christmas Recovery run - run 2116
Sorry, no photos or notes!!

Christmas Run - run 2115
We all met at the Cape York Hotel, suitably attired for a Hash Christmas run. There was Santa and Mrs Claus attended by Santa's Helper. There was an elf and a huge range of other fancy costumes.

Master Farter was the live hare so off we went round the streets of the city much to the amusement of some locals and visitors alike.

On to the circle with lovely snacks and drinks.
Charges were laid, too numerous to mention. We had virgins from Scotland & Cairns and visitors including Major from Fiji resplendent in his Gold Rush Nash Hash.
Back at the Cape York Hotel and the fun continued along with drinks from the bar.
There was a visit from Santa.
Time for Nosh including fruit cake.
Merry Christmas Everyone
Swampy & DNA - run 2114

The rain stayed away from Swampy and DNA's run at Trinity Beach. A light breeze was blowing as we made our way along the well marked trail around the suburb.

Back at the circle we had visitors, virgins and returnees along with charges from the run including one for Swampy whose crime was to run out of chalk while setting the trail. Come on Swampy - you only set it three times because of the rain!! There was also a surprise visit from our own Ninja fresh from her "training" in Townsville along with her minder Retard.

Pro was awarded the "little dick award" and a meal of bangers and onions was enjoyed by all.

On on to next week and our Christmas Party at the Cape York Hotel

Crackpot in Freshwater - run 2113


The gathering hashers were politely told by the Port Authority to move their cars from the PA area or they would be fined, so there was a scattering of people quickly moving vehicles out to the road parks.   Seems though that the parking restrictions only apply from 6 am to 6 pm ??!!???

Anyway, we all regathered for our instructions from the Hare who handed out mysterious envelopes to this one and that, and said make sure you stay in contact to receive your ongoing info.  Wot the!   Kotex found a photo of a police car….hmm, think we should go to the nearby police station where the No2 envelope sent us to the Public Trustee office, and so on………  Well that was the start of the walkers trail and we lost sight of the runners very early on.   However Farcanel was given a 3 out of 10 for his wonderful photography.

Back at the fairly dark circle it was noted that Pro could not find a chair to pinch to sit on and for once had to be upstanding.    Helmet was charged with being a media tart for winning best dressed male at the recent race meeting, and Mole, Masterfarter and one other “un-named” hasher were charged with NOT losing Pro as promised.

Notices:   All Harriettes and Hashmen are invited to the Harriettes 11th Birthday celebration being held at the Bungalow Hotel on Wednesday of this week!     Nostradumarse mentioned for all Hashers to keep in mind the big bash to be held next August in Cooktown celebrating somethingorother!   OK!
Noknickers and (I think) Kneetremble won the raffle prizes.   On, on to Crackpot’s run next week.
Cheers,   Tutti Frutti


Wait - A - While at Kanimbla - run 2111
Madame Slash - run 2110

Mulgrave Madness - run 2100
More Mulgrave Madness

Spreadem at Yorkey's - run 2109

DNA at Clifton Beach - run 2108

Master Farter at Greenslopes Street - run 2107

Mole in Smithfield - run 2106

49'er - run 2105

Extractit - run 2104

Knee Trembler at Kanimbla - run 2103

Pro in Greenslopes Street - run 2102

Defeatus at the "Old Bunnings" - run 2101

Dancing Queens's Suburban Stroll - run 2100

A small but cheerful group of hashers set off ‘that way’ – a vague wave of DQ’s hand indicating trail – yes, down the hill it was with the intrepid members of the group wandering along on the left of road, not Tutti though, she was on the footpath and at the bottom of the hill found the “On Home” sign.    Well that would have been a very short walk so we all soldiered on, across the bridge and into the new development near Isabella School.   The arrows home were soon discovered and we all trooped back up the hill to the keg……best move of the whole stroll.

We welcomed visitor Fog Horn from Bundaberg HHH and his friend Mark (virgin),.and assistant trail setter (no Hash name as yet) but friend of DQ.  The main charge was for the non-walker/runners, namely, DQ, 49’er, Masterfarter and DQ’s friend.  Other charges were made and discussion was held about the absence of our Tasmania hashers who had proposed to conduct the next run, but we have not been advised of just where!?  Please consult the website to see if Defeatus’s run will be moved up a week!!

Soooo,  On, On to somewhere next Monday
Tutti Fuitti


MastaFarter and Chopper - run 2099
Sorry no photos or notes!

Swampy at Smithfield - run 2098
Master Farter & Chopper - run 2097
No notes or photos!!!!

Value Added Super Stalk - run 2096

Manu Manu at Liquid Tiles - run 2095

Graduate at Freshwater - run 2094

Master Farter in Smithfield - run 2093

Madame Slash in the Park - run 2092

Spreadem and Guv - run 2091

Crackpot - run 2090


Amazingly, all hashers obeyed the No Cars in the Park sign and parked along the roadsides, which meant the drinks also had to left down there…….isn’t  fortunate that hashers enjoy a walk, as we all had to go back and forth for a drink.

Nommy sent us all off , “In that direction” with both arms outstretched, which caused a little consternation at first but we finally headed off in the right direction. Passed the caravan park and over the main highway, through a Laneway and on to a very dark park.  Don’t think we lost anyone in there and then out onto the road to go up the hill, then further up the hill, however some shortcutters decided that was enough hills for them and headed ‘on home’.   The rest of the pack went on over the hill above Mofl’s house and a little later the runners were directed on a very well marked trail up another hill.  The walkers trudged on until they found an “On home” sign and thankfully followed the well marked trail home again…….however, Pro decided to take a ‘short cut’ through another park and was quick to realize that this was really a long way around..

Virgins:   Mary turned up for the run
Visitors:  Lassie and Tonto from Mackay;    Piss Pot from Canberra but recently named at Cooktown HHH.
There were many charges, mainly aimed at Pro, and Farcanel informed us of Not Yet’s mishap (fell of the roof of his Mother’s house) because he wasn’t present last week when we had all discussed it.   Not Yet is home from hospital and able to get about a bit on crutches but should imagine he is in a lot of pain from a cracked tail bone.
Nommy provided us with a pleasant nosh of ham, tomatoes, green beans and onions on fresh bread rolls, and Tutti brought along a fruit cake to share to celebrate her birthday.

Please see a flyer (soon to be posted) re the ‘away weekend’ at the Little Mulgrave area at the beginning of November, and a reminder that it is Nommy’s Harriettes run Wednesday next week from Arnold St, Aeroglen.

On, on.    Tutti

49er at the Village Green - run 2088

Retard at Reed Road - run 2087
Sorry - no notes or photos this week!

Wait A While at His Place - run 2086

Nostrildumbass and Xtrackit dig it - run 2085

Groper at the Real Estate - run 2084

Slag's Turn - run 2083

Masta Farta & Retard at JCU - run 2082
Masta Farta in Whitfield - run 2081

Mole at Kewarra - run 2080

Graduate at Centaur Park - run 2079
The park that Graduate chose for her run has the name and a memorial to the Australian Hospital Ship Centaur which was attacked and sunk by a Japanese submarine off the coast of Queensland, Australia, on 14 May 1943. The Centaur’s wreck was discovered on 20 December 2009, located about 30 nautical miles off the southern tip of Moreton Island.
The park was a little bit hard to find for some including Slag, so no keg before the run! Off we went through new Hash territory following chalk and strips of green material, very nice environmentally but hard to see on the trees when it got dark.
Back at the circle Supa Stalk took control and the Hare was down downed, charges laid including one for the front runners in the walkers pack for not seeing a green strip which Chopper swears was at the last 3ft long. Koty was charged for squealing when a small cane toad dared to cross her path, scaring the heck out of MOFL, Koty not the toad!
Helmet was convinced the bin tried to attack him making him drop a bottle!!
Returnees were returned. A very enjoyable nosh followed as we sat around under the stars.

DQ at The Palace - run 2078
A fast-paced walk around the suburbs was tonight's run except for Super Stalk who was the lone runner until Pro eventually turned up.
Back at the circle visitors from Perth were welcomed, Twisted Sista was welcomed back and charges were laid as usual including one for Slag who had tried to convince the whole pack that we should follow him!! A shirt-look-alike charge was also laid.
Nosh was eaten before a cake appeared to celebrate Crackpot's birthday

Pro at Little Mulgrave - run 2077

Legless in Harley Street - run 2076

It is not often we get a choice in Hash but this week was different.  A very small group of hashers met at a new venue at the end of Harley Street, Kamerunga for a run by Legless with Master Farter as the Hare.  This where the choice came in – you can choose to walk or run, you can choose, if you are a walker, to go over the bridge or not go over the bridge, three trails have been set!!!
This Harriette opted for no bridge so a group of us set off across the paddocks, past the dump shop, out to the arterial road, took our life in our hands as we made our way to Stony Creek Road where we found Master Farter perched high on a stool on a rock with the drink stop – original to say the least.
Back along the pathway to the keg where the circle got underway, with the rain threatening at any minute.
Charges were laid, including one for Koty – something to do with a fishing comp she managed to win.  Returnees were welcomed and the raffle was won by Crackpot and Pro.
Nosh was served and eaten just as drizzly rain started, a great run in a new venue

Helmet & Prickle at their place - run 2075
Forest Gardens was the venue for this week's run. The small group of hashers was swelled in number by quite a few visitors/virgins.
The trail was marked on chalk and shredded paper so off through the suburbs we ran. Well marked trail with the runners and walkers splitting after a welcome drink stop.
Back at the keg and Dickless and Margaret from Sweden were welcomed as was Bung Hole, Jenny and another Harriette whose name escapes me! Helmet was down downed with a score of 0 for the run, the runners report gave a score of 4.5 and the walkers report a score of -4.5!!
Koty was charged for introducing Jenny as a virgin when in fact she had run before back in the dim dark past that only Far Canal with his advancing age and long memory could remember.
Pro was charged for being late to the circle - he was still in the pool and Master Farter was charged for something or other!!
Nosh followed, tasty salads and chicken followed by fruit cake. Thanks Prickle and Helmet.

Swampy at Palm Cove - run 2074
A small but enthusiastic group of hashers met at the BBQ area in Palm Cove hoping it was not going to rain! In the absence of the GM, Ass GM and goodness knows who else the RA became the stand in GM. Off we went on a trail marked with chalk and toilet paper. Through the suburb we charged, along footpaths, tracks beside creeks that crocodiles inhabit, beaches and new suburbs that haven't made it yet and back to the keg.
Swampy was charged in the usual way, she really enjoyed her down down!!
Visitors Bo Peep and Juggler were welcomed, we did have another visitor, Flash, who decided not to come to the circle!!
Charges were laid including one for Gav for trying to tap dance all over Slag, just because a curlew had leaped out of the bushes to attack him!!
Nomi New Shoes welcomed her new shoes to Hash in the traditional way!!
Nosh was served, a lovely vegetarian mild curry with crusty bread - Thanks Swampy (p.s. the rain held off)

Leaping at Stratford - run 2073

Well, it is not going to happen again until 2044!  What isn’t?  29th February falling on a Monday!  It happened this week and a great group of hashers met outside the Barron River Hotel for the Leap Run.
As the GM needed to know the run number, the same as he always does, so he asked MasterFarter, nothing different you might say only tonight it needed a phone call as MF was “up the Cape”  That taken care of our GM read instructions from the run from the Hare Super Stalk who also could not be with us!!
Off we went following trail of chalk and shredded paper, up hills and through scrub we went, the runners went up a bigger hill.  Back to the keg and the circle got underway.
No Milf, a visitor from Uruguay gave the run report and gave a score of 8.  TeePee gave a walkers’ report and also gave a score of 8 so 8 minus 8 gave a very respectable score of 0 for our absent Hare.
Knee Trembler was the stand in hare for a down down, Charges were laid and visitors and returnees welcomed.
Then it was over to the hotel for a Leap Year meal and what lovely food it was combined with good service.

On on to Swampy’s run at Palm Cove next week.

Crackpot at Machans Beach - run 2072

"It was a great night.... and the nosh... excellent!!" was how the night was described by Nomi


Master Farter in Whitfield - run 2071

The run is marked on chalk and orange tape said Master farter as he got us on our way.  Turn back at the gate if you don’t want to do it all!!
Off we went around the hills of Whitfield and I mean hills!  We came to the gate which marked the beginning of the Green Arrow and the track up the Whitfield Range.  Up we went until the trail branched off to the left, through scrubland and a welcome drink stop.  Down from The Peak we came and back to the keg.
Back at the circle the hare was down downed, a great run and very well marked!
Charges followed, including one for Graduate and Legless for 69’ing and for Slag for getting it all wrong and doing a 96!   Runs of course – what else were you thinking??
Mofl was charged for trying to convince TeePee that there were no hills.  DQ, Retard, Guv and TeePee were charged –just because. Retard was awared the Shirt.
The theme for the Leap Year run on 29 February is “anything leaping” so use your imagination!
Fiddler reminded us about the Wild West for Easter.
Nosh was enjoyed and another hash night ended.

AGPU 2016 - run 2070

A good roll-up for the AGPU, on a very humid evening, at Kneetrambler’s establishment and the ‘word’ was “the trail is marked on white chalk arrows and shredded paper and it is on- right from the house and I’m sure you will find the trail OK”.     Well we all did find trail along the water-ways of Earlville, with the runners fast disappearing  into the distance.    The main comment from the run was that it was too long in the very steamy weather………….wot are our weather men doing to us!     Lots of nibbles and dips with lovely cool watermelon were available on our return and most hashers  cooled off a bit in the pool.

Kneetrembler opened proceedings by requesting a run report from Pro.  His reply was that he was too dehydrated to give a report due to the heat and lack of ready drinks for the runners immediately on the completion of the run.  Then a strange thing happened, our few resident NZ born kiwis were dragged out for a down-down to celebrate Waitangi Day……….even stranger as Waitangi day was the 6th……. and there was mention about some football game having been contested in NZ
Kneetrembler then called a photo take of the outgoing committee and then called for nominations of the various positions now available.   The upshot of it all was:-

GM  Defeatus
Assistant GM 49 er
Hash Cash   Kotex
 Assistant Hash Cash  Fiddler
RA   SupaStork
Hon. Sec.   Mole
Hash Booze   Retard
Assistant Hash Booze Slag
Hare Raiser Masterfarter
Choirmaster Retard
Haberdash   Fiddler
Webpage   Mofl

Then they all trooped back up to get a photo of the incoming committee- really a ‘spot the difference’ exercise.

Crackpot handed over the ‘wooden article’ to Helmet – something to wheeling a bicycle wheel along!?!!! Someone was presented with a Keep Left sign so they remember to avoid them in future!!
Some discussion was then held about the bus trip out to Normanton at Easter and I believe a deposit must be provided at next Monday’s run to ensure numbers.    
Nosh was served, and many thanks to all those hashers that brought a full plate of food to the table.
On, on,   Tutti
All  E & O’s to be reported to someone who may have a better memory than me!


Royal T - run 2069    

A reasonable size pack ignored the hot humid weather and turned out for Royal T’s run from his abode along the Esplanade.  It is marked on chalk and shredded paper we were told as we headed off.  A large group of walkers stuck with 49er who seemed to have inside info – I wonder how??
Along the streets we went, up to the Botanical Gardens and through to the new Chinese garden where Royal T sat meditating with a welcome drink stop.  Back to the circle and we all opted to sit outside and not in the hot humid garage.
A low key circle took place with most people sitting down.  The hare was down – downed, charges were laid, Slag won Run of the Month and Koty presented the shirt to Defeatus, good choice.
Yummy food, complete with chocolate cake!  On on to the AGPU next week at Knee Tremblers!

Fiddler in the Rain - run 2068
A good size crowd of hashers met at Fiddler's on the beach at Holloways. The trail is marked on shredded paper, said Fiddler, as she sent us on our way.  Here and there and there and here through bushes and streets we went until we came back to the beach.  No surely the run cannot go back towards keg – but – yes it did.  Only Fiddler could get away with having the drink stop at the keg and then sending the hashers, well most of them, off again on the run even though it had started raining
Back at the circle, charges were laid, Nostrildumas and Extractit for PDA, as well as a charge for all those not born in Australia seeing the next day was Australia Day.
Koty presented DQ with THE Shirt – something to do with her sex life – won’t go there!
Nosh was served and eaten and another good hash night came to a close.

49er on her Birthday - run 2067

Runners 7/10
Walkers 6/10
Drink stop at Barron river pub
49r for starting a wet t shirt comp
Retard for short cutting
Retard again for running to drink stop
Masta farta for following the gms wrong directions
Wiggles reversed for accusing mole for no hash shirt
Guv for gm t shirt impersonation
All trinity hash runners charged for showing up
Spreadem relieved of the wooden mic to Crackpot for scoring runs too high

Koty at Forest Gardens - run 2066
Great run - wonderful nosh - what more could you want??

Slag's Mossie Run - run 2065

Trail was from the hockey grounds round to the cemetery and back again Walkers gave 6/10 Runners gave 4/10 Visitor 'Hog' from Darwin

Charges from the run, nostrildumbarse and Retard for the matching bum bags, Masta Farta for hair loss, Crack Pot for crossing out trail.

Nosh was very nice, followed by cake to celebrate Slag's bday. Sorry for short note I need to take a pen. Cya next week

Mole Beats the Rain at Trinity - run 2064

Only the very brave (or foolhardy) turned out for the last run of the year to fight the storms/weather /impending cyclone at Trinity Beach. It was echoed that it was the finest run of the year/decade/century.

Mole' led the pack in and around the beachfront and backstreets praying that the heavens didn't open at any time soon. The tour included the local wildlife wallabies, ducks, plovers and lurking somewhere in the shadows was a crocodile (probably). It even included spying the current RA having dinner at a local restaurant with his harem. That's a bit rude when it was a hash night and it was now obvious that he preferred the company of 2 buxom wenches over the delightful Cairns HHH pack.

After this the pack took a democratic vote and it was off to the Pub for a drink stop.
At least it wasn't far to get back to the nibbles and circle.  The run scored brilliant 9.9 out of 10 so it must have been a fantastic run set by Mole'. Just desserts for all her hard work! You bastards are sorry you missed it . Even the GM woosed out,  so the circle started with a stand in GM in Kneetrembler. There was a coup and he was upsurged by Slag about half way through  - Slag for GM!! Who would have thought.

Charges were laid to the Hare Mole` and returnees Captain F###er and SucCess who were charged again for short cutting the run and going straight to the pub and then again for announcing that they are getting married in April. Another hash wedding?? There were other charges to Retard, Crackpot, TP, Koty and maybe more but memory started to fail at that time.

Great BBQ nosh and salads and even fruit cake for desert and no rain on the run so 2015 finished off well.
On On Till next year!!


Christmas Run - Cape York Hotel - run 2063

MOFL at Glenoma Park - run 2062

Hosted by mofl at the glenoma park, very well received run, runners score of 7/10 and a walkers score of 3.5/10.
visitors; cowboy from Townsville, Christina with green brick and Swampy as returnees.
charges from run included multiple surrounding dairy queens knickers, pro's sports bra, teepees stress at a potential for defetus as son in law material,
masta farta for non hash shirt, cowboy for un matching socks, the removal of signs for strictly self defense purposes and choppers broken chair.
announcements were hash Christmas doo, for next week at the Cape York hotel and this weeks trinity run.
nosh was provided by host mofl and was excellent.

TeePee at the Rocks - run 2061

TeePee’s run so she told us where the run went! – no way – Retard had set the run and promised no water, no shiggy etc – everything a hashers could lie about!
Off we went and after a bit of trouble actually finding trail we headed over the causeway to the other side of the creek, past a large dead, evil smelling snake.  Through the bushes with the trail marked with shredded paper and across the creek for one of a few crossings.  This is where this Harriette left trail – one crossing is enough for me!!
The run went over the creek a few more times, some hashers got lost and were found on the way back!! We even found Grouper!
Back at the circle (eventually)  Chopper gave the run a respectable 4 with the remark it seemed like a run in Thailand where he lives.  Helmet gave it a 1 mainly because he got a large flying something in his eye.  No Helmet pterodactyls are extinct!!!
Charges were laid, returnees returned, and paraphernalia was awarded, Pro got the shirt for complaining and Slag the talking stick.

More charges and an epic fail with the four glasses rack with Prickle nearly drowning herself in beer.
Nosh was eaten, tasty sausages with or without gravy and a yummy salad.  A great evening!

Knee Trembler at His Place - run 2060

Farcanal in Wharf Street - run 2059

PRO got to the gathering 20 minutes early and was miffed that no one noticed that he wasn’t late. Anyway when he finally stopped on-telling us, there we were still like the proverbial shags on the rocks, within sight and smell of the wharves of the Cairns Inlet, with a near-full moon and the plaintive cry of the GM with his never-ending cry like one of the local curlews. We were a round couple of dozen goslings come to the feet of the master only to be told, “Shut the F*ck up!!!”. “Shut the F*ck up!!!”. Anyway it was FARCANNEL’ s run, and what an introduction it was; too short to finish a game of cards, but short enough not to hear all the excuses why there was no chalk or toilet paper. KOTY was in charge of the run photos and did she ever keep them close to her chest. We were a tight little re- group outside Rattle & Hum, but no one had any money for a drink stop.
CHARGES: TUTTI FRUTTI for accusing a bystander for not talking strine.  DANCING QUEEN for doing a 2 metres long run on the walk. 49ER said KOTY told another bystander that it was a bike path and for having a stick thrown her way.[It missed]  KOTY again for saying over and over, “For Gawds sake. For Gawds sake”.  TEE PEE for being told to “ shut yer dawg up” cause “there’s no dawgs at Hash”  DEFEOTUS because the dog didn’t respect the GM, but TEE PEE said all male Hashers are animals at any rate. CHOPPER said KOTY couldn’t count 3 ladies on the walk when there were 4 of them.
RETARD had to do his 4 glass trick but came undone, underbalanced  and crashed across the down-down table; his form of alcohol abuse apparently; but he said that TEE PEE held onto the stiff board too long; a girl has to grab what she can she said.  SLAG drove off and someone thought he went because LEGLESS had knocked him back yet again, but he came back after a while without his shoes. I can’t keep up; too much for a scribe.   A few other charges were lost in translation. CHOPPER, NOMI, MASTER FARTER, and NOSTRILDUMAS had more luck with the 4 glass down-down trick, more good luck than balancement.
The RAFFLE went to 49ER and the hard working HASH-CASH lady. ROYAL T told a joke that he hadn’t got from any Hash websites so no one got it, and NOSTRILDUMASS told a joke that he had made up himself and no one got that either.  DEFOETUS kept the circle going too long by telling us that someone always told him the circle went too long. FARCANNEL got our attention with an armful of pizza boxes to finish the evening.
Royal T scribe.


Mole's Kewarra Kapers - run 2058

Fiddler at Holloways - run 2057

Epic trek through the sand mud, mangroves and park, scored 8/10 from runners, nil walkers report given.
The return of the drinking plank.
Masta farta charged for running the track twice,
Spread em charged for loo break.
Fiddler charged for using markings from another run,
Koty for charged deforestation( breaking Fiddler's tree)
GM Defeatus charged for faking his own death.
Pro starting his own monotanist (hope that's right) party.
Dinner was thoroughly enjoyed by all, followed by ice cream with the almost magic chocolate.
Announcements were; cook town run coming up,
harriets lunch at cazalys,
badges from innot hot springs run available
on on Master Farter


Graduate's Ghostly Run - run 2056

Well, to begin this informative blurb about Graduate’s Halloween Run, TP would like to reveal:

  1. that the Run was fantastic and deserved a score of 8/10 from both runners and walkers
  2. that the nibbles and nosh were fantastic and deserved a score of 50/10 due to Graduate’s excellence in culinary skills
  3. that the venue totally befitted the Halloweenity of the occasion with webs, lanterns and skulls and
  4. that the keg master was grumpy about the deposition of bottles and cans in his dirty vehicle.

Now, there IS a mistake in the above paragraph and that mistake is that this is NOT an informative blurb.  Whilst points 1) 2) 3) and 4) are totally correct, the following composition consists of a fuzzy recollection of the evening’s events because the author was not aware that she would be volunteering her supreme intelligence to put words together that accurately relate the usual HHH rituals such as run reports, trumped up charges, vague announcements and other extremely interesting mundane stuff.
So, here are more points that may be true, or more likely are not true,

  1. Cashed-up gave a very detailed run report
  2. 49er received the Wooden Penis so that RoyalT can have a rest
  3. Mole was still snufflingDefoetus was celebrating that he had slept with Jennifer Love-Hewitt
  4. Charges went to KT, Wait-a-While and Retard for actions that upset the more sensitive HHHers (Lifeline may help these poor chargers).

I do recall correctly that it was a good night.

Terrific Person


There we were, under the spreading fig tree and surrounded by the ghosts of lively times past at the Old Smithfield Cemetery, where horses were shed with gold, the taverns never ran dry and the best ladies never slept. And what a happy mob were us, decked out in Halloween clobber, under the cobwebs and lit by flickering lanterns vainly trying to keep the dark away. However, amongst the joy there is always a control freak who says, “ Is there a run tonight?”  in the usual thin reedy plaintive  voice.  So GRADUATE explained the run which was set with chalk, rice, and toilet paper. Good choice, raw brown rice; it reminded me when I set it with cooked rice because WEED said it was more visible, but it wasn’t very visible at all, because the wildlife ate it. 
A merry clip to the drink stop, which was vegetarian guava, and which lubricated us up a very leafy steep short hill. Some undignified Hashers crawled up on all fours, but the dignified ones climbed up at an obtuse angle. A don’t mind a short walk and this one didn’t disappoint me.
You can tell when a club becomes mature; we all sit down in the circle. There was a visitor, ANKLE, and returnees who had only missed a week or so. And we were into the charges too many to mention.
A good night put on by GRADUATE.  A well-marked run that scored 10/10, or was it 10/20, and lots of good food for the carnivores and for the thin ones.
Royal T

and last but not least the W..... shirt enjoying its holiday in Phuket and Khao Lak

Royal T at Machans Beach - run 2055

Not Yet at His Place - run 2054
Sorry, no notes or photos this week.

Spread 'em at Holloways - run 2053
It is surprising where Hashers get to when they travel!!

DQ/SLAG’S ‘DARK RUN’ run 2052

Numbers attending were down probably due mainly to it being a holiday weekend, and maybe because some footy celebratory hangovers, however the keen hashers were advised that trail was marked on white chalk arrows (how original) and some shredded  paper, and Slag also warned that we were in for a brisk walk to complete the rather long course in an hour.   Off we went down the hill and across the park to the bridge where Tutti turned off, leaving Twisty and Rubber Dick to chase after the briskly walking pack.

After about an hour Defeatus arrived back to wait for Manu Manu who was not too far behind him.   Hashers gradually all arrived back saying it would have been better to have set the run in reverse so that the park (in the dark) section was up first, and the footpaths were at the end.  On a quick count we realized Twisty and RD were missing and it was decided that Defeatus would search on foot along the trail, and Slag would drive his mobile drink stop around some of the roads.   Happily Twisty and RD wandered in on their own a little later and we were all soon enjoying a drink and nibbles together.

The GM got the circle going and dragged the two hares out the front and Prickle Magnet said the trail was well marked except for the park where they couldn’t find any marks but still gave it a 5……..there was then a deduction of 2 for losing two hashers…..still a 3 out of 10 isn’t too bad!           Of course Twisty and RD had to be charged for getting lost in the dark night; Slag was charged for losing them and DQ was charged for not going out there to find them.     Returnees were Reflux and Manu Manu.

We all thoroughly enjoyed the yummy nosh of corned beef, veggies and white sauce, so thanks DQ for stepping up to the plate and holding the run in lieu of Nostrildumass

On, on,   Tutti

"The Shirt" returns

Super run in Stratford - run 2051
Quite a large group gathered at the home of our RA for this week's run. It is on chalk, the run splits into runners and walkers were the instructions. Off we went round the streets of Stratford where we have been a couple or more times before. Before long we came to a R and an arrow which was taken to be the runners split so the walkers meandered around looking for their trail, eventually finding trail the other side of the road. The walkers only had a short walk for, the reason for this will stay with the RA!!
Back a the circle and where Artful Dodger, from the UK, was welcomed as a visitor, Layback, Twisted Sista and Rubber were welcomed back as were Groper and Mole.
Charges were laid, including one for all POM's for some reason!!
The raffle was drawn and Prickle won a bottle of wine and then managed to pull Helmet's name out the box for the second prize!
Twisted was awarded the talking stick and Groper, Graduate and Spread'um were charged for something or other. Knock Back was farewelled, she is off round the country for a few weeks before returning to Switzerland.
The GM closed the circle and then the fun began. Mole decided that Defeatus had worn his yellow shirt just one too many times so attacked it and him, helped by Spread'um until the GM's shirt was in tatters!!
He wore part of round his head, Ninja style, and vowed "It will be BACK"
We hope not!!!

Nosh was superb as usual, thanks to Mrs Super Stalk once again!

Gov's Turn - run 2049
A good size pack turned up for Gov's run at Holloways Beach, surprising really since the 2050th celebrations were held at the weekend!
Off we went on a well marked trail around the suburb. Back at the circle a run report and a walker's report was given ending up with a score of 10 - what out of is anyone's guess.
Visitors Lost and Found and Half Cut were welcomed with a drink.
Charges were laid both from the weekend and tonight's run.
Thanks were extended to the committee for an excellent weekend away.
Nosh was served and it is on on to next week's run at the abode of Super Stalk.

2050th Celebration run
Click the photo below for all the photos of the fun at Innot Hot Springs

The GM does it! - run 2048
It was the turn of our illustrious GM, Defeatus, to hold a run. He chose a new venue in Macnamara Street and sent us away with the words "the trail was there and then it rained, the trail was there again and then it rained again, it is on shredded paper and Lost and Found style arrows," not a good omen!!
Off we went along Anderson Street and into the bush trail before the cemetery, out along the drain and that is where L&F came in to it, we lost trail, found trail and lost it again. Some turned back, some did follow trail all the way and some took a short-cut even though walking for over an hour!
Back in the circle the GM gave the run report, great run, best this year and awarded himself 10/10. Nostrildumass gave a walker's report, reported the run as sh.t and awarded 2/10.
Returnee's returned and the RA was charged for missing the chance to have heavy rain on the GM's run. Legless was a stand-in L&F charged with a run that mimicked his own - Lost and Found trail!!
The GM then, after giving a long speech, handed over to the RA for a naming. Simona is to be known hereafter, in Hash circles, as Knock Back.
KT was awarded the wank.. shirt by DQ for reasons known only to KT and DQ.
Nosh had been prepared by Teepee and was scrumptious as usual, even down to the decadent strawberries and dipping chocolate.

On on to the away weekend at Innot Hot Springs - HOTorNOT at Innot

Groper's Turn - run 2047

Master Farter's a Virgin Hare - run 2046

A fair size bunch met in Whitfield for Master Farter's first run as a Hare. The run is set on chalk, there is a runner's and a walker's run, they do cross and the walker's is set on white chalk and the runner's on pink. Off we went following a well marked walkers trail until the markings gave up. No worries Master Farter arrived with the drink stop and set us off again in the right direction. Along roads we went and then along a drain. The runners did not do as well, losing trail - pink chalk does not show up in the dark, they missed the drink stop and ended up back at the keg.
Charges followed including one for W.A.W. for letting his car alarm go off not once but twice. Bit hard as he came with KT and did not bring his car!!
Slag managed to get rid of the SHIRT to DQ and the talking stick to someone else, don't ask me who!

Farcanal returned and Ivan and Debbie came for the first time.

Nosh that followed was the best rissoles this side of the black stump, salad and bread rolls. Well done MF but stay away from the pretty pink chalk next time!!


Slag's run in Edmonton - run 2045
No GM or AssGM tonight, no Mole either so we had to make do with the RA as stand in GM!!
The hare said the run was on chalk with no hills, no shiggy and no water and surprisely he was telling the truth! Off we went on a very well marked run/walk around the suburb.
Back at the keg the hare was down downed in the usual way after a run report and walkers report, some complicated maths and a score I cannot remember!
Simona was welcomed as visitor after letting everyone know she was not a virgin! Other charges followed and the circle wrapped up pretty quickly so we could then enjoy lovely bread rolls, roast beef and pork and salads. Thanks Slag.
On on to Master Farter's virgin hare run next week.

Not Yet at Home - run 2044

A large bunch of hashers made there way up the mountain to the home of Not Yet and No Knickers. Well, some took longer to get there than others but that is a later story!
The run was on chalk so off we went, up and down hills through the suburb, some huge houses to oooh over. The run split so the walkers went on their way ably led by Slag until we came to some bush near the railway line, we lost trail so being the hashers we are we made it up and eventually found our way back, past Mr Spock's house and back to Not Yet's

The hare was down-downed after Chopper had given his run report, having asked if we score low or high Chopper sat on the fence and awarded a score of 5.

Manu Manu and Far Canal were returned and it all got a bit much for our GM who spent a bit of time sitting down in the circle while the rabble continued.

MOFL was charged for getting a Court and a Place mixed up and sending Nostridumass off on scenic drive to Brinsmead. Apparently a harriette did the same thing and I quote from this Harriette "If anyone asks you what's the difference between a Close and a Place... tell them about 10km"

Royal T told an appalling joke and nosh was served, very tasty, thanks Not Yet and No Knickers.


W.A.W. in Manunda - run 2043

A pack of 30 turned up at the well-used Blantyre Close abode of our esteemed Wait a while. A jolly and vocal lot they were too.
Out the back gate we spilled and into immediate confusion. A 360 degree check.
So many ways to go few people actually checking.  Surprise, surprise the trail went a surprising way....up the giant drain that runs alongside W.A.Ws abode. And a jolly steep step down into the drain it was too.
The trail meandered here and there and next thing we knew the trail was run  and plaintive calls of DUNNO, the gate. The erstwhile Dunno had stayed behind to helpfully cook the onions and snags for nosh but open the back gate he did.
McTaf’s run report was full of all the usual great urban run. full of views of peoples bathroom windows and the smell of dinners cooking. Some of it was true most of it wasn’t but that’s a run report for you. However a mighty 2 out of 10 was achieved by the hare so all’s right with the world.
Stand in G.M. 49er welcomed returnees:  Super, Stroker, Not Yet, Chopper and Swampy.
Visitors welcomed: Goesdown, TinyTool, MCTAF AND bettyBoop.
DQ promptly charged Weed and TuttiFrutti for starting their own circle(rightly so..)No dissenting in Hash.
Betty charged herself for failing to do the trail and Dancing Queen owned up and charged herself for the same.
Master Farter was charged for something to do with springing up some part of a monkey , or it could be springing up a tree like a monkey, maybe.
W.A.W charged 49er for failing to recognize visiting GMS who promptly took a drink.
W.A.W also charged STROKER for moaning to him about making sure the trail wasn’t too taxing as he (Stroker) had already walked the dog that day.
Kotey charged Super with  a very noticable Media Tart award and how right she was too. Very noticable indeed.
mcTaf charged Weed for failing to inform the hash pack about certain lurking dangers and Not Yet was charged with Viagra abuse.oooh, painful.

Awards were not awarded as they have gone missing and Super and Swampy won the raffle prizes but had to fight over the one prize. Graduate did win the low profile award and Weed won the Pro look alike award for impersonating Pro’s sitting down in the circles abilities. A rowdy and heckle filled circle but fun all the same. Thanks W.A.W.
Notes courtesy:  BettyBoop.


49er at Freshwater - run 2042

The run is on shredded paper, toilet paper and chalk said the Hare as she got us away from the keg at the Freshwater Swimming Hole.  Off along the parkland next to the units we went, so far so good.  The bush got denser and denser and there were trip hazards in the form of vines and wire but over them all we climbed.  Down steep slopes and back up the other sides we went with a bit of help from some of the hashers.  Trail seemed to come to an abrupt halt so we back tracked and once again found trail.  Along the top of Freshwater Creek we went and then trail disappeared again, Defeatus found it, through the creek, the other alternative was over the high railway bridge of the Kuranda line.  No way for either for a few hashers, including this scribe so it was a walk up to the road and back to the keg.
Once back the rest of the walkers and the runners arrived and the circle commenced without the hare, who was nowhere to be seen.  We had a stand-in Hare for the down down and then charges commenced.  The Hare arrived back and the circle continued.
More charges were laid and the charged group went on growing. WAW and Tutti were welcomed back, thanks were extended to Fiddler for hosting Saturday night and the raffle was drawn.

The Run Board is getting a bit sparse so if you haven't done a run recently see Royal T and put your name down - no names no runs!!!!

Full Moon Run - run 2041
A merry band of some 28 or so hashers met at Fiddler's abode at Holloways Beach to celebrate the full moon. We were soon off on the walk along the scrubland bordering the beach then around the suburb including walking through a couple's garden - oops! Weed called first drink stop and it was - back at Fiddler's! Off again through more bushland with signs pointing out the various bushes, trees and birds - who said Hashers were uneducated?
Back at Fiddler's and the circle got underway with a eye looking out for the rising moon. Down to the beach and Dunno used his boy scout skills and got a fire going (with a little - lot - of help? from others) Koty produced some very fine nibbles which we all enjoyed.
The circle continued with the hare being charged for the excellent run, various other charges followed including one for Dancing Queen for actually having a birthday today.
Mole led the charge down to the beach to watch the moon rise.... and then back when the moon did not oblige!
Nostrildamous charged someone or something?? Back down onto the beach as the moon rose over the mountains/low clouds.
The camp fire burned and some hashers sat around it while others went back to the house and the keg.
Dunno was busy cooking while Mole was preparing salads at breakneck speed. Nosh was soon served, a lovely spread of meats, fried onions and salads.

A lovely run, wonderful food, great company and a full moon - what more could we want?

A big thank you for those who worked hard to put on this wonderful run, Fiddler, Mole, Koty, Weed and many others.


Hashy Birthday Prickle Magnet - run 2040

Well what else do you do on your birthday but host a run. Somme 22 hashers turned up to Forest Gardens to help Prickle celebrate her birthday, even Rubber Dick & Twisted Sister found their way there. After instructions from the assistant trail setter (Me-Helmet) the pack set off eagerly to try out the short cut /long way round that had been set for them. What they discovered was that the short cut was in fact longer as it involved crossing a cane train bridge. Sucked In! Most hashers made it to the drink stop apart from Twisted & Rubber who I can only presume were side tracked by each others company, either that or their hashing skills are a bit rusty.
Back at the venue after some nibbles GM Defeetus called the circle to order and called the hare up for a drink twice (once for her Birthday). Main charges were Dunno for thinking we had a new Hasher called Rip Curl, Spread Em for having her picture on the back of a bus and scaring all the little kids and me. Dancing/Diary/Drama Queen for not even attempting to go on the run, Mole` for wreaking Prickles New car by pulling the door handle off when she went with me to the drink stop, and others that I cant remember.
Returnees and Visitors were Twisted Rubber & Write Off. The Stig made a brief appearance but was not summed up for a charge as he was being kept busy with all the Harriettes popping in to see him. One was heard to remark “That’s the closest I’ve been to a man with my knickers round my ankles for years” with a silly grin on her face!
Nosh consisted of Beef & Beer Cobbler, also served up in Gluten free, Vegetarian Pasta and of course Birthday Cake. All in all a good time was had by everyone.
On On Helmet

PS I forgot to mention about Slag (Old age shit creeping up on me) as you can see from the pictures he was the most awarded person on the night, because almost at the end of the run he walked straight into a Keep Left sign, I did not se it personally but was told it was one of those “if only I had been filming it moments”

Mole in Smithfield - run 2039

A band of Hashers, determined to be brave and merry, met on a building site windswept straight from Mawson’s Hut in Antarctica. It was Molè’s run and she started the proceedings with recognition of the traditional owner of the site, namely Superstalk. Amid encouragements of “get control; get control”, Defeatus lapsed into a “Shut the f… up; Shut the f… up” rhythm, which only encouraged the masses. It is lonely at the top, as they say; or is it the corollary about cream rising to the top. Whatever, he was talking to those who personally didn’t give a f……
It was touching to see TeePee helping Pro across every road and intersection, after he came back from the dead to join us again. We have an awesome responsibility to look after those who can’t look to the right and look to the left.  Being now revered, Pro was asked to give a run report and gave it 1.5, a guesstimate unchallenged by the more nimble in our midst. Defeatus was on about Breakaway Circles again, and really went into La La Land when he romanced about Harriettes trying to get into his pants, amidst groans of derision from Snyce,  Mofl, Spreadum, 49er, and all the other Harriettes too numerous to mention.
Handbrake returned for a Down Down, as did Pro, who basked in the attention until Koty started on about, “He didn’t pay last week”.  Nostradumarse came all the way from suburban Cooktown again and protested that he was a regular. 
Koty was charged for giving gratuitous advice on the run, as was Spreadum and Fuckenell. Dunno and Wait a While for talking in the circle. Kneetrembler for sitting in the dark in a recess sheltered from the wind. Nomi for not talking for once. 49er for being 49er as couldn’t think of any charges.
49er finally remembered to bring the hash shirt even though Royal T has put it out every week for her, and she gave it to Nostradumarse for being Nostradumarse.  
Weed did a great job of providing an ideal Hash setting with a burning brazier, a truck for leaning against, and just-right BBQ steaks.  Molè provided some interesting salads with crunchy bits and chocolate gluten-free cake to die for. A most enjoyable evening and a return to the old style Hash nights.  

Retard's Run - run 2038
A cool night, a long run, a visit by Noltrildamous, a Pro "attention seeking stunt" and an usually quiet bunch of Hashers was tonight's run.
Lovely Nosh from TeePee.

Dancing Queen & Reflux - run 2037

Score of -0.2 for run
arguments and charges over 'artism'
Royal T looks like/ lookalike defetus
GM diagnosed as loopy
pool water warm
retard finally charged with something
DQ looking for tenants for her tent/guestroom
49er and retard wine raffle winners
reflux renamed unofficially to refux
bike hash rehash
fullmoon rehash
25th anniversary hash announcement
 a hymn for heavy
suggested support for sister kennel
very well received nosh
notes from mASSta


Snyce in Redlynch - run 2036
A very small band of hashers were either brave enough or silly enough to venture out to Redlynch for Snyce's run. It was wet, not only was it wet it was very, very wet!!
No trail 'cos Dunno reckoned it had been washed away - oh yeh!! Maps were provided and off we went, great fun trying to hold a torch, an umbrella and a map and work out where we were going. Out along the Redlynch roads we went. Past St Andrew's school and turned into Michelangelo Drive, up there and turn right said the map then left into Shaw Road. Along Shaw Road and eventually to Harvey Road, not for the walkers, back along the railway line we came, crossed over the paddock and short cutted back to the circle.
Retard gave the walkers report and scored 7 and a half out of ten. Super gave a lovely version of the runners run which included a swollen creek complete with dead bodies swirling past and dead cows with their feet in the air. I told you it was raining!
Charges were laid including the whole pack for not following trail. Pro was charged for standing in the circle. A charge he moaned and whinged about!
Nosh was a nice hot pasta dish, just what we needed on a cold wet night. Thanks Snyce.

TP at TP's - run 2035
A small group of hashers met at TP's home at Kewarra Beach. Retard soon had us on our way with instructions that the run was on shredded paper, no deep rocky drains and no shiggy!! Oh yeh, this hasher had inside knowledge that the run went down into the creek bed BUT there was a way around it to meet up with trail. Off we went, came to the creek bed and many of us walkers went the "way around" Under the highway we went, along banks of drains, much the annoyance of wallaby that bounded down the drain next to us. Eventually back to the keg and TP was down downed even though she tried to insist it was Retard's run.
The circle got underway with visitors Bo Peep and Juggler and returnee Bernie who was sporting a purple, sparkly plaster caste having broken her wrist during the dangerous sport of gardening. Pro was charged for sitting in the circle, as usual, but the time he excelled himself by sitting in the hot tub!
Charges were laid and the guilty ones were treated to a drink. 49er began a very protracted game of catch the tit - some sort of bonding session maybe?
Bernie was named, she will, for evermore, go by the name of Crackpot. Tutti Fruitie's birthday was celebrated by a melodious chorus of Hashy Birthday.
Tasty nosh was eaten, topped off by home made birthday cake from Tuttie. A great night!!

Legless - at Greenslopes Street - run 2034

A frantic SMS from Legless at 7.30am changing the venue of tonight’s hash from a park with no shelter to the old stand-by of the BBQ area in Greenslopes Street.  A quick change to the web page while Legless continued letting other hashers know.  Something worked as a merry band of hashers turned up at the right place.
Away we went, the run marked on chalk – all washed away and now marked, apparently, with strips of bed sheets from Legless’ bed!!  Original to say the least!  A map was provided and this hasher kept with those who could see the map without glasses!!
Through the gardens we went, past the Lakes resort, over the railway line, diced with death over the highway and settled down to walk along part of the cycle path on the new airport connection road at the end of Lake Street.  Back over the highway, over the million dollar German bridge and back to the keg through the muddy pathways at the base of Mt Whitfield.

Back at the keg the circle eventually got underway after Defeatus had administered to a backpacker who was not very well. An ambulance was called and with the backpacker safely in the hands of the paramedics the circle commenced.

Legless was down-downed in the usual way. Crunchy Crack was welcomed as a visitor and Master Farter, Far Canal, Graduate and Reflux were welcomed as returnees.

Charges were laid including a charge for Legless from Pro for not having directional arrows on her map, not really hard Pro as we were told which direction to head off in and it was a circular route!!

Spread 'em was charged for spreading herself over the back of a bus and a lively rendition of "The Hash Waltz" was laa-laad LAAAD by us all.

The "shirt" was presented to Retard - why not!! Guv is still apparently enjoying the wooden stick and I am not sure what happened to the t.t as the last I saw of it was 49er throwing it at Koty.

Nosh was bit of a problem as Legless had not provided plates, some hashers had their own and Mole came to the rescue with mini plates disguised as plastic cups. Nosh was tasty and soon finished and another hash run came to an end.