Next Runs
Heavenly Harriettes
Cairns Royal Bike Hash

Our Early Runs - 1979 to 1984

Oops Returns in the run of the decade - run 2367

Helmet & Prickle - run 2366

Fiddler -  run 2365

Tribute to Tutti Fruitie - run 2364

We all met at the home of Twisted Sister in down-town Edge Hill.  We were joined by Tutti Fruitie's daughter and granddaughter in a fitting tribute to our fellow hasher and dear friend Tutti Fruitie who passed away recently. On on Tutti.

Bullseye!!  Run 2361

Pub Run - run 2360

Slag's turn - run 2359

Boom n Bust's Bayview Low St Run - run 2358

The weather was moderate and we arrived keen to have a lovely walk/run around the Bayview hills.  Guv said he enjoyed the run, up and down and awarded 3.2.  Red Rocket also enjoyed hearing the sound of the curlews and the sound of the water,3.0.

Returnees and visitors:  Pro,  Guv,  Bullseye.

Raffle winners were Prickle Magnet (w) and Kotex (red) again!!!  Some even said it really was a 'rigtheraffle; raffle.

Charges ensued.   Red Rocket didn't want to be rooted - think she was referring to the tree roots on trail:   Bullseye wore a jumper:   The Hare called Spreadem, Donna:   Betty Boop for acting like an Italian Tenor singing a down-down song:   Twisted Sister for sitting in the circle:   TFT was charged for something which BB accepted instread.:   Helmet for ironing his Hash shirt:   Bulleye for thinking is was cold enough to wear her Oslo hash shirt.  

Awards:  Wooden item to Nom-de-Plume for trying to hit Wait-a-while with it last Monday:  NoKnicker is keeping the other 'item' because she is living alone at the moment!    Betty Boop for trying to take charge of the meet - have no idea what this means.

The GM needs to know approximate numbers to arrange a Hash Ball on Friday, 3rd September, 2021, so let MacTaff know asap please.

Next week's run is from 5 Zechaen Close, Bentley Park (Slag's house)

Great nosh BoomnBust and cheerful company, as usual, and it is on, on to next Monday.



Spreadem at the Knob - run 2357

Mole - run 2356

Not Yet's Earlville Adventure - run 2355

A cool but enjoyable afternoon for a run and the Run Report from Sieman Feeder stated that it was a good night for a run, well marked but lucky she didn't know about the two arrow hints ??? and it was really long 9.9 (The remark from someone was 'Bull excreta)

Mole's walker's report said it was good except they were taken UP the hill to start and it was a false trail - should have followed the really slow walkers Mole, they went down and found arrows, even called 'ON'.  1.2         The GM totalled it all to 10/10.

Visitors and Returnees:  Sieman Feeder:  Flesh:  Gold Digger:  Mistress:  Spreadem:  Kneetrembler:  Pecker:  Kotex.

Raffles:  Helmet and Flesh

Charges:  The Orange Shirt Gang Mole, Helmet, Tutti Fruitti and Noknickers:   Kotex for causing a biker to run into a bollard:  Flash from Royal Melbourne HHH along with Betty Boop and McTaff:  Pro for crossing against the lights even while two policemen looked on - Slag accepted the charge as Pro seemed to have disappeared at the time::  Boopy tried to charge Flesh for not singing a punishment song but it was reversed because Royal Melbourne HHH don't sing songs!!!!:   Pro for having gone to Maccas for a drink (saints preserve us, whatever will happen next!):  Pro (he really was in trouble) was chg for calling Spreadem 49er:  Nom-de-plume for having struck Helmet with a 'large object' last Monday: Small silver tem to  NoKnickers for only coming to her husbands run:  Pro for turning up with a $1,000 note for hash cash (wot the!):   Tutti for having had another birthday.

We all enjoyed a great nosh prepared by Not Yet, and Tutti brought along some birthday fruit cake to share.   On, on to Supa's run next Monday at Value Homes yard on Mulgrave Road - yes, you have been dobbed in Supa!



Prickle Magnet - run 2354

Shale Street Shuffle - run 2353

The GM asked everyone to be upstanding but Not Yet declined as he needed to sit down after carrying the drinks to the run!  As usual Tutti Fruitti (the aged one) was permitted to sit in the circle.  Eventually the circle business started with Pecker’s run comments of “No rain, no topless women, …..”  Pro’s run report was that it was dark, wet and scary running through the bush with Mole, but well marked….7/10.  Witch Angel’s walkers report said “dark, miserable and wet but a good walk…6/10.  Sooooo, you may believe whoever you like!

Returnee:   Farcanel:   Sodonme.          Raffles:   Mole (white)   Wait-a-While (red)

Charges:  The RA for the rain.   Nom-de-Plume for setting shithot run.   Kotey for standing in the middle of the road saying “that’s stupid”.   Pro for running in amongst the walkers.   Wait-a-While for leading hashers up the wrong way,  Nom-de-Plume for sharing the potato salad with the floor (grass and concrete).  Mole a new award for how to fix anxieties. (however, I’m not sure just what it was).   Pecker for not completing the down-down song.  Then a classic Boopy, charge to Nom-de-Plume for the “riceless, gincident, hipsident and spudcident” (for spilling the potato salad).

Thanks to Nomi for a good run and nosh, and no rain!  On, on to next week’s run from Prickle Magnet and Helmet’s house in Melia Close,  Forest Gardens.



Committee run Bungalow Hotel - run 2352

It was a dark, wet and windy evening as the intrepid hashers set off into ‘the wild black yonder’ for a Committee run in the Bungalow Hotel area of town.   Kotex and Tutti drove around and around looking for a suitable spot to set up a drink stop away from the rain.   The hashers arrived and were very appreciative of the nibbles Koty has prepared and then the assistant GM held a short circle.

Returnees:  Pro;  Mistress.

Run Report from Mole was that she was surprised there wasn’t more shiggy even though some was found around the road works, but it was a good run so 5/10.

Walkers Report from Slag was that really umbrellas were not required, even though most of the harriettes were carrying them.  Good that no-one got lost and the nibbles were great so 4/10

Charges from the run:    Lemming chg look-a-like Wait-a-While (instead of himself) for having gone to the Balaclava Hotel instead of the Bungalow and waited there for the hashers to turn up..(silly boy).   Nom-de-Plume for whispering to the hare about a two-way check and an On on arrow going wrong way???  Mistress for trying to follow painted survey arrows!!!

We all adjourned to the Bungalow, collected out meals and drinks and enjoyed much conversation and laughs after that…..thanks to the Committee for a good run.

Next weeks run will be from Samuel Christensen Park on Shale Street – turn off at Cool Waters caravan park, pass by that and find Shale Street.  Nom-de-Plume is setting the run.

On, on,


Fiddler's Mulgrave Road Run - run 2351

It was good to see everyone turn up at this different address for a ‘Fiddler’s Run’ but the Hare’s instructions were quite involved, in fact she even issued a few print-outs of the Run so that we wouldn’t get lost in this unusual and interesting area.

Returnees:  Fiddler,  Lemming,  Betty Boop,  McTaff,  Spreadem,  Guv, Witch Angel, Tutti, and Slag who has just returned for the far West.

The GM, (McTaff for Pro) asked for a Run Report from Betty Boop who said she thought that Fiddler had outdone herself in setting such a good run in new streets of the area…..10/10.      The walkers report from Guv said five completed the whole run, but there were many short cutters…..6/10,

Charges:   Wait-a-While for being nearly run over by a motorbike policemen.   Spreadem for setting off the  bank’s alarm.    Pecker for talking a lot and hugging the wall of the bank…wot, the!    McTaff for persistently stealing Betty Boop’s torch lit trail findings.    To shortcutters…Slag and Not Yet.  The GM charged Not Yet (the Hash booze) for not having any black beer in the grog.  LoProfile award to Prickle Magnet,  Helmet, Kneetrembler.     Spreadem and Witch Angel for incessantly talking in the circle.   Wait-a-While for the worst joke ever re Kneetrember’s tooth ache.    Kotex for talking behind the GM’s back in the circle.

Awards:  Slag presented the medium sized item to Kotex for messing up the raffle draw..    He then gave a gift to the GM of a can of Emu Beer from WA.

Not Yet presented the ‘Wanker shirt’ to Spreadem because she forgot to hand over all of the ice-boxes to him for refilling.

Kneetrembler was going to present the enormous item to Fiddler for having stopped the traffic while setting the run on Sunday morning…….however, she was on the crossing at the time….so he presented it to Lemming for using his phone during the circle.

On, on to next week’s run at the Bungalow Hotel where it will cost you $15.00 for a meal and one drink, plus the circle doings.



Not Yet - run 2350

Pecker's Turn - run 2349

Witch Angel's Holiday Run - run 2348

Instructions on the web site said the Run was to start at the southernmost BBQ area at Holloways Beach, however as it was the Labour Day Holiday many men/women, and their dog or dogs, children and relatives were gathered in that area -mainly because it is near the sanded play area for the children and also because the toilets are handy.  Soooo, the astute hashers had to go seeking the alternative which was the next BBQ area along the beach.   A bit awkward for parking anywhere near there for the Hare having to carry nosh in, and for Pecker to bring the ice boxes in.  

The Hare told us all to head back along the beach toward the first BBQ because that was where we would actually find trail clearly marked with white arrows.  

On our return 'home' Pecker grabbed some hashers to help bring in the drinks which were placed sort of behind the tables because at least 3 police cars had cruised on passed a couple of times but they were evidently looking for some guy who wanted to go and swim with the crocs and stingers far along the beach.   The GM asked Super to give the run report and he said it was a nice flat run so that was what he did, run! 6.  Gold Digger stated that the walkers found it to be very pleasant and well marked with 'chark arrows' (that is right chark - it is that american/canadian accent which really should read chalk - hey you probably guessed that ay) and they had worked up a thirst. Awarded a 4.    The GM said that was 10/20.

Visitors:   Marion             Returnees:  Twisted Sista,  Pro and Tutti Fruitti

Charges:WaitaWhile for being confused about the start of the run:    Kotex for not checking properly:   Pecker for being late with the grog.     With so few charges it must indicate we were all very well behaved!

Awards:   Twisty had the very large item so presented it to Pecker for being late with the grog.

Raffle:  Nom-de-Plume (W)     Dancing Queen (R)

Its on, on to Pecker's run next week at 165 McManus Street, EdgeHill (Manunda)  

Value added Superstalk - run 2347

Mole at Home - run 2346
A very large pack turned up for a Wet wet and wet run. R A did agreat job and held off the rain while we were on the run. Considering the dog set the run it was amazing !! Lots of shiggy and of course went through the dog park but there were no dogs. Wallabies even got wet. Then the best nosh we've had all year.  Charges everywhere and tooooo many to remember.

Gold Digger at the Knob - run 2345

No notes or photos.

Our Dance in Bentley Park on DQ's Run - run 2344

Yes, it was Easter Monday and so only a valiant few arrived ready to walk/run on trail set by DQ and Gold Digger.   Kotex said she enjoyed the walk down passed the PCYC, etc and the company was good so 4/10. Slag said it was the worst set trail yet because the arrows, although huge, were tooooo far apart to follow and so the GM deducted 3.  Plugger was the first runner back saying how hot she was…..Oh really!!!

Visitors and returnees:   Plugger;   Lost and Found;   Gold Digger:

Charges:   Lostie chg Kotex for her continual talking all the way on the run:    Gold Digger chg Guv for taking most of the hot cross buns:   Kotex chg. DQ from the Harriettes run because she got home and thought she had left her bag at Koties – must have been all that champers we consumed – fortunately she had her keys in her pocket:     No more charges because we were all so well behaved!

Awards:  DQ gave the little silver award to BT for having to ask for a bottle opener – I mean, what is wrong with using your teeth!:   She also had the long wooden item which was awarded to Slag because he is a dickhead!  (Note:  we may never see this item again as he is heading for the wild, wild, west next week  - happy travels Slag!

Raffles:  Losty won a HHH Calendar,   so did Plugger.  DQ won the white wine.

On on to Gold Digger’s run from the northern end of Yorkey’s Knob beach next week.



Fiddler's "by the sea" run - run 2343

The Hare said that the run was well marked and she tried to set it across the new bridge over to Machans Beach but found that it wasn't yet completed.........trail marked on flour mainly but nearer to home you will find shredded paper.  Out the gate and along the beach front to  start.........lovely!     Pecker's runners report reckoned it was a good run and well marked and awarded a 3/10.      Dancing Queen's report said she was stunned and amazed by all the back alleys of Holloway's Beach but there wasn't an 'on the beach run' so 2/10.   Mole who had by this time sampled the dip on the table said an extra 1 point for the excellent sweet potato dip!          The choir then combined to sing two different songs for the Hare!

Returnees:    Fiddler:   Write Off (minus Puggley)

Charges:  Super was charged with starting the run late but still managed to arrive home first:   DQ for bringing many masks 'just in case':   Write off for not having a torch on the run, however a comment was made that his shirt was bright enough:    Mole for wanting to be charged for something or anything:

Awards:   BT gave the POW cap to Write Off for not saying hello!?!     She gave the large wooden item to DQ - just because:    Fiddler presented the small metal item to DQ for some reason:    Naughty Helmet said he brought the 'Shirt' in the car but failed to wear it on the run so has retained it for another week!

Raffle:    Pro won 3 cans of beer.      BT won 1 can.

There endeth the lesson and it is On, On to Dancing Queen's Run from 3 Capricorn Street, Bentley Park, next Monday.



Wait-A- While's run in the 'Burbs - run 2342

The GM called us to ‘form a circle’ and warned that there would be no sitting in the circle – that it because he was never allowed to sit during a circle when he wasn’t the GM !???!   

Supa gave the run report saying that it was lovely, but ‘draining’ walk to start with, however only a few hashers actually ran right along the drain while the pack wandered along the road – evidently they had some prior advice re how difficult it would be to get out of the drain at the end.  The pack were rather scared of the dogs encountered and also just a low score because the trail actually crossed at one place…..2/10

Prickle’s walker’s report said that the extra arrows were confusing, and at one point there was a dreadful smell……..probably other walkers that didn’t make it out of the drain!!!!!  5/10

Returnee:     BT;   Gold Digger:    Just Fun:    .

Charges:  Pecker for seeming to take wrong trail.   The former RA for not taking care of his flock.

Wait-a-While for inviting a new pet (rat) along.   The rest of us must have behaved because no more charges came forth, or even fifth!

Awards:  Helmet had the ‘Shirt’ but he decided to keep it until next week because it was still clean and definitely not sweaty enough to ‘donate’ to anyone.      PoW cap to BT for whatever.  The wooden (slender) item to BT also, mainly because she was already out the front of the circle.

Raffle:   Kotex and Wait-a-While    very appropriate.   

Happy Birthday to Kotex during last week…….hope you had a fun time!

On,on to next weeks run from 71 Casuarina Street,  Holloways Beach (Fiddler’s house)



Not Yet's Ides of March Run - run 2341

A very humid evening for a walk/run around the parks and roads of Earlville but off the pack went up the hill (as was the norm) only to be called ‘on back’ by Twisty and Tutti who had opted for the down hill start of the run.   Kneetrembler, who incidentally arrived late as usual, said it was an enjoyable walk.  5/10.     Kotex said it was well marked 4/10.  Some walkers wandered along the creek seeking a way to get back to the road but had to retrace their steps and noted Farcanel wandering on his own on the other side of the creek.    He said he was on trail, just a bit behind everyone else as he had lost his shoe in the creek crossing and he had to find it and put it back on……….just as well the crocs can’t get up that creek I reckon.

Virgin:   Jodie                     Returnees:  Farcanel

Charges:   Slag chg Dancing Queen,  Prickle Magnet,  Twisted Sista and Tutti Ftuitti for shortcutting.  Mole made the comment that the Harriettes were ‘leaders of the pack’ on trail to the creek crossing…..’beaten by the women’ was the comment!   Kotex chg Burn and Bust for having set the run last week from driving around in a Mercedes!!! (I thought he did it on a bicycle) however, Kotex had received a personal message on her phone regarding this matter.

POW to Kneetrembler for being late. 
Large item to Twisty as a reward for making Tutti walk further

Raffle:     Mole (white)   Not Yet  (red)

Next week’s run at Wait-a-While’s home in Blantyre Close,  Manoora (West Cairns)

On, on,


Boom 'n Bust Bayview Run - run 2340

The Hare advised that the trail was set on yellow and white chalk however the examples he had drawn were only in yellow…….can he be trusted???  We were told to go ‘out the front and turn right, but if you found a circle with an arrow in it, go back’…wot the!

This was the duly elected GM’s first run as last week’s Run in Forest Gardens was blown away by a cyclone which we were possibly going to get on the Tuesday.   However Pro donned the top hat and took charge of the Circle.

Supa’s run report was that he arrived and no-one was there (that’s because he was late) so he looked about a bit and found trail and it wasn’t very long before he caught up with the pack at the drink stop.  3/10.    Tutti’s walker’s report was brief much like the distance that she and Twisty wandered around, however they did enjoy the chatter and little stroll in the parkland, soooo 5.5/10          8.5/20 was the result…..well done BnB.

Charges:  Kotey for wearing the ‘Shirt’ inside out on the run:  The Hare for being ambidextrous in marking trail backward and forward across the street.  He was also chg for putting a painted arrow at one spot….definitely a no, no:   Prickle Magnet for doing her best to bring the prickles in from the footpath………Mole was included in this charge for bringing them in on her feet!:   Helmet for obviously having yelled so much in Prickle’s ear that she had to have her eardrum repaired!!!!!:    Gold Digger was accused by the GM for boasting that she was a connoisseur of wine and had to take a down,down from a bottle having a label dated 1995 Hash Vintage…..think it tasted like sour wine should:    Kotex because she got a screw on Saturday (in her jaw for ‘that tooth’ which will forevermore be known as her Kurrimine tooth.)

Awards:    Large item was awarded to Boom’n Bust having been spotted setting the run while riding a bicycle.     The ‘shirt’ awarded to Helmet for actually turning up ready to go on the run last week (in the cyclone).    The cap awarded to Boom’nBust for setting a good, but hot and long, (according to Witch Angel) run.

Raffles:   Dancing Queen (red)     Kneetremble (white)

On, on to next week’s run from 11 Granadilla Drive,  Earlville – Not Yet’s



Bullseye at the Lake - run 2339
No notes or photos

Kneetrmber's run and 20121 AGPU - run 2338

This warm weather has thrown us some strange extremes this Wet season and today was no exception………very muggy then a heavy shower for about 15 minutes to leave us with the hot and steamy aftermath!   Ah, the tropics! 

The stoic hash group were told by KT that he had set the run mainly on chalk but then a shower came and virtually wiped that out so he had to reset it with shredded paper but it would be an interesting run……well, that is what he said.  Visiting Trinity GM, Gangbang, said he had understood the run directions and it was a good run 5/10.  Guv, for the walkers, agreed it was a good run 4/10.

Returnees: Virgins: Visitors – Farcanal, Gangbang, Big Bazza, Bullseye, NoNickers.

Charges:  Mole (Bullseye was stuntdoublestandin for a few minutes) for arguing with others Harriettes as to if the large item could be stuck onto the rocks:   Not Yet and No Nickers for being late:  Misinformed and Uninformed Chopper for not knowing about the item and what it could do???:   Gangbang for running and upstaging the locals.   Not Yet for being chivalrous:  (Not many Hashers are accused of this I must say):  Gold Digger for again saying that she forgot to bring her swim suit.

Awards:   Large item to Wait-a-While for low profile.   Shirt to Kotex for stealing Gangbangs chair.  Betty Boop received a late charge for wearing the Shirt inside out on the run – Spreadem also for committing the same crime last week.

Special presentation of a shirt was made to Wait-a-While by Farcanel it was actually originally presented to him in1987 on a magical mystery tour of the Tablelands, Mt Malloy, etc  where he was actually named.  Well done to both of you!

Late Charge to Big Bazza, Guv, Paula and Bullseye, for going down – not sure just where or when.

Raffles:   Guv and Gold Digger.



2021 AGPU - Election of Officers

Outgoing GM, Slag, thanked everyone for helping him during his two year term as GM and the 2020 committee was ‘out the front’ for a photo:-

Kotex, Tutti Fruitti, Mole, McTaff, Not Yet, Spreadem Supa Stork – (absentees 49er, Helmet, Pecker, Mofl.

Mole gave an outline of the Financial position and presented a copy of the ‘books’ for the perusal of those present.

KT then called for nominations to fill the committee positions for the coming year:-

After much to-ing and fro-ing and discussion Pro was nominated for the position of GM.  He said he would only accept if he had at least two Assistant GM’s because he was planning to make a few trips away over the coming year so would be away from Cairns from time to time.  The results of the ongoing discussions over the positions are listed on the  Mis-Management page.

Our new GM took the floor and commented on the inequality of gender in our group and commented, once again, of the need to attract younger males and females to the group.  

The Trinity GM, Gangbang, outlined the coming year for Trinity HHH and said he would like to see more combined functions,  e.g. maybe a Spring Ball early in September and other get-togethers.    They are putting up their Tuesday night fee to $13 and Pub Runs will now be $20 per person.    Also they are planning for their 2200 Run sometime in June this year.

Nosh was then served and so it’s on, on, to next week’s run.


Weeds Kewarra Run - run 2337

Many instructions were issued for the runners/walkers and Chopper’s Run Report mentioned “out the front and on to the creek crossing, and the walkway and it was the best marked run but I’m not telling anyone that”  9/10 HOWEVER most of us knew this was all pie in  the sky because Chopper did not actually DO the run.  Fiddler’s report was, “out the front and eventually trying to choose a direction to cross the creek.  Went through water and mud, down a walkway toward the beach to the drink stop, then along the beach and up through the bush on a slippery track…7/10

Returnees and Visitors:  (Not so chatty)Andrew:   Fiddler:   Guv;   Weed.  (Not Yet took a drink for Weed because he was busy in the kitchen.   Just like that Hash song  Mole often sings for all of us.

Charges:   Spread’em for appearing on the back of a bus that passed the walkers:   Pecker for turning up with a $50 note for Kotex:   Prickle for telling everyone that Helmet was not feeling himself ???:   Paula for getting the right address tonight:    Not Yet for trying to charge the GM – well, the stuntdoublestandinGM Supa:   Prickle and Fiddler for trying to get lost:   Boopy for asking if Gold Digger needed a lift tonight when she only lives just up the road.   Gold Digger accused of not having had a shower since Aussie Day as she still had an Aussie flag sticker on her arm.

Awards:  Large article to Mole because she seems to enjoy having a lot of rubber things – or was that, thongs – around:    Shirt was given to Betty Boop for encouraging racing.

Raffles:  Chopper (W)  Guv (R)

The GM reminded us that it is the AGPU at Kneetrembler’s house next Monday so be there or be square!

Good night had by all and Sonny was certainly the “star” of the circle.



Twistie's Tropical Torrid run - run 2336

A very steamy, hot day but a good roll up of hashers to Twisted Sista’s house ready for a pleasant run/stroll and conversation.   Xtractit’s walk report was that it was a long run and ‘quite sweaty, probably 110 humidity, but along the grass most of the time, however no DS……so 3.5.’    However, new comer Kareena said it was like a Road Runner’s run in primary school 8.5 but the GM deducted 5 for the ghastly humidity.

Virgins:  Kareena and Paula.

Returnees:  Toni, Just Fun, KneeTrembler, Big Bazza, Nostrildumarse and Farcanel

Charges:   Gold Digger for alcohol abuse!!!:  Pro for staying cool in the pool:     Paula for waiting at the wrong house for HHH to start:   Pecker, Kotex and Prickle for sitting in the circle:   Everyone who arrived with only a $50 note for Kotex:   Kotex for trying to use them???:   Farcanel for leading Tutti ‘up the garden path:  Kotex for not giving Not Yet his change:   Paula for unleashing her hair into a halo:  Kotex for now owning a second new car since she has been treasurer….hmmm!

Note:   Hashers – as the treasurer does this work tirelessly and unpaid every week, and more, for all of us, it would be appreciated if you could bring the correct monies for the run each week ….. sometimes she has not been able to get to the bank to obtain enough cash (especially notes) to give you change for your large notes……thanks for your co-operation in this matter.

The hashy birthday song was sung for Fiddler (in her absence Wait-a-While stood in for her).    All (this term is lightly used) the Kiwi’s were given a down/down for Waitangi Day, well that was Tutti Fruitti and should-have-been Spreadem’but she was busy watching basketball I believe.

Awards:  The very large item to Kotex – she sure had enough reasons to get it!

The Cap to WitchAngel for being able to coax an 18 year old up for a dance and then not knowing what to do next!?  at Club 36.

Raffle:   Twisted Sista (white)   Knee Trembler (red)

The GM reminded that it is Trinity HHH AGPU tomorrow (Tuesday) night.

On, on to Weed’s run next week at Kewara Beach.



Koty @ Her Place - run 2335

Spreadem's Yorkeys Saunter-  run 2334

Quite a roll up of hashers to Spread’ems Run and a lot of chatter prevailed about this and that until the Hare gave instructions on the Run……”out the gate and across the road and as Guv set the run early this morning it will be well marked”.       Not Yet gave the run report about how trail was lovely going passed the golf course and there was no sand in the shoes as it went along the beach walk track and not on the beach….5/10 minus 2 as no drink stop.     Pecker said the run was OK but no checks, so 1/10.

Returnees and visitors:  Colin,  Karen,  Sodonme, DQ, Mistress and Not Yet.

Charges:  Gold Digger for wanting to shortcut:  Nommy for shortcutting:  Bullseye for her (rather nice) shorts with bobbles or tassels:   Betty Boop for ‘stealing’ a cooler:  Colin (our newby) for wearing new shoes but Gold Digger took the charge because she didn’t warn him:   Chopper for disobeying Spread’ems rule of no glass in the pool – he wore his prescription glasses:  Boom and Bust for using phone on the run:  Mistress for complaining about not having any JamesBoag, however she hadn’t checked because there was some tonight!:

Report from Dancing Queen, honorary GM of Babinda arm of HHH.

McTaff gave lots of details re the Australia Day tomorrow – be there or be square!

Spread’em, Harriettes GM, reminded all re the Harriettes run this Wednesday from Value Homes car park.

The Religious Adviser called us to order for the naming of Karen, who, when she first came to HHH talked incessantly, even sometime during the Circle, a definite No, No. However we are happy to have her here as a cheerful Harriette and after much consideration the name decided is Just Understand Shut The F…Up Now  which translates into JUST  FUN her new Hash name.

Raffle:  Sodonme and Boom and Bust.

On, on to next weeks run from Kotex’, 21 Monsoon Terrace, Mt Sheridan.



Pecker's Premium Preamble - run 2333

The Hashers gathered at Pecker’s new abode on McManus Street and we all admired the huge swimming pool, and the chooks and duck wandering around nearby – very rural!

The Hare said to go out the gate and find trail which would be defined by three checks on the road ……..think he meant three arrows, however we all trudged out to the road with some going East, some wandering South and a couple North.    The group finally got more-or-less together and went up and down hill but, visitor IME, seemed to find trail and awarded a 7/10.   Spreadem couldn’t find 3 any markings but went up a little hill so awarded minus 3……..”spose that makes it a 4/10 said the GM.

Returnees:  Guv, Boom and Bust, Wait-a-While, Witch Angel, Super and Chopper.

Visitors:  Lesson, IME from USA and Letmelook from Melbourne.

Pecker (the Hare) was charged for wrongfully describing the checks (arrows):   Pecker chgd for the evil drink stop described by McTaff as being brown, warm with green slime in it!:   Kotex chgd for criticizing Lesson’s skin, wot the!:  Witch Angel for phone use on the run:   Letmelook for competing:  Twisty for saying it was worth $8,000 to look after other people’s dogs:  Boom and Bust for dressing stylishly:   Supa for new shoes which he denied.     The GM then charged himself for not bringing along the awards he had at home.

Raffle:  Chopper the white and Pecker the red.

Trinity HHH is organizing events for the hashy Australia Day celebrations so please consult their website for particulars.

Cairns AGPU is 22nd February so start thinking about which office you wish to take on for the coming year, or who you wish to nominate for the positions.

On, on to Spreadem’s, at Yorkeys Knob, for the run next week



Betty Boop's Puddly run - run 2332

Well it is the ‘wet season’ so there was some light rain about but nothing like the downpour that arrived last Monday at Prickle Magnet’s run!

Mole’s run report said there was plenty of marks on trail – not sure about the ‘three blobs’ mentioned by the hare because we did see four blobs at one point – so 5 points for not making us run through the creek, but deduction of 1 because of the rain.

Prickle’s walkers report summed it up by saying it was wet but enjoyable  5/10

Returnees: Pimp:  Bouncer:  Spock:  Mole:  Dancing Queen

Charges: Mole for not running through the creek.   Helmet for letting it rain. Pecker for not having his run tonight (it’s next week) because it wasn’t raining at Edge Hill tonight. Prickle for using mobile phone on the run..   Slag and DQ for not turning up for last week’s run because of the rain.  Betty Boop for having a ricetastrophe in the kitchen – or as she put it, a major riciest?!?   McTaff charged Pimp for having less hair than him.  Bouncer and DQ for singing the wrong song.   All the Harriettes were charged, just because, and then the Harriers sang the Koty got her Puppies out song, oh dear!

Pecker awarded the large item to Gold Digger for NOT getting her puppies out.  Betty awarded the even larger item to Slag for being a pussy and not running in the rain last week.    He also got the Cap for same reason!

Raffle:  Slag and Tutti Frutti (yippee)

Next weeks run is Peckers from a house at 165 McManus Street, Edge Hill where it probably won’t be raining.         Please check the Trinity HH web page for details about Australia Day Celebrations on Tuesday 26th January.

Reminder to Harriettes that it is luncheon at Cazalys this Wednesday – see you there!

On, on,


Prickle's washout - run 2331
A very wet night but I hear 12 hashers did make it to Prickle and Helmet's place - no other notes or photos!

Pro at Pro's Place - run 2330

Pub Run - run 2329

Nom de Plume's Freshwater run - run 2328

A small but keen group of hashers gathered at Jalarra Park where the Hare advised that trail was marked on chalk and paper, and indeed we could see some up through the trees - so we departed, with Wait-a-while joining in as we passed.

One, by one the sweaty hashers arrived back, very thankful for a cool drink and nibbles, expecially the sweet cool watermelon.   The GM called for a circle but the Hare said that she wasn't ready for that yet!!!   We eventually settled down for the circle and McTaff gave the run report and reckoned that trail was well marked and it was an interesting run 10/10.

Wait-a-While reckoned it was very confusing finding trail and thought he would go into the Pub on the way but as no-one else would stop he soldiered on and it seemed to him we were 2 hours on the run!??  5/10

Visitors/Returnees:  Andrew:  Chopper:   Not Yet.

Charges: Chopper for bringing Andrew to Hash and then never seeing him on the run:     McTaff for trying to reset the run as he went along:   Andrew for talking all the time, on and off the run?:   All the short cutters. 

Twisted Sista had a Birthday down-down for the 15th with Mole and Betty Boop joined in with her.

Awards:   Gold Digger gave the P.O.W. cap to Betty Boop for 'not having enough smiles.'

Raffles:  Mc Taff (red)  Twisty (white)

Fiddler- run 2327

Gold Digger at Yorkey's - run 2326

Slag's Humid Run - run 2325

A humid November evening for a run in Bentley Park but the happy band of hashers set off on their trek around the 'burbs.   McTaff's run report said that while he could go on and on about the sound of shoes clattering on the cobblestones, and the fact that we could see the people sitting down to have their evening meals, but no, he would not say that because it wasn't true!!!!!    However, trail was well marked and it was a good drink stop so awarded 2/10.    What a lot of palaver!     Mistress said it was a pretty good walk but effluent ?!?  Not sure why effluent was mentioned but feel she may have chosen the wrong word.

Returnee:  Mistress, Bullseye. Sodonme, Xtractit.

Charges:  Spreadem and Kotex for scaring the wildlife:  Slag for having purchased dinner instead of making it (what is wrong with that I say!):  Pecker for trying to find sex in sport, commenting thats why young people indulge in sport:  Gold Digger and Betty Boop for talking in the circle:    Reckon Twisted Sister should have got the low profile award for not talking in the circle. Pro for saying he now has to stay at home with (chasing) his wife:  McTaff for saying he used to live nearby but has now moved up into a more socio-econoic area - snob!  

Awards:  Spreadem gave the shirt to Bullseye for the naughty photos on the calendar.

Sodonme gave Kotex the chastity belt, and we know why!.    Gold Digger received the large item for NOT bringing THE HAT award.

Other business:   Reminder that the Harriettes Birthday Run is this Wednesday.    Cairns HHH Christmas run begins at the Cape York Hotel for a drink about 5 pm this coming Saturday, and then over to the Hilton into a room provided by Mondo's for dinner....see you there!



Pecker's Pleasant Run - run 2324

A nice group of hashers turned up at the park in Shale Street, and the Hare's instructions were, 'Lots of shiggy, shredded paper and chalk marking trail, two checks and on - don't shortcut or you'll miss the drink stop.'       Off went the pack down the street towards the creek and this scribe was chatting with the Hare about worldly matters, when he suddenly remembered to go off on the drink stop.   Well he left, then soon returned because he had left the actual drink stop here on the table!!!!

On their return there was much discussion from the Hashers as to just where trail was and even wondered where the drink stop was - or should have been!  Very confusing!    The GM called 'circle up' and Mole said all she could hear during the run was Betty Boop calling 'on, on' from one direction and McTaff from another.  However some actually reached the drink stop which was delectible, according to BB  ... 2.5 score.   Not yet gave a walker's report saying it was exciting seeing strange things in the bush....awarded a 5 but the GM said there were too many streets so it should only be a 3.

Visitors and Returnees:  Dancing Queen, Mole, Gold Digger and Boom & Bust

Charges:  Pro chgd the Hare because he scraped his leg on something in the bushes:  Betty Boop set a precedence, or it that pre-si-dense for getting to the drink stop first:  BB chgd Mole for not heeding the 'on, on'.  McTaff gave a dissertation regarding some vessel called 'Marco Polo', a few hashes may have journeyed on at the Scotland Hash, advising that it has now been scrapped.

Awards:  The Dummy Spit has surfaced and it was presented to Wait-a-While for his performance at a recent Pub Run.

Announcements:   Cairns HHH Christmas Party will be held at Mondo's on the 28th November, Saturday, from 6 pm.  Come along and purchase your own meal but you will be reimbursed $15 in lieu.   Book with Kotex.

The Harriettes Birthday Run is on the 25th November - meet at the Jacks, on Spence Street, Cairns 5.30 for run at 6 pm, circle with nibbles on the way back and then finger foods and a couple of drinks back at the Pub - cost $15 and please endeavour to bring the correct amount of money. Male hashers welcome also on the occasion!

Mole read out a few of the runs achieved by Cairns Hashers to this date as follows:  Slag 308,  Pecker  134,  McTaff 508,  Twisted 612,  Kotex 449,  Not Yet 955,  Pro 1073,  Tutti Frutti 761.

We really enjoyed the lovely ham and salad nosh, well done Pecker.

On, on to Slag's Run at 5 Zechaen Court, Bently Park,( off Golden Grove Drive)



Witch Hazel`s First Run - run 2323

The pack gathered at Blantyre Close and listemed tp the Hare's run instructions - 'Could be a long run, well not really, but you are on a falsey if its 3 arrows, or maybe 4, however there are two drink stops.  Off you go down the driveway into the Close.   No, not the dog.         Quite confusing but off we went, following the arrows.

Runners report:  Pecker named it the Fred Flinstone Run - because Wilma told Fred he was a big square - and this run was just a big square    5/10.

Walkers report:  Betty Boop said it was OK but dobbed in Non-de-Plume for getting a ride home from the drink stop, however, Karen kept Betty from getting lost.  As the run was set by a Harriette it was awarded 10/10.     Oh, no, said the GM who made a deduction of 7!!!  so that means only 3/10

Visitors from Nelson Bay HHH - Reckless, Old Cheese, Your Worship, Mullett

Returnees:  Write Off, Kotex, Sodonme

Charges:  Mc Taff charged the hare (and WaW) for robbing the Mulgrave Mill of all its sugar intake for the week by making the drink stop drink toooooo sweet.   Nommy was charged for getting a ride home.  Write Off , Pecker and Pro for shortcutting.   Betty said it was a contravity that the four visitors went to last weeks address for tonights run.

Awards:  Mistress presented the large item to Kotex because she had lost her tooth at Kurramine Beach in some mysterious way?!???

Raffles won by Witch Angel and Not Yet.

Announcements:  The GM said there are two goodie bags left over from the Kurramine Beach run which can be purchased for $20 each.   Xtractit has offered to look after the sound bar that was purchased to have music at the run.          Due to the fact that not one pub or restaurant could cater for the Friday 13th run it has been CANCELLED.  Next week's run from Samuel Christensen Park, Shale Street, Brinsmead.

On, on,


Spreadem - run 2322

Photos from the weekend away at Kurramine Beach

Grand Pub Run - run 2321

The hashers were sent off for a run/walk by the Hare, Twisted Sista, who stated at the circle that she was unable to take trail along the Esplanade because of all the road works being carried out.    We all gathered in a certain car park to hold a circle and celebrated the many returnees:-

Bouncer, Spock, Prickle Magnet, Helmet, Big Bazza, Dancing Queen, Fiddler, Going Down, No Nickas, Not Yet, Spreadem and Guv.

The GM called for Hash Hush and we all took a minutes silence in memory of  Swampy (alias Paula Morrison) who found peace from her very painful illness last Friday morning.   Her cheery, optimistic comments will be sorely missed.  Rest in peace old friend.

McTaff gave a runners report and moaned about the lack of scenery on trail 3/10 and I seem to remember that the walkers report only gave it a 2/10 because of having to walk on the hot pavement.

After we all shared a few nibbles and a drink, many charges were made and then Dancing Queen suggested we create a new charge named “The Swampy Charge for talking in the Circle”   Tutti insisted that she be the first to be charged with this in memory of her dear friend.

We finally all strolled back to the Grand to enjoy a pleasant meal and a couple of drinks.

Just a note – Hashers are advised that at most Hotels you may not bring-your-own to drink on their premises.

Thanks to the Committee for a pleasant evening, especially Kotex, who organized the nibbles for the circle and the meals at the Hotel.

Harriettes are reminded that our run tomorrow is at 21 Monsoon Terrace, Forrest Gardens (Kotex’s house)- see you there!

On, on to the Kurramine adventure next weekend and then on to the Run at 432 Varley Street,  Yorkeys Knob – Spread’em’s on Monday.



Bullseye Trafalgar run - run 2320

The Hare instructed hashers to cross the doggy park and then follow the arrows as the trail is very well marked!!! Heard that before!

Gold Digger's run report : It was fun running with the doggies in the park, and all that that entails, then trail turned into a survival run before we were soon on the concrete paths again, however fantastically marked...6/10.

Pecker gave the walker's report stating that it was good that someone had mowed the grass well but then we were out near the highway...1/10    Karen stated that obviously the hare had not paid the lawnmowing person enough!

Returnees:  Helmut, Prickle, Twisted Sista, Bullseye, Mole.

Charges:  Twisty for bringing a dog to Hash - even though he was soooo cute! : Pecker for talking soooo much to Mole while on the run - he charged Mole right back for the same offence :  the GM for not wearing proper shirt and esteemed hat :  GM for actually   supporting breast cancer awareness but NOT wearing a bra!,,sacrilege!  Wait-a-While and Karen for being late comers.  (See accompanying photos for proof of the group's commitment to the breast cancer appeal.)

Raffle:  Gold Digger the white...Twisted Sista the white..wot, the!

Helmut advised that he had plenty of shredded paper for those requiring it to set a run. 

The GM, oops, the Garden Gnome spoke advice for those attending the Kurramine run, saying that there will be the usual Meet and Greet at the Pub on Friday night at your own expense.   Saturday breakfast, lunch and tea catered for, as is Sunday breakfast, unless you have been advised to the contrary.

Next Monday's run will be from the Grand Hotel - $12.00 cost.  Twisty to set the run.

On, on,Tutti

Wait-a-While's Tribute Run - run 2319

This was Wait-a-While's Tribute Run to His Brother "Deep Throat" from Geelong

The Hare called on Chopper to give the details of the run but said don't go out the back gate (which is the usual start to many of his trails) but its down the drive-way and out to English Street, then sort it out from there............which we did. 

Run report from Pecker saying there were not enough arrows but it was pretty interesting 5/10.    Walkers report stated that we wandered along the main road (?) ((Hoare Street)) and around a few other streets and along a drain.  3/10    As the GM called it 3/5 I'm not sure if that all adds up to be 8/20 or 8/10...bit confusing!

Returnees:  ACDC,  Pro,  Xtractit,  Chopper, Andrea (WaW's daughter).

Virgin:  Karen (WaW's neighbour)

Charges:  Gold Digger for smelling out sausages while on the run:  Big Bazza for just strolling to Brother's:  WaW for not being able to open his gas bottle:   Kneetrembler for being in the circle looking all sweaty, even tho he didn't go on the run - how did that happen?:   Kotex for having to ask Chopper his name (after all this time!):  Pro for sitting in the Circle and missing the bin when he threw his empty can at it:   Gold Digger said that Poor Pro had a prostate op today and that is why he is sitting down:  McTaff and Pro for the scene caused:  Betty Boop cause it is her Anniversary - McTaff said it is called a Sentence not an Anniversary:  Karen for being found in a drain!!!

We then had a Tribute from Wait-a-While to his "younger brother" Deep Throat, who had travelled up from Geelong many times to have a run with us in Cairns.  We all gave Deep Throat a "Hymn".   WaW told the story of how Deep Throat had his first flight at Cooktown and it happened to be with Chopper in his helicopter.  He then went on to tell us Deep Throat's best, and only joke.  RIP Deep Throat! 

Xtractit presented the POW cap to Gold Digger for trying to sniff out some sausage on the run!

Raffles :   Karen won the white.    Chopper won the red

General business :  The GM called for a volunteer to arrange music for the 'party on the beach' at Kurramine.  Xtractic offered to purchase, on behalf of the Committee, a blue=tooth speaker and Gold Digger said she would 'do' the music.        The GM said we already have the 40 nominees registered for the weekend so if anyone else is wanting to go they will have to bring their own meal for Sat night as, because of Covis, the restaurant can only have 40 people at one time.

On, on to next week's run - Bullseye's in Trafalgar Road Park,  Bentley Park.



The Original Write-off's West Cairns Run - run 2318

The Hare instructed the pack to 'look for the carton of cider under one of the trees on trail' and so the group were quite eager to find it. After quite a bit of too-ing and fro-ing trail was found across the road and following the idylic drain going south-east.

Runner's report from Supa:   He had arrived a little late to join the pack to find that the gate was locked and he had forgotten the unlocking combination, so he ran west for a bit and then back before trying to find trail to the north, to no avail so just ran his own trail.  He awarded a 3/10 but I don't know why?

Walker's report from Mr Spock:  At first it was difficult to find trail and then he saw some arrows under a ute so called, On on.  The cider carton was found but it was empty so they kicked it into the drain.  He then growled about having to cross Mulgrave Road.    5/10

Bouncer and Tutti walked their own trail, and it was good.....10/10

Returnees:  Big Bazza;  Nom-de-Plume;  Sodonme;  Mistress;  Bouncer; Mr Spock;  Write-off (Cairns).

Charges:  The Hare was charged for making the pack cross Mulgrave Road:     Spreadem' for tripping about (hope the ankle is now OK):  The Hare, and assistant Hare (Kneetremble) for no mention that the run would pass by the Northern Belle brothel:   49'er for boasting she had just spent four days at Palm Cove:   Mistress for posting a photo to another Harriette last Tuesday while they were both on the run which caused her to trip and injure herself:   Write-off for false/real trail - not quite sure just what this meant:  All 'twins' (same shirt) present:  Everyone sitting in the circle except Spread'em and Tutti.

Awards:  Kotex gave the chastity belt to Sodonme (we may never see it again!) because he didn't know that Write-off had set the run.

Big News:  Watch this space because the GM has an idea regarding the Christmas Run.

On, on to Wait-a-While's run next week from Blantyre Close, Manoora.


Kotex's Hillbilly Run - run 2317

A pleasant group of hashers gathered at Monsoon Terrace and after we all examined the  many plants of the garden the Hare gave the instruction for us to go out the gate and to observe the re-groups.

The GM called for a report on the ‘Hillbilly’(because of all the hills) run from Supa Stork who said it was a “Two loads of manure run,  Start here and go up, up and then up further, however, the white arrows were of good size and the run was well marked.”  3/10

Wait-a-While said it was a good run but the re-groups were not properly observed. 4/10

The GM stated that it was only a 5/20 run because of all the hills.

Returnees:  Supa and Helmut

Charges:  Betty Boop chq Mole for putting up advertising on the run:  49’er chg Wait-a-While for argueing over whether it was a Runners or Walkers run:  GM chg Prickle Magnet for wearing The Shirt inside-out on the run:  McTaf chg Gold Digger for not checking the run:  BB chg Slag for swearing at Prickle Magnet:  McTaf chg BB for triple murder (wot the!):  49’er chg Kneetremble for returning to Twisties the day after her run (?):  Super chg McTaf for leaving the navy which let the Covid Virus get into the country:  Helmut chg Kotex for wanting to give her pussy an injection.

Raffle:   Prickle Magnet won the Rose’ and Wait-a-While the Red.

The GM reminded hashes to pay up soon for the Kurramine weekend.

On, on to next week’s run – Write Off’s at Kneetrembler’s house 325 McCoombe Street, Mooroobool (formerly West Cairns).  Be there or be square!



BT's Edge Hill Stroll - run 2316

It was a balmy evening as the hashers gathered around to be given the run instructions by the hare.  “Go out the front gate, turn right and follow the arrows but if you come to a fish-hook the first 3 hashers must turn around and run to the back of the pack”   “Well this is the way a run in set at the Isle of Wight, England.”  There was much mumbling about this ‘fish-hook’ system as we walked to the first 3-way check.

The GM called on Betty Boop to give a runners report and she asked Pro and Jules to concur that it was a leafy run, and because she is a Harriette she gave a 10/10 for the run. However, the GM modified that by saying 10 minus 8 equals 2/10.

Another Harriette gave the walker’s report just saying that we went around the corner looking for trail and it was well marked 10/10.  However the GM said, “No, no we will call it 10 minus 7 equals 3.  Wot the!!!!

Returnees, Visitors and Virgins:  Joules and Kegs from Canberra Sunday bike hash, Lemmings, Fusebox, Write Off, Witch Angel, Xtractit and Tammy.

So they all got the Virgin song.  Don’t know why!?!

Charges:  Fusebox, for being available:  Kegs for his opening opinion of “Well, it doesn’t look like many runners in this group: (wonder what he meant):  Dancing Queen for talking incessantly:  Gangbang for trying to pick up Harriettes.

All the visiting GM’s – namely Dancing Queen, Babinda HHH:  Pro, Mountain View HHH:  Gangbang, Trinity HHH – received a down,down.

The Shirt was presented to Prickle Magnet for wrestling a snake in her house, hmm.

BT, Kegs and Royal T all told irish jokes and Slag told a pub joke.

The GM reminded hashers to get their money and nominations into Koty or DV8 for the Halloween Run at Kurramine Beach that further arrangements can be made for that weekend.

Raffles:  Slag won the Rose’ and objected to it being pink! and Tammy won the Red.

On, on to Monsoon Crescent next week.



Betty Boop @ home - run 2315
No notes or photos

Xtractit at Edge Hill - run 17ac
No notes or photos

The Supa/Mole run - run 16ac

Well Supa seemed surprised to find it was his run!  “I thought it was Mole’s run, however there is the first arrow and when you find the three-way arrows on the footpath don’t turn left (as usual on his run’s) and probably not right, perhaps cross the road.”    We all set off to see McTaff sprinting across Mulgrave Road and placing an arrow going south.  Hmm.

Run report from the runners by McTaff said it was a good flat run around the Cairns streets which gave the runners some good long stretches.  Saw a bundle of clothes on the grass but on approach it rolled over and down the little bank and talked to them, the bundle was really ‘out of it’.  Reckon the run was more than the 5 kms Supa had suggested, so 2/10.

Helmet said the walkers walked, and walked and were kept busy checking and stopping to chat about ‘which way’, but didn’t need a torch, so 4.5/10.

Returnees:  Pro,  Big Bazza,  Bouncer,  Spock,  Slag,  Pecker.

Charges:  Pro for being early.  Mole, Gold Digger and Tutti for wearing hats in the circle.  Bazza for ‘not doing nothin’”. Mole charged a Guv lookalike (Witch Angel) for sending Spread’em to HHH to get her to stop being sad that the dog had passed.  Helmut for nearly knocking Prickle over into the bushes!   Supa for not providing a fire with all the wood and straw that was lying about the place.  Spread’em charged 49’er as she didn’t think she would be coming to this run so gave the Run Board to 49’er to bring along – and she forgot to bring it.   Sang the birthday song for Bouncer.

Raffle:  Tutti Fruitti won the white and Helmut won the red..Yeah!

On,on to next weeks Xtractit’s run from the usual place in Greenslopes street – next to the bridge.



49er - run 15ac

Spreadem at Yorkeys - run 14ac

An evening at the Grand - run 13ac

Must say that the ‘ordering of food before the run” went very smoothly, however KT managed to get his order in a little later.   The pack set off in for a walk/stroll around the town, eventually arriving at the drinkstop where we had the Circle.

Returnees and visitors:   Go-anna from Thailand, Layback, Not Yet.

The GM asked McTaff for a runner’s report and he said it was quite enjoyable being able to see all the workers in their homes, undressing, playing with their children or eating dinner.   2/10      Our visitor, Go-anna, then stated that she enjoyed the company and that the trail was well marked 9/10 !!!???!!! Wow!

Jit was charged for walking too fast for Gold Finger to catch up.  McTaff for trying to confuse the walkers by ‘altering’ the arrows.  Twisty for sitting in the circle.

We all enjoyed nibbles and drinks and then strolled on home.  No raffle tonight as the club provided two free drinks with their dinner for everyone back at the Pub.  No complaints re the meals except BT’s meal was the last served again!

On, on to Spreadem’s run next week in beautiful Yorkeys

Cheers,   Tutti

Betty Boop's Bop around Bentley Park - run 12th ac

“When you can’t find trail on the right, it will be on the left, and if its not on the left well it is on the right ??????Runners and walkers will actually meet up at a regroup and then separate again just after that”  Well so said the Hare!

The GM called on Mole for a run report and she said we went down the hill and at the bottom we watched Super run off into the distance.  Thought there was a drink stop at the DS but it must have been somewhere else. Would only award 2/10 but because the paths were clean and not slippery, will award 3/10.       Wait-a-While’s walkers report was, “It was too dark to see anything!”  2/10

Returnees:   Dancing Queen,  Jit,  Witch Angel.

Charges:   Chopper for a weird phone that he couldn’t seem to turn off when it rang.   DQ for using a phone in the circle, on the run, or somewhereelse.   WaW for giving his jacket (like the gentleman he is) to Witch Angel because the aircon in the car they were traveling in was too cold.     Super Stork for shortcutting,  what the!

Jit for talking in the circle.  Witch Angel for talking in the circle.

Kotex for talking incessantly on the run.

Birthdays:  DQ,  McTaff,  Wait-a-While

The Cap was given to Wait-a-While because he couldn’t open a chip packet!!

Raffles:  Mole won the white.   Jit won the red.

GM advises that next week’s run will be from the Grand Hotel in Cairns, so be early to order you meal (variety of 5 on offer) before the run at 6 pm.   Cost $12.

He also advised that there will be a celebratory run around Oct/Nov.

On, on,


Slag at home - run 11th ac
Sorry no notes or photos

Stringing along at the abode of Pearl Necklace - run 10th ac

What a great “view from the terrace” and even though there was a cool breeze about several hashers were not wearing warm clothing.  After patting the welcoming large and small resident dogs we gathered to get run instructions from the Hare, who, I believe, had help in setting trail.  “It’s off up the hill and through the park” …….and so it was.

The GM called on Kneetrembler for a run report which was that the trail was well marked, and a very good trail.   “Oh, no,” said Mole, “ you can’t give the run report because you set the trail.”  So she gave us one.  “ It went up the hill, and then up the hill some more, through the park and then up the hill again and over to where we found a very good drink stop with jelly snakes provided as sustenance, then on along the railway line behind Maid Marion’s house and on-home.”  3/10  “Would have been 2/10 only for the snakes.”  Wait-a-while said trail was well marked and awarded 4/10.  Now some reckon that makes it 7/10 but it is really 7/20.  Oh, I don’t know!

Returnees:  Wait-a-While,  Tutti Fruitti and Spreadem.

Charges:   Spreadem for shortcutting with Tutti.   Pearl for setting a Spock lookalike run from 1973, and KT for allowing it to happen.    Spreadem charged for saying that the rest of the circle will be boring from then on!!!!   Kotex for feeding the dogs.  Mole then charged Spreadem for stealing, yes I said stealing, the opener off the esky.

The GM notified that the Trinity celebratory weekend away at Fishery Falls has been cancelled but would hashers like to meet up in Spence Street this Saturday night at 5 pm – on the footpath outside Wiggles and Gangbang’s abode – and then everyone will wander off for a meal/drinks in town.

The GM called for suggestions re Cairns HHH having 2 or 3 weekends away over the next few months of the year.

Wait-a-While said he is putting on a Birthday BBQ at his residence this Sunday from 12 noon, until sometimelater in the day and you are all welcome to share with him. BYO grog and plates would be a help.

Raffle:  Tutti Fruitti won the white (Yeh),  Slag won the red.

On, on,  Tutti.

Mistress - run 9th ac

Value added Mole - run 8th AC

Pro in Earlville - run 7th AC

Golddigger - run 6th AC

Fiddler - run 5th AC

Not yet - run 4th AC

Pecker at Whitfield - run 3rd AC

The GM in another Park - run 2nd AC (after Covid)

A large pack of 8 hearty Cairns Hashers rounded up at Trafalgar Park for a very brisk and rather long run set by the illustrious GM Slag!

It certainly was a chilly night to be wandering around the streets of edmonton. We saw some local highlights and lowlights and all made back to the park - although not getting back till 7.15pm. We went a long way from home following a well set trail until.......we came back onto the trail. So, we decided that it must be on home from there, even though the hare was too lazy to set directions so we had to follow the trail backwards! There was something about fairly new looking shoes on the feet of Not Yet and Golddigger wore virgin hashing shoes.

The runners scored it  8 out of 20 and the walkers scored it 4 out of 10. 

There were charges to Slag, Wait a While, Pecker, Fiddler, Mole`, Pro, Not Yet and Golddigger. So all had a down down of their own choice. 

It was decided that when the new lifting of restrictions starts in June the runs will go back to normal as we can have up to 20 hashers. From June 15th it will be food supplied and drinks from the esky but no communal down downs - only from your own drinking vessel. Cost $12 

Until then we have runs set by Pecker and not Yet so all come along. If more than 10 we will split the circle with 1.5m between each hasher. On On

Wait-A-While in the Park - run 1st AC (after Covid)

The first taste of HHH freedom and a few intrepid hashers turned up for the first AC run (after Covid) at the park in Blantyre, opposite WAW's abode. The trail was set by Wait a While and what an amazing trail it was. We saw sights of Manunda and Manoora that may have never been seen by HHH before. We did practice social distancing and no more than 2 hashers were in a pack together at any time. Unfortunately the RA was not present so could not control the weather and rain made the run even  more interesting as some trial had been washed away but most of it was still visible. The runners report was given by Pro who gave it 8 out of 20 and the walkers report was given by Pecker giving a score of 2 out of 10 - not sure how that adds up , you do the math!
There were charges to Pro, Slag, Pecker, Wait a While and Mole' of some sort and there was no raffle won as there was no fee paid and BYO grog and food.
Same applies to this cuming week's run at Trafalgar Park. Hope to see you all there. Remember to BYO and also sanitiser. 

Bullseye in Gordonvale - run 2289

Mole at the Tavern - run 2288

Pecker in Whitfield - run 2287

Nom de Plume - run 2286

Fiddler - run 2285

Kneetrembler - AGM - run 2284

Koty at home - run 2283

Xtractit in the Gardens - run 2282

Prickle Magnet - run 2281

Wait - A - While - run 2280

Not Yet's Earlville Ramble - run 2276

The hashers gathered at Not Yet’s house in Granadilla Street, Earlville and although some arrived ‘just on time’ the Hare sent them off in all directions.  Main group disappeared down into the drain while others, not so adventurous, trundled off down the road.   WitchAngel’s walker’s report was that we went around and around and up and down 3/10.  While our American visitor, Three Licks runners report was 10/10 because the SaigonSally cut-out look-alike managed to finish before her!!!

(This scribe should mention here that Saigon Sally is a cut-out picture of Three Licks brand new husband that TL carries around with her because SS had to leave her in Cairns……on their honeymoon…..wot the!)

Vistors and returnees:  Three Licks, Supa Stalk, Prickle Magnet and Helmet.

Charges:  Captain F and Success for wandering along holding hands:  Three Licks for continually talking to a paper cut-out called Saigon Sally:  Helmet and Kotex for shortcutting:  Wait-a-While for rubbing NoKnickers on the tummy?:  Kneetrembler for trampling the grass:   Late comers – Spreadem,  Tutti Fruitti, Wait-a-While, Witch Angel and Kneetrembler.  Witch Angel for not bringing the large item along. Pathetic charge to Pro for sitting in the circle…..again!

The shirt was presented to Wait-a-While and raffles were won by Kotex and No Knickers.

The GM mentioned the ‘birthday get together’ to be held on 17th January at Edge Hill Bowls Club where you can partake of celebratory drink at the bar but purchase your own meal (reasonably priced).

Australia Day may possibly be held at Fishery Falls Caravan Park where a $10.00 meal can be purchased from the BBQ area on the Saturday night and breakfast will be provided Sunday morning.  Arrangements still to be confirmed

Mole stated that there has to be a winding up for Croc Hash so the AGPU will be held at the Cotton Club from 6 pm to 8 pm, on the 8th February – a couple of drinks will be provided.       

Harriettes Luncheon this Wednesday 8th January at Cazalys 12.45.

Cairns Hash House Harriers AGPU to be held 10th February at Kneetremblers House – start thinking about what position on the committee you would like to hold, or who you will nominate.

Not Yet put on a tasty variety of nosh for us all to enjoy – next week’s run is from Wait-a-While’s house in Blantyre Close, West Cairns…be there or be square!



Xtractit in Brinsmead - run 2275

Committee Christmas Run - run 2274

Mole's Magnificent Run - run 2273

Twisted Sista's New Kitchen Run - run 2272 (click on the photo for more photos)

After we had all inspected the new kitchen with lots of oohs! and ahas! Twisty sent us off on the run, saying, “It’s not a long run, but very well marked, and there is an extra loop around for the runners to stretch their legs.  Plenty of places for the short-cutters to break off if needed.”

The runner’s report from Pro stated, nearly got lost in the bush to Jensen Street but saw the sign ‘walkers this way’ and I ask what about the runners! So minus 15.!!!!!!!!

Helmet’s walkers report said we all had a little problem dodging all the downed mangos along the drain-side, and as there wasn’t a drink stop, awarded only 3.5.    Oh, dear!

Returnees:  Big Bazza, Piss Pot, Supa Stork, Dancing Queen, Big Bang.

Charges:  DQ chg Pro for pretending to be a fireman by trying to be on the G’vle fireman’s calendar:   Big Bazza chg Wait-a-While for trying to collect mangos on the run:   Mole chg the Hare because she scratched her leg on the run and also the rest of the pack because she needed personal attention and didn’t get it:    Helmet chg Mole for not warning him she is Opositive blood type when he tried to suck her wound:   Ugh!  Bullseye chg Spreadem for losing her hat:   Spreadem chg Slag for not wearing his new, and very lovely, pink shirt:    Tutti chg Nom de Plume for abandoning HHH for a while.

After all the fuss last week with WAW charging Not Yet for missing out on the prize draw at Brother’s, it was revealed that evidently there are two John Brook’s registered at Brothers and it wasn’t our Not Yet that won – if you get my drift!

Announcements:   23rd December will be a Committee Run from some Hotel TBA so watch this space.      Thanks to the GM for an enjoyable Christmas Run last Saturday.

Awards:   Shirt to Pecker for somethingorother.   Witch Angel still has the large item.

Raffle:  Pro (white)   Not Yet (red)

Next week’s run -   Mole’s house at 14 Poolwood Road, Kewarra – bring swimsuits.



Kneetrembler - run 2271

We were all welcomed by Bella, the Blue Heeler dog, and stood about chatting until the Hare informed us to that there are no hills, no shiggy, no drains and on, on that way!

Runner’s report from Mole stated that she ran down into a canal where Pro managed to find a few forgotten friends who enquired as to why he was running about the place;   she awarded 2.5.    The walker’s report from Xtractit complained about the humidity in such canals and said that because there wasn’t a drink stop, 3.5 – all in all and average run I would say.

No visitors and only one returnee:  Tutti Fruitti

Charges to the Hare of course, and to Witch Angel, Pecker. Guv and MummaMia because they wouldn’t stop talking or something.    Wait-a-While for having a fat belly (hey, haven’t we all!)   Pecker for jogging even with rusty bolts in his knee, and Mole wondered if he can still get it up.   Xtractit for phone abuse,  Mistress for disappearing into a creek.  NoKnickers for being late,   49’er for wasting beer.  Not Yet for going to the Drag show.

No jokes – definitely no jokes!  W-a-W told us the story of how when the members draw of $22,000.00 was made at “Brother’s” this week, the name of John Brooks was the winner, yes, our one and only Not Yet!!!  However he wasn’t there so did not get the money…….aww!    Looks like you will have to keep on working for a while yet, Not Yet!

Item (large) awarded to Witch Angel for dancing with it!!!!!!

Raffles  won by Pecker and Mistress.

The GM reminded everyone that our Christmas get together is this Saturday (7th) at the Railway Institute’s old club house, (now the Portsmith Club) Aumuller Street.  $15 each and be there by 6.30 to order a meal.  There will be country and western, and Christmas music.           

On, on to Twisted Sista’s house next week.



Bullseye at a BBQ - run 2270

For all the photos from "40 years of Hashing"  click on the photo below

49er - run 2269

Spreadem - run 2268

W-A-W run 2267
Sorry no notes or photos.

Slag's Spooky Soiree - run 2266

Yes, it is Halloween time again and several hashers turned up in suitable attire at Machan’s Beach.   First time for a run from Keith Edwick Park and it was pleasing to note that the Council turned bright lights on at about 7 pm.  Xtractit’s walkers report stated that we went along and back, along the other way and down to the water and along the beachfront on home 4/10.     Not Yet’s runner’s report was that he was the only hasher to actually find trail and although it was well marked, some points off for not supplying fishing gear at the spot where they could’ve had a go, 7/10

Returnees:  Jit,  Chopper,  Diane

It was Jit’s birthday yesterday so she got a Hashy Birthday song.
Chopper chg Not Yet for not calling ‘on’ correctly – something about calling down into the gutter where the sound is deflected upwards – all very technical I reckon.
Spread’em chg Xtractit and Guv for singing the Hashy Birthday song for someone (not a hasher) at Cazalys on Saturday night – bet they were surprised!
Chopper for forgetting the soy sauce to have with the dimsimms.
Bullseye for doing her own private run before everyone else – the cheek!
Pro lying about on the swing instead of limbering up for the run – also being early – wot the!

Awards:   Pro handed the shirt to Bullseye for not knowing where last week’s run was.
Dummy spit to Guv for continually whining about no soy sauce.
Large Item to Chopper for not bringing the sauce

Raffles:   Slag got the white.   Mistress the red

The GM reminded everyone to get their registrations into Koty for the Tinaburra weekend asap.    Thanks Bullseye and Slag for tasty nosh and Chopper for bringing some nibbles for Jit’s birthday party, even though we didn’t have soy sauce!!!!!!  On, on to Not Yet’s run from the park in deJarlais Street, Earlville next week.



Bouncer/Spock's Amazon Run - run 2265

Yes, Amazon, (for amazing) run in grassland, mountains and streets with loads of water.    Spock’s instructions to the hashers was trail was laid on chalk and toilet paper and it’s ‘on, on’ from the base of the driveway!

We milled around a bit and then decided it was up and over the hill and after another false trail down to the park, across to find a confusing circle of arrows on a building so hashers were all over the place trying to find trail.

Wait-a-While for the walkers reported that it was hard to find trail but a few crusaders battled on up and down hill, then passed Maid Marion’s house where he stopped for a cuppa and then it poured rain for the on-home run. 1/10.

Pro for the runners, well, one runner – himself – said he was the only hasher on trail and was soaked by the rain.  2.5/10.

It was very fortunate for the hashers that Mole had brought a bag of Weed’s old Hash shirts in for sharing because as they arrived back from the run, soaking wet, they were able to change shirts – a few wily hashers had their own change of dry shirts – clever!

Returnees:    Pro, Supa, KT

Charges:  Everyone wearing red shirts – mainly out of the bag!  Spreadem, Guv, Wait-a-While, Not Yet and Spock.

Supa for exercising before the run by doing another run before this one!

Spreadem for wearing her name necklace back to front – we all had a lot of trouble trying to pronounce Medaerps.

Pro wanted to charge Koty who was seen at his run last week by a security camera raking through the garbage for bottles – Bouncer was the standin.

Tutti accused of calling Slag fat – not really – just said a shirt he wanted may not fit.

RA for calling in the rain – however we all loved it!

The Shirt (dripping wet) was given by WaW to Pro for finding trail and not calling ‘on’ to others.

Raffle:  Mole won the white.

Thanks Bouncer and Spock for tasty nosh with ice-cream to follow.

On, on to Slag’s run next Monday at Keith Edwick Park, Marshall Street, Machans Beach (just before you cross the bridge).

Cheers,  Tutti

Fiddler Full Moon Run - run 2264

The hashers were set off along the road/pathway and according to Xtractit (runner) it was “well marked and confusing at the same time.  Told there was no drink stop, but there was, so 3/10”    Wait-a-while (walkers) said there was no bush, no wild life, no shiggy, so 6/10.  GM made it 14/10?   Well, it confused me!

Returnees:  Madam Slash,  DNA,  Swampy,  Pecker,  Jit,  Chopper,  Royal T,  Mistress. Master Farter and Fiddler.

Charges:  Spreadem was falsely occused:  (I’m sure she wasn’t innocent)  Write Off for not being here:  Royal T for lying about the drink stop:   Master Farter, Mistress and Fiddler for holding their own little circle:  Swampy and DNA for talking in the circle: Madam Slash and Spreadem for talking in the circle;  the “boring twins” (according to the GM) Jit and Chopper for being dressed the same;  Royal T and Write Off just for being tall:  Xtractit for trying to impersonate the World Record Marathon runner; Diane for not wearing a Hash shirt.

Awards:  Spreadem  gave ‘the shirt’ to Wait-a-While – just because.

               Chopper gave the mermaid trophy to Write-off for not having a story

               However he did have a joke, as usual.

                Bullseye gave the large trophy to Fiddler to welcome her home.

Raffle:  Spread’em – white.   Wait-a-While – red.

Thanks to Fiddler for preparing such a tasty nosh, and very sweet dessert as well!  Yum!

On, on to next week’s Bouncer’s Run, 31 Southerden Drive,  Manunda



Pro at Little Mulgrave - run 2263
Sorry no notes or photos!

Super's Super Run - run 2262

Hashers arrived in dribs and drabs, all complaining about the lack of close parking – soooo,  aren’t we a walking/running group???   After a bit of chat the Hare said that it is not a long run and those that need to, can even find a short cut, and off we went….yes, along the dreaded drain where 49’er usually finds a croc or two.  Pecker went his own way, and Kotex searched across the first bridge for trail… of course, it went straight ahead!   Pro’s run report  stated that trail went pear shaped at the 3-way check but he exercised his soliciting abilities in trying to convince a passing young lady to join HHH,   to no avail.   7.5/10    Chopper’s walk report said there was plenty of wrong trail marks and at one stage he heard ‘anguishing’ sounds (his words) in the scrub only to discover a Harriette doing what comes naturally….1/10.

Returnees:   Big Bazza,  Mistress,  Not Yet,  NoKnickers,  Farcanel,  Chopper,  Pecker.

The GM called “Circle Up” but no-one was listening so the opportunity was taken to find a table for the ‘down, down’s and then the GM tried again.

Charges:   Write0ff for being right off at the first check.    

Pro fro trying to lead the pack in the wrong direction

Tutti for attending HHH under an assumed name

Kneetrembler for arriving late (again!)

Moaning Lisa (lookalike – Not Yet) for trying to claim ML run was the correct trail.

49’er for either being a sitting duck OR sitting in the dark (can’t read my notes!!!)

Awards:  Large item from Mistress (who had shocked her grandchildren with it on the past weekend by having in her car) to 49’er for having passed on crummy shorts to her.

Mermaid item to Chopper for frightening a Harriette on the run.

Raffle:   Kneetrembler and Not Yet.

Next week’s run is at Pro’s so don’t forget it is a 5 pm gathering for a 5.30 pm start at his home at Little Mulgrave Valley.       Yes, Monday is a holiday!



The Spread'em/Guv Yorkey's run - run 2261

Pro’s comment for the runners, was that it was well marked in paint (believe the paint was still from Lemmings long-ago run) and chalk, but he had to deduct several marks off for not allowing more time to tarry near where the “young ladies” (his words) were exercising, also a misplaced drinkstop   3.5

40’er’s walkers report said the marks were too far apart for her tired brains to calculate and awarded 10/10 oops,  not that should be 4.  All very confusing!

Charges:  to the Hare’s for placing arrows under cars!
Pisspot for sitting in the circle and trying to claim she could sit down because she is over 80 (don’t think so!).
Pro chg 49er for sitting in the paint.
Guv for telling you where to go.
Super for raising personal issues.
Mole for being insolent – what?  Not never!!!
Koty and Pisspot forever talking in the circle.
Tutti Fruitti for doing her own run along the beach.
To Guv and Nom-de-Plume being mainly low profile.

Raffle won by Slag.

Awards:   Shirt to Spreadem for the fancy markings.

Business:    Harriettes run this Wednesday from Wiggles’ address in town

It was decided that the Christmas Run would be celebrated on the 9th December – details to follow.

On, on to next week’s Run from 144 Mulgrave Road (Value Homes car park at the back).




The Run:  Kneetrembler’s Run Report was “well marked – 6/10”   Bullseye’s Walker’s Report was “well marked – 6/10”

Returnees:  49’er, Helmut, Write-Off,  Pecker,  Pro  Prickle Magnet.

Charges:  Kneetrembler, Pro and Write-off for being tall enough to have reached the drinkstop!!!!   Tutti Fruitti for reminiscing to Nostril on the walk.  Nom-de-Plume for having to make a dash ‘on home’ for a wee stop.  Guv for the return of plates and cups.

Awards: Large item from Nostrildumarse to Write-off for bringing a dog to Hash.

Mole decided she should have to keep the ‘Shirt’ as she didn’t wear it on the run.

Kotex gave the ‘dummy spit’ to 49er because she was complaining that she couldn’t find this Hash Run address on Google.    Raffle won by Mole.

The Wedding – the GM introduced the Religious Adviser to the guests and asked him to take over officiating at the Mock Wedding of Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes.  They were asked to kneel before the RA where he then stated, “By the power invested in my ring I will now ask ML and TG to take their vows – watched very keenly by the Groom’s Mother (Xtractit) who made comments such as, “Not sure if she is good enough for my son.” – however the RA said this union could possibly cause the rise of many “moaning gashes”, etc.    The RA asked for any objections to this marriage – Pro offered his services should a divorce be pending, because the Groom’s mother stated that Two Gashes was seen taking off with the stripper at the Hen’s Night.

Eventually the rings were produced and the RA told the Groom to promise to not wear his Hash shoes in bed (unless he had had a shower first).    Two Gashes had to promise to keep ML supplied with food and drinks all through the grand final footy.  All the other hashes had to promise to help out if ML became cosmotose!

The ‘Bride’ tossed the bouquet which was caught by Kotex……hmmmm!

Cairns Hash House Harriers wish all the best for much happiness to Two Gashes and Moaning Lisa who head off this week to Yeppoon to celebrate their wedding in a more traditional manner with family and friends. 

The ‘wedding breakfast’ was served and very much enjoyed by all concerned – well done ML and TG – all guests were asked to sign the ‘be happy’ card and dessert was a yummy fruit cake topped with cream and strawberries.

On, on to next week’s run from Spreadem’s at 432 Varley Street, Yorkeys Knob



Xtractit - run 2259

Chopper's Primo Run - run 2258

Another fine Spring evening to have a run/walk in Freshwater, through parks and up some slopes and around the walking paths.  Bouncer’s walkers run was the result of a short-cut with Tutti and awarded a 4/10 – Super’s runners report had some criticisms, such as “how can Chopper give out so much info about the run when Slag had set it for him”!   8/10

Returnees:   Mistress, Bouncer, Spock, Chopper, Coming Down, Xtractit, Peter (friend of Chopper’s), Wait-a-While, Bullseye.       Virgins: Chopper’s son Nathan (Nat the Brat),   and Gus (friend of Mistress).

Charges:   Bullseye for talking:   Kotex for sitting in the circle:  Wait-a-While for being a movie star and being interviewed on the radio!!!:  Spock for falling through the roof (and needs a hair trim):  Kotex  for advertising that she is single BUT went an bought Lady Finger bananas:  Slag for being hot upside-down (not sure what that meant):  Gus for being a ‘pretend’ doctor:  Bouncer for not being able to come to HHH without Spock:  The threesome – Mistress, Bouncer and Spreadem:   Mistress and Gus for chattering: Nathan for having a broken arm:  Coming Down for low profile.

Spread’em is a standin Hair Raiser in place of Moaning Lisa .

Wait-a-While volunteered to be Hash Booze while Not Yet is away for a few weeks.

Raffle:   Wait-a-While and Peter.

Mole mentioned a few details about the Over 40’s Run at Tinaburra in November.

Yummy Nosh of Leek/Potato Soup (with or without Bacon bits) with Stew & Rice to follow – of course we had Chopper’s Dim Sims and dip beforehand, so it was all good!

So it’s On, On to Xtractit’s run in Minnie Street next Monday!



Guv's (Spread'em's) Yorkey's Run - run 2257
It was a balmy night at the beach and so off we all went for a walk/run -  DQ’s walker’s report was that it was a ‘Super walk, with a fabulous sunset 2.5’,  and Supa’s runner’s report said that ‘It must’ve been set at low tide because the arrows, etc had disappeared 2.9’.
Returnees:  Dancing Queen, Supa Stork, Tutti Fruitti
Charges were to Cradle Snatcher for no HHH shirt;   Kotex who kept saying the groin was south – not sure whose groin!!!;    Mole also kept on about the groin?!?;   Spread’em charged Guv for not doing any of the work;    Supa Stork being a media tart (again);  Not Yet as a standinstuntdouble for Layback being a media tart;   Kotex for eating all the chips;  Slag gave the ………shirt to Guv and also the small item for whatever;   DQ for being something;   The dummyspit to Guv.

Raffle was won by Nom de Plume who should’ve got the bottle of Port but refused that and took a bottle of white wine instead!!!

Our next Celebratory camp away will be 22nd, 23rd, and 24th November, and we would welcome hashers from Cooktown,  Mossman, Townsville and Cairns to attend this subsidised weekend (costs to yet be determined) and the more or less definite site will be Tinaburra Caravan Park…….This Celebration is for all the participants and hard working hashers who helped to make our Croc Nash Hash such a success so come and enjoy a great time near Yungaburra in November – yes, it’s also the weekend of the famous Yungaburra markets……we will keep you posted for more details on our webpage asap.

Harriettes have a run this Wednesday (28th) from the tourist wharf – ladies only thankyou.

So it’s On, On to Choppers Run from 10 Primo Street, Freshwater next Monday.


Mole's Kewarra Beach Run - run 2256

Xtractit's Brinsmead Run - run 2255

Pre run entertainment on the oval, Excitement was at the start as the male hashers enjoyed the display of Zumba by 48 plus women shaking the booty.

Chilly 17 degrees, complaints came thick & fast.

Great run, most took the whole hour to get around it.

Clean sweep- All awards handed out went to Chopper - Wanker shirt, 

- spit the dummy award for complaints all the way around the walk. 

- wooden Lady penis

- small silver penis

Raffle won by Tee Pee

On on to Mole's run at Kewarra Beach

Bullseye's Forest Gardens Run - 2254

We gathered at Bill Mill’s Park on a very cool night and the Hare said “Go across there and then down over the wire netting,” so off we went – then around the streets of Forest Gardens.

Returnees:  Kneetrembler,  Kotex,  Wait-a-While,  Not Yet,  Bullseye.

Kotex gave the walker’s report and awarded 4/10, while Pro for the runners said they ran round and around and awarded a 6.5.

Charges: DQ for feeling guilty for not doing the whole run.  Kotex for driving to the run even though it was so near to her house.  Bullseye for not having enough chalk.  Not Yet as the ‘lookalike’ for NoKnickers. Tutti for miscalling Bullseye. 

Nom-de-Plume won the raffle, and it’s on, on to Xtractit’s run from the Bears Park in Brinsmead,    17th August there will be a “Beatles night” at the Railway Hall in Cairns – phone and let Spread’em know if you want a place at the HHH table.



Betty Boop - McTaf's Birthday Run - run 2253

We welcomed our visitors and returnees and then the Hare sent us off on the Run down the hill – only problem with that is that we all knew we would be running back up the hill in the very near future.  Retard’s run report stated “It was a large run to get to the drink stop and the shortest run “on home” but awarded 5/10.   The GM said he was deducting 2 points for the longest run and 2 points for the shortest run – so 1/10!!!!

Visitors and returnees:-  Mixo, the hasher who rode his bicycle from Canberra:  Last Card Louis and Queen of Hearts from Sydney:  Footrot and Toe Sucker from Canberra:  Dancing Queen from Babinda:  Tee Pee and Retard from Cairns.  Wot the!

Charges were thick and fast – Toe Sucker for turning up late – that goes for TP as well: Pro for not turning up last week just after the Kewarra Beach Hare had put arrangements in place to have a paramedic, police and attractive nurse at the ready in case Pro decided to shortcut across the roundabout:  D Q charged someone or other for spreading nefarious rumours:   Retard for getting the flash for cash on the way to HHH:  Xtractit and NomdePlume for something:  TP for not joining in the run – well she was too busy hanging up birthday decorations for McTaff’s celebration..

Announcements:   The Full Moon run will now be held on the 14th October NOT 14th September as earlier mentioned, mainly because the Hare is not available until then.

Harriettes will be at Kotex’s house, Monsoon Terrace, Forest Gardens this Wednesday, 31st July.

Raffles won by Footrot, Last Card Louis and Mole.

We then partook of the yummy nosh, chocolate birthday cake, etc provided to celebrate McTaff’s  !?!?  Birthday, and it is On, on  to Bullseye’e Run next week from Bill Mill’s Park in Forest Gardens…………see you all there!



TP's run - run 2252

Moaning Lisa's Manoora Meander - run 2251

On a very cold and windy evening the troop gathered at McCormack Street and after receiving run instructions set off along the fairly dark streets, this way and that.  Wait-a-While enjoyed it and awarded 3.5 but Erica gave it a 5 so she must’ve enjoyed it more!

Returnees:   HotFa, Tyson, Erica, and Guv

Several items were discussed and agreed on.  The Moonlight Run will be held at Fiddlers House/Holloway’s Beach on about 14th Sept.       It was decided that the trailer would stay at WaW’s, thanks to his offer to still house it there.     Monies to be paid to Hares have been increased by $5.        Regarding the next “Away Run”, our GM is looking into the suggestions from the group and more info on this will be advised soon.

Awards:  Large item to Erica, because….       Silver item to Guv – well, yes he deserved it.        Mermaid/man to Spreadem for bringing Guv back to Hash.     Nom-de-Plume won the low profile award.

Raffles:   Guv and Tutti won something or other.  

Thanks to Moaning and TwoGashes for tasty nosh and it’s On, On to TeePee’s run from 11 Corkwood Street, Kewarra Beach next Monday.


Tutti Frutti

Nom de Plume's Brismead Wander - run 2250

After a bit of a kerfuffle, hashes set off following the arrows uphill and down dale in the ‘burbs.   Arrows took off one way for the runners and also a trail back for the walkers.

Visitors:  Kerry, from Busselton :  Ass Wide Shut from Washington DC.

Returnees:  Pro, Mole, Wait-a-While and Tutti.

Wait-a-While’s run report said it was a good run and awarded 3.5 and for the runners, Ass Wide Shut enjoyed the road running and awarded 6.5    Many charges were laid, namely against:-  Helmet, Kerry, (Kotex look-a-like) Xtractit, Spreadem, Prickle,  The twins – Tutti and Mole, and for wearing Deafeatis’ toed shoes, Ass Wide Shut.

Next week’s run will be from Moaning Lisa’s abode in West Cairns and it was requested by the GM that there will be a meeting of the committee there to discuss a few issues, namely, the location for our next ‘away run’ :  Amount of monies to be paid to the Hare at each run  :  The future of the Hash trailer  :  Maybe forming a group to attend the up and coming big race meetings. :  Advice about a Full Moon Run from Fiddler’s house sometime around September.   Considering a Combined HHH Christmas run.  So put your thinking caps on and bring along some good suggestions for us all to have some future enjoyable Hashing events.

On, on,


Dancing Queen - run 2249

Nathan's run - run 2248

Spreadem's Full Moon Run - run 2247

It was getting close to ‘Run Time’ and still no sign of Hash Cash so we compromised and Guv and Tutti Fruitti combined to take the money.   Spread’em said that the run was well marked but there were a few ‘false trails’ and that we would find the beach a nice place to be in the bright moonlight………plenty of light to see any crocs that might be around!

Run report from Dancing Queen giving it a Fabulous walk in the moonlight but only awarded it a .3.    Pro (for the runners) said he found a few checks but no trail near the toilets at the end of the beach and awarded 6.25…….good heavens!

Visitors and returnees:   Jen, from the GoldCoast:  Erica, from Ontario, Canada:  Neil, from next door:   Guv, DQ, Nathan, Two Gashes, Moaning Lisa and Xtractit. 

After giving them a ‘down, down’, it was decided the few faithful hashers who were left should have a ‘down down’ for being there, namely, Slag (GM), Bullseye, Tutti, Pro, Mistress and Pecker.

Charges:   NoNameNathan for doing a ‘hairy’ strip:  Bullseye for something:  Mistress for NOT wearing the ‘Shirt’ on the actual run:  Pro for not finding the trail when standing on a arrow.:  Guv for not having done the weeding?  Spreadem for not having made this a Nudie Moonlight Run:  Spreadem again for loaning flappy shoes to DQ on the run.   Tutti Fruitti for her birthday.

Awards:    Xtractit who salvaged “The Cap” from Nostrildumarse’s car before he headed off to the bush, awarded it to Pecker for having given it to Nostril in the first place ???

Pecker gave the large item to Two Gashes for sitting on the keg.  Mistress gave the ‘Shirt’ to Pecker for endless talking to her on the run.

Rafflewinners:    Pecker and Dancing Queen.

Next week’s run is NoNameNathan’s from Moaning Lisa’s abode in McCormack Street.

Notes:  Mistress advised that if you wish to attend the ‘Christmas in July’ run being held by her on Tuesday the 2nd July, starting from her home in Machan’s Beach, full Christmas fare for the meal (cost $30), and if you would like to take part in a Secret Santa it will be another $10.   You must notify her asap as numbers will be limited.

Also, any Harriettes attending Tutti’s run on the 26th are advised to bring torch, chair, plates etc, and warm clothes (just in case it snows).

On, on to NoNameNathan’s Run next Monday.

Wait - a - while's Cairns West Run -  run 2246

Pro gave a run report saying, “An unusual run with lots of DS signs everywhere and not much else”……and awarded 1.6735 (wot the!)    Visiting Hammersley hasher XYZ reported he saw many left over Juggy arrows from a couple of weeks ago and awarded .005.   Wait-a-While had Meatballs’ photo standing on the table overseeing proceedings and I’m not sure he would have approved of the miserable points awarded.

Returnees and Visitors:   almost all of the attending hashers, in fact the few left standing in the circle felt quite left out.

Charges:  Pecker for standing on an arrow and pointing out wrong trail.  Kotex for asking where trail went when she could already see the arrows.  XYZ for having turned 70 last week in Perth, but as he had hurried back to run tonight we gave him another drink.  Many other frivolous charges were made, such as the usual to Pro for sitting in the circle.

Awards:  Large item to Pecker for not finding trail??!!  Smaller item to Pro for complaining – well, how unusual.

Raffle:  Kotex asked visitor Peter to draw the first ticket and, you guessed it, he drew out her ticket!!!   Re-draw was the call, and Mole said she would like to check all the other tickets.   However, Kneetrembler won the Red on the next draw.

Returnees Going Down and Chopper prepared some yummy nosh.  Hot soup, and curried chicken and rice to follow.

Harriettes were reminded about lunch at Cazalys this Wednesday, and next week’s run is from Spread’em’s – 432 Varley Street, Yorkeys Knob.

On, on,


Nostril's run for Xtractit - run 2245

Supa’s run report said that after one of the checks there were no arrows, not even more of the PINK ones!! But awarded a 9.2.   Kotex’s walker’s report said it was hard to understand why some of the walkers disappeared into the Barrier Reef Hotel and Hemmings Brewery when they could have come ‘on home’ to a nice cold drink.

Visitors:  Hannah, Julie, ChickPea, and Love Shack and Small Goods from Tassie.

Returnees:  Tee Pee, Nathan , Retard, Spreadem, Tutti, and Mistress.

Charges:  Pecker for being jealous of someone’s name.   ChickPea and Nathan for using their phone.  Moaning Lisa for taking a leak – is that something new?  Spread’em for desperate times.  Nathan for complaining about Nostril’s ‘putrid pink arrows’.   Wait-aWhile for being late.   TP for making beeping noises – what the!  Slag for giving Pro the wrong number combinations to open the gate so that he could have a swim – yeh, I know, fancy swimming in this cold weather!  Our Tassie visitors for coming to HHH on their wedding anniversary.  Farcanel and WaW for talking so much they were late to cross at the lights.   Kotex for getting all excited and falling over.  ChickPea for sending Julie home early.  There may have been many more charges but this scribe‘s writing is too difficult to read.

Awards:   Pecker awarded the cap to Nostril for using pink chalk for marks

Raffle:  Spreadem won the white and Nostildumarse won the red.

See you all next Monday at Wait-a-While’s home in Blantyre Close, Manunda.

On, on,

Tutti Fruitti

Slag - run 2244

Write Off - run 2243

Moaning Lisa - run 2242

Nash Hash 2019 - Port Douglas
Here are a few photos of the weekend.
Just follow this LINK

There are a lot more photos on the
Aussie NASH HASH FNQ 2019 Facebook page

Nash Hash Post Amble - run 2241

The run from Dunwoody's was set by Moaning Lisa with 32 Hashers managing to get there after the hectic week in Port Douglas for Nash Hash.

Nash Hash Pre Amble - run 2240
Sorry no photos or notes

Not Yet's Watercloset run - run 2239

It has been stated that some Harriettes would not cum to Not Yet’s Run at Waterfall Park  City View because there were no toilets in the Park, so the ever inventive Not Yet decided to install a temporary non-water-closet-cum-changing-area in the Park area to cater for the needy.   Well done!

The Run was set on chalk (and some toilet paper) said the Hare and it was, with an option for the runners and walkers to separate after the drink stop for the run home.  For the walkers, Bullseye said it was a fantastic run with bush and a little shiggy 9/10.  Super, for the runners, said it was a ‘tour-de-force’, a good Easter Run 2.5.

Returnees:  Weed, Mitzo, Kneetrembler.

Charges included just about everybody.  Kotex for stealing a rod ????.   Bullseye for taking the easy way home.    Fiddler chg Not Yet for not putting whole address on the website.    Spreadem, NomdePlume and NoKnickers for something! (can’t read my writing)   Kotex for Alzheimer’s for not knowing where she had left her can of beer – sacrilege I reckon!.   Pecker for NOT using the non-water closet and peeing near the parked cars!     Tutti for drinking beer from a champagne glass.    49er for forgetting her Alzheimer’s charge.   Betty Boop for using the ‘changing room’ and nearly sliding off the said seating arrangement.

Awards:   Small thingy to Not Yet for such an enjoyable run.  

                POW cap to Pecker – just because.

Mole reminded all of us that in two weeks’ time Nash Hash would be all over and we would be relaxing again.   Weed pleaded for every Cairns Hasher/Harriette to help out on the register desks Wed, Thurs and Friday at PD to help things go smoothly.   Remember that next Monday’s run is from the Bungalow Hotel, Sportsbar entrance and car park 6 pm. Please advise Cairns HHH if you are coming so that the Pub can get an idea of numbers.

Harriettes Run is at Fiddlers, 71 Casuarina Street (the esplanade) Holloways Beach this Wednesday, 24th.

 On, on,


Fiddler's Holloway's Hike - run 2238

The ‘Circle’ began with the GM displaying his new hat with a warning that if anyone else wants to wear it they would have to become GM!

 The Hare, Fiddler, was called out and suitably celebrated, Mistress awarded ‘a beautiful run’ 3.5 for the walkers:  Pro stated it was a well marked run and no-one got lost so 5.5.

 Visitors:  Mixo, who rode his push-bike all the way from Canberra to join us, and a virgin called Warren.    Returnees:  BT, Supa Stalk.

 Charges:  Spreadem for singing the wrong song;   No Knickers and Not Yet for sitting on a beach bench during the run;  Mistress for ‘crying’ over her now wet shoes;  BT taking a torch off 49er;  Kotex up for a stealing charge!!!;   49er for now having new eyes;  Slan for not asking for awards at last week’s circle;  Wait-a-while for not wanting to go through the water;   Pro for singing ‘blah, blah, blah’ but then don’t we all sometimes!

 Awards:   BT got the ‘mermaid’ for looking for a croc (wise girl);   No Knickers for always being late;  Betty Boop got the ‘cap’ for getting a bit lost.  Hey, I thought nobody got lost!?!    Royal T won the large chocolate bunny,  Tutti won the six pack of Guinness (fancy that!) and Kotex got a watch?

 Mole advised that it is the final Nash Hash Meeting this Wednesday at Value Homes office on Mulgrave Road, at 6 pm.    Harriettes are asked to linger a little longer for a special ‘get-together’ afterwards.      BT had two jokes, and it is On, on to Not Yet’s run next week as Waterfall Park, City View.  See you there or be square!



Weed's Wander in Westcourt - run 2237

Oh, no, off around to the left and along the drain !!!! again !!!!!  49er said she saw a ‘stick-a-dile’ in the water almost near where she spotted a crocodile a couple of months ago…..hmmm.  Walker’s report from Bullseye was that it was well marked…4/10. Runner’s report from Pecker said he thought Mole, and not Weed, set the run because we didn’t go into any pubs but gave it a 9/10.

Returnees:  Waitawhile, Farcanel, Kneetrembler, Madam Slash, Weed, Sodonme, Spread’em and Two Gashes.

Charges:  Pro for sitting in the circle (again!) : McTaff and Betty Boop for heading to the wrong address for the run : Write-Off for turning them around :Kotex for surprising the runners who were ‘innocently’ having a chat on the run : Prickle for scratching herself in a ‘special’ place (well it was her wedding anniversary the other day) : Not Yet for having worn out NoKnickers (so that’s why she wasn’t on the run) :Pisspot for wearing new pink, shiny, shoes : Farcanel for wearing new shoes.

Raffle:  Pisspot won a hash shirt :  Moaning Lisa the red and 49er the white.

Jokes from Write-off and Sodonme.

Notices:   Mole reminded all the Harriettes to come to the luncheon at Cazalys this Wednesday at 12.45 pm.       Next week’a run at Fiddler’s house, Holloways Beach.

On, on,


Pecker's Peeing Down Run - run 2236

Well, some of the heaviest rain ever, fell about an hour before run time, so yes, some of the hashers that would ‘melt’ in the rain did not turn up but the ‘true blue’ hashers were all in attendance.    Pecker assured us that the run was well marked in spite of the rain and so off we went around the ‘burbs, this way and that.   Of course, Write Off  had to display his water splashing expertise to several of the Harriettes, for which he was reprimanded!!!

It was a good walk and received a 6.2 (somehow).

Returnees:   Nom de Plume, Mistress, Tutti and Not Yet.

Plenty of charges were laid – can’t remember them all – but the rain had eased off which was good because we were all huddled under the small patio roof to have a delicious nosh of yummy ham, potato bake and coleslaw, then to top it off, Lemon meringue pie…wow!

Mole reminded everyone about the Nash Hash meeting for Wednesday 3rd, and Fiddler announced that she is going to be a Granny in a few months!   And it’s On, On to Mole’s run from her place of business in Mulgrave Road next week.



49er - run 2235
Sorry no notes or photos

Twisted Sista's Rainy Run - run 2234

Rain, rain, rain, and then mud, mud, mud (in the back yard) however our hostess assured everyone that it would not be a problem as she would just hose the mud out tomorrow!  We were issued with printed maps showing the run plan and off we went ‘on right’up the hill.   Bullseye for the walkers, commented that it was well marked (rubbish) and a beautiful walk – 5  The runners gave a 3.5 and our GM said that would be 8.5/20.    Xtractit commented that someone had complained on facebook about suspicious marking outside some houses so she managed to put a counter message assuring them is was just arrows for the runners/walkers of HHH.

Visitors:  No Name Karen, so Xtractit was charged for bringing her along.

Further charges:  Pro for sitting in the circle.  McTaff for no hash shirt.   Twisted for her Donald Trump look.  Mole for denigrating other peoples buildings while on the run.  Karen for being clueless (could that possibly be a suggestion of a name).  Hash Booze for bringing TUN beer along in the esky.   Mc Taff for arriving late with the Hash Booze – well it was the first time in his new assignment.   Birthday song for Xtractit,  and stand-in-stuntdouble for Kotex on her birthday was Slag, even though she was off celebrating without Hash – sacrilege I say!

Awards:    Twisty got the large thingy and commented that the round things on the end were rather small.   Mermaid to BT and Pro warned her to be careful with it.

Mole won the rigtheraffle – to be collected next week as Hash booze forgot to bring the prize – well he is just learning the job!!!

Xtractic advised that Pearl, at Port Douglas, can’t participate so that particular run will be cancelled.   We will endeavour to replace it with another run

Croc Nash Hash Meeting next Wednesday night – a virtual AGPU?!?

On, on to next week’s run.


2019 AGPU  run 2233

An enthusiastic group turned up at Kneetrembler’s house on a hot and steamy afternoon – thank heavens for the lovely swimming pool after the run.  Supa said it was a typical run (set on a pushbike) flat, but well marked – awarded 1.5.  Walker, Mistress said it was fabulous until she ended up at a fence – awarded a 1.

Returnees:  Big Bazza, Chopper, Going Down, Retard, DNA, Spread’em.

Visitors from Florida, USA – Lyn and Kerry

Charges:  Kotex for trying to find bottles in the bushes:  Sodonme for not recycling:  Helmet ferreting for scrap metal (bike parts):  WriteOff for letting some woman walk away with Fuddly:   Nostrildumarse comes to Cairns for some lovin’ but no Xtractit:  Retard for misleading on trail:  Mole – oops an alzheimers charge:  Mistress because she only likes white cock-atoos:   Gangbang having received a personal invitation to attend.

Rigtheraffle:  Retard – red:   Chopper – White

Awards:  A new ‘mermaid’ to Pro, probably for having arrived early for the run.

               The large item to Nostril, for Xtractit.

                Madam Slash awarded The Shirt to Slag for being misunderstood – who knew!

Kneetrembler requested that the outgoing committee members come forward to be thanked for their services over the past year.   Mole presented a fully comprehensive treasurer’s report and then nominations were called for the positions on the Committee for 2019.  The full list is on the committee page.

Gangbang, Weed and Retard were hauled out the front for talking, and Pecker for smoking.    Mole displayed some shirts for Nash Hash.

Next weeks run from Twisted Sista’s house 212 Greenslopes Street, EdgeHill and tomorrow’s Trinity HH will be from Dog Park at Henley’s Hill

On, on.

Betty Boop Bentley Run - run 2232

As usual the Hare advised there are no hills, no shiggy and marked with chalk and some flour, self-raising flour, etc.

The walkers report given by Bullseye was that it was a lovely walk, well marked and 5/10.   Pro’s runners report agreed it was well marked and extra points for the special water spray fan at the drink stop – 15/10 – praise indeed.

Returnees:  Master Farter,  Two Gashes,  Kneetrembler

Charges:  MF, Two Gashes, Moaning Lisa and Kneetrembler for arriving late.  Pecker for following bird droppings (should’ve gone to Specsavers).   Slag for being an arsehole!!!!!

Dancing Queen for parking her car in wrong place.  Kotex for not sleeping with some guy she had just met ?   Mole for appraising the opposition’s new homes on the run.  DQ for accusing WriteOff for not going on the run.   The Three Fiji Amigos, Pro, Mole and Pecker.

Awards:  Large item to Koty because she didn’t get lucky on the weekend.

                Cap to Moaning Lisa for gathering flowers on the run for Two Gashes.

                Pro found a training apparatus on the run so gave it to McTaff

Rigtheraffle:  Pecker won the red and Twisty the white (again!)

Notes:   The AGPU will be at Kneetrembler’s house 325 Mc Coombe St, next Monday – don’t forget to bring along your donation of food to share and your ideas on voting for an incoming committee.

Nash Hash catch-up meeting this Wednesday, usual place at 6 pm.

On, on,


Bullseye Hots the Spot  (with help from Slag) - run 2231

Bullseye’s run description was a little hazy, even saying to head off in a westerly direction, (no, said Slag) maybe head off in an easterly direction (no, said Slag) so she tried northerly (but no, said Slag) and finally headed us all of to the south.  Easy to guess who actually set the run!!!!  We were very lucky to dodge the showers except for a little bit just before the circle so maybe the RA had some hand in that.   Pythagorarse reported that he enjoyed the run set by Slip, or was that Slash, and awarded a 6/10.  BT said it was a lovely walk and well marked but she now had a sore groin!? and awarded a 5, so that would make it an 11/10, or 11/20, take your pick!

Charges :  Slag for using some of Kotex’s last week’s run.  Write Off for non hash shirt. A few of us for carrying umbrellas on the run – I reckon that is what kept the rain away.

Tutti for having too many cars.

Awards:  Pythagorarse presented the large item to 49er for positive talking on the run.   49er wanted to know what happened to the thong off it.   Super for complaining of stiffness – think it was mainly in his finger.

We sang the Hashy Birthday song to BT for her leap year birthday so that makes her just slightly over 17……….no more pub crawling until you are 18 BT.

Yummy nosh with the best corned beef ever cooked by Slag and lovely salads by Bullseye.    Tutti reminded the Harriettes about our run this Wednesday night at Yorkeys Knob.  The GM mentioned the AGPU at Kneetrembler’s in a couple of weeks so contact him to say what food you will be bringing along to share.

Raffles:   49er took the red and Twisty welcomed the white

On, on the Betty Boop’s run next Monday – venue to be advised on the net.

Moaning Lisa's Moaning Run (assisted by Two Gashes) - run 2230

The Hare appeared with a large piece of chalk in hand – did we have to set our own run?  No, it was just so that he could draw his usual “Cutlery Hash run” instructions on the ground so that we would be able to follow them!   On left we went and then across the road to Raintrees.

The walker’s report from 49er was no hills, no shiggy etc, with a nice cold drink stop and robustly marked  10/10.  However Pro said there should be a deduction of 8.2 because of the pool gate being locked, so no swimming!

Charges:  Betty Boop thought she had dropped her socks into the toilet and got a little bit upset until she realized it was just the toilet cleaner:     Mole for collecting mail on the run:     Scurrilous charge for DQ and Twisty for trying to set a fashion style in pastel:   Mole for wasting a beer when BT’s chair “attacked” it:      DQ for thinking this run was the AGPU – oops, wrong week!:    Koty for a toad alert:     49er for wearing her “cum-n-get-me” boots at NZ HHH.

Awards:   Shirt given to Madam Slash.     Cap to Mole for casting broken glass about.

Raffles:  Xtractit the red;  Twisted Sista the white;  BT a lovely jacket:   Tutti a Shiraz.

On, on to Slag’s run next week at Trafalga Park,  Trafalga Road,  Bentley Park.


Tutti Fruitti  

Madam Slash - run 2229

Koty's Turn - run 2228

Pro at the Pub - run 2227
Sorry no notes or photos

Mistress' Machans Meander - run 2226

Hashers drifted in slowly, due to some confusion whether the ‘on home’ was at Machans or Holloways.   However, PRO arrived early!

Pro’s run report mentioned that it was a scenic run along roads, through bush and fences and awarded 5.6, minus 3.6.   The walkers report said 2/10, so all in all 5/10 total is pretty good.

Returnees:  Stacey,  Madam Slash,  Write-off.

Charges:  Twisted Sista was charged with having a cider named after her.   Master for the lack of clear marking.   Pro for complaining (as usual).  Write-off for not pointing out the markings.   Bullseye for low profile.

Birthdays:  Madam Slash,  Write-off and Slag.

Would those hashers who have awards hidden in their car, cupboards, bedrooms or bathrooms,  please bring them along next week!      There was some discussion re special shirt for Nash Hash – see Hash Facebook page for sample and details.

Notices:  A.G.P.U. 11th March at Kneetrembler’s house.   Please consult with him about  what food you are willing to bring along, and more importantly, consider who you wish to elect into office for the coming year.

Write-off mentioned that if there are any Hash orphans on Australia Day, take yourself along to 190-194 Irene Street, from 3 pm onwards.   Bring your own refreshments and maybe some nibbles, etc to share.

Rig the Raffle:  Xtractit got the white     Master F got the red

On, on to Pro’s Run next week from his house in the Little Mulgrave – 5 pm (or thereabouts) start.    No need to bring plates, etc


Cheers,  Tutti


49er's Jungle and Road Run - run 2225

It was a damp, cool evening as our small but enthusiastic group left ‘home’ and headed for the hills in Freshwater.  Into the bush, doing a loop around to come out on trail heading down the road and onwards.    Our standin GM requested McTaff give run report and this started with……’It was lovely walking in this urban setting, passed houses where the Harriettes happily viewed young men with hairy chests……’  best not to continue that report, but he awarded the run 2/10.

Returnees:  KT, also Pimp (all the way from WA).

Charges:   Pimp for ‘watering’ in the park:  Bullseye for shortcutting:  Kotex for wingeing on trail (so what is new!):  KT was standin for Twisted Sista and Pro was standin for BT for losing BT’s keys……… her bed!!!!!   Pro, Tutti and McTaff for low profile (Mole and Royal should’ve been included in that!:  Pimp for being drunk after one beer some time ago!:   BettyBoop for not wearing The Shirt on the run.  Mole awarded Weed’s cap-0-the week to someone, can’t remember who.     Rig the raffle won by Slag.

Mole reminded us of a Nash Hash Update Meeting for this Wednesday night – 6 pm same address as last time.  Be there, or be square!

Tasty nosh cooked by Royal, and fruit cake served by 49er.

On, on to Mistress’ run at her house at Machans Beach next Monday, when it may not be raining!

Cheers,  Tutti

Pythagorase Equi Angular Run - run 2224

The Hashers all gathered under the lovely tree at the Japanese Memorial Garden in the grounds of our new Cairns Performing Arts Centre and heeded Pythagorarse’ directions for the run, being ‘head off left’ – so we did.  Questions were asked as to why we were running around the hot streets of inner Cairns when the cool Esplanade was just a step away, but never mind, as usual the company was pleasant.  Not Yet awarded a 4 for an enjoyable walk in spite of the bad smell around the inner drain, and Supa’s comments were ‘thought it would be at least a 5-6 k run along the Esplanade’ and only awarded a 3.

Charges:  Prickle, for talking:  Write off for Shirt abuse:  Mistress for parking in a pushbike space:  Kotex and Not Yet for trying to be twins:  Bull’s Eye, BT and Tutti for being the Oslo triplets.  McTaff reminded us that awards had not been handed on which reminded everyone that Betty Boop was not wearing ‘The Shirt’ again on the run!

Pro read out some salient points from a Cairns 600 Run note sheet, and it seems everyone is hot for the Tan Blue Beer.     Jokes came from Write Off, Xtractit and Royal T.  The raffles were won by Pro and Moaning Lisa.   Kotex then handed out kits consisting of a plate, small square bowl, tea towel and eating irons to those that wanted them – very handy just to keep in one’s car and take to each run.

So it’s On, on to 49er’s run next Monday at Jalarra Park in Stratford.

Cheers,  Tutti.

Two Gashes Virgin Setting of a Run - run 2223

The rain had stopped for a while and the sun was setting over the hills as we were advised re the special ‘Cutlery HHH’ run markings, the ‘on back’ drawing received plenty of comments from the mob.  However, we all took off in the southerly direction, as advised, and enjoyed a run/walk in the cool of the evening.   Nostrildumarse awarded 1/10 because the run marks were in ancient old Norse Rune!  Kotex, awarded 3/100 because her hair got messed up – not sure just how that happened.

Charges:  Kotex for gathering bottles, etc, which only amounted to 30c:  Pecker for losing the pack;  Supa for impersonating Pro:  ML for not completing the training of Two Gashes on how to set a run:  Slag for not being able to count the number of women!!!:  Bulldog for sending loving texts:  BT for talking:  Supa for impersonating Santa:  ML for hooning (?):  Twisty for low-profile:  and Weed to represent JC at this Christmas time so that the JC song was able to be sung.  Hashy birthday for Twisty.

Awards:  ML gave the cap to (I think) Weed for shortcutting and Spreadem got the dummy-spit for not bringing in the other wooden award.

Rigtheraffle:  Pecker got the red and Bulldog the white.

Everyone enjoyed the yummy nosh so many thanks to Two Gashes and ML.

On, on to the run next week from the Japanese memorial garden in Grafton Street – at the side of the Cairns Performing Arts Centre.

Hashy New Year to All


Christmas Committee Run - run 2221

The Commitee Run from the Crown had a great turn up considering it was bucketing down rain we all had umbrellas and rain jackets.

Unfortunately, the Trail that was set by Masterfarter had been washed out twice. He made a brief appearance before he went to visit family up the hill thank you for your efforts.

So a stroll in all our Christmas attire around the streets to the GMs Unit by the pool under cover.

Circle was held more rain for a change.

Welcome back, Nostrildumass, Lemming, Betty Boop & McTaff.

Loads of mini raffles - thanks Kotex

Best dressed was no name Davide Di, he rocked his outfit. 

Back to the Crown hotel for Dinner & Drinks, thanks again to Kotex for organising Snacks & Dinner with the Crown.

Some badges & recognition for run numbers given outby Mole.

GM -Xtractit -101 runs

Master's Mossie March - run 2220

A very steamy afternoon for a run through the swamp area of Holloways, a good run/walk but most of the walkers were obviously not moving fast enough for the huge numbers of mossies that landed on our backs.  However it was soon out onto the Esplanade and away around the streets to ‘on home’.    A cool drink and a swim in the pool were a welcome relief.   BT gave a walkers report and awarded a 5/10m while Pythagorarse said that it was a winding, round-about run through the swamp, with Pro seeming to be running in the reverse direction but awarded a 4.5.

MF was charged for trying to confuse everyone by using different coloured tape as markers. BT chg Kotex for giving her a ‘duff torch’ – think that meant a torch without   batteries!!!  BettyBoop Chg the GM for changing her name to BT.  Confusing!

Betty Boop has to keep the shirt for another week because she didn’t wear it on the run,

Pro was awarded the large ……… for trying to confuse the runners by going in reverse!!

Whew……must be the heat affecting everyone I reckon.

Rig the raffle (again)   Kotex won the white and Pro the Red.  Magnificent pasta nosh MF, you really excelled.

Next weeks Christmas run from the Crown hotel, so wear your Christmas gear, have a great night out and everyone have a wonderful Christmas Day.  

Harriettes – see you all at the ‘Pirate Ship’ end of the Esplanade on the 26th for a stroll around Cairns, hopefully in the cool air.

Merry Hashy Christmas


Mole's Live Hare - run 2219

Welcome back Betty Boop, McTaff from Camberra.

Returnees Nostrildumass, Retard, TeePee.

Wanka Tshirt went to Betty Boop

Dummy spit - 2 Gashes

Once again - Spreadem is still holding on to the prick awards.

Write-Off's Weird Walk - run 2218

The start of the run/walk was pretty conventional until we all got to the road, searching for arrows or ‘confetti’ markers!    Went up a little pathway to find a check with a sign consisting of two half arrows together leading onward and backward as well. Now I know I have confused you, the reader of these notes, well that is because we were also in much confusion.   Pro disappeared around a corner ahead of the pack and from then on there was even more confusion.   Mole, 49er and Xtractit decided to head up the hill while the walkers meandered down and went ‘on home’.   Fuddly really enjoyed the walk with Twisted Sista, making sure he spread his presence at every opportunity.  It was another warm evening so Write-off did not mind too much having to sit on the ice because of his mixed message arrows!

No Knickers was charged for racing off home to record a TV show, and Nomi was a stand-in for Pecker who had left.   Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes chg for wearing their best shoes (thongs). 49er chg for getting off the ice too soon.  Pro chg for having a silent run (not calling on) which he tried to reverse by saying “If you’re too slow that’s your problem.”  Bulldog and BT for trying to be twins.  BT was also chg for sending a reply to the wrong website!!!

The Cap was given by Royal T to Moaning Lisa – because he is the youngest POW.

The Shirt:  49er has to have it for another week ‘cause she didn’t wear it on the run.

Returnees:   No Knickers and Pecker

Raffles: Kotex and Slag – a real rigtheraffle raffle.

Good nosh and it’s On, On to Poolwood Road next Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti.        

Lemming's Cattana Wetlands Walk - run 2217

Well done Lemming, no mossies or other creepy crawly creatures were encountered while wandering around the Wetlands……maybe it was just too hot for them to be out seeking our blood!  Kotex awarded a 3/10 – said the walk was a bit short.  Pro only awarded 2/10.  However we all enjoyed a different area to be walking, away from the hot roads.  Yes it was over 43 deg today in Cairns!

Charges:  Nostril chg Lemming for using non-environmental red paint for the arrows;  49er chg Moaning Lisa for interfering with a turtle – it had only just managed to scale the bank of the pond and he ‘threw’ it back in;  Xtractit chg 49er for loss of control of her bicycle in the city on Friday; Kotex chg Xtractit and Nostril for trying to drive cars without refueling; Nostril chg RoyalT for not rushing to their aid;  Pro was chg for trying to drive a car without a battery;  BT chg. Kotex for too much talking (how unusual);  RA was chg for the very hot weather.  BT and Tutti were chg for trying to be twins ! and Fiddler won mention for low profile.

Awards:  Nomi gave the cap to Royal T for calling one of the harriettes an “old woman”.   49er got the shirt for winging.

Goat curry and rice for nosh and when I left, Pro was anxiously awaiting RACQ to arrive with a new battery – hope you made it home alright Pro.

On, on next week to Madam Slash’s run from the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive.


The Supa run - run 2216

And a super run it was, along canals (drains) where a young crocodile was sighted by some, out along stretches of roads, through the graveyard and jungles of Edge Hill, on and on, and on (about 8.5 kms)– well that was for the runners.   The wiser walkers made their own trail and back tracked on home.   A very warm evening with lots of liquid consumed with Kotex asking for the empties to be put in a big bin so that she could claim back the 10c now available on returns.  Xtractit awarded 4/10, while Helmut 5/10.

Returnees were welcomed:  Big Bazza, MF, 49er,

Charges: Prickle who first saw the little croc;   Not Yet pulled a muscle (not sure which one); Write Off for allowing Fuggly to be free walked;  Twisted Sista for doing it!!!  Kotex for picking up bottles for the 10c; Xtractit for wearing ‘that’ turban which really isn’t as good as Freddy Mercury’s;  Helmut for carrying cans?  49er for jaywalking; Royal T for not taking his raffle red home last week!!! (lucky to see that again!);  Mistress for having a knickers accident at Rusties Markets.  TTF was a stand-in for Mofl for her birthday…….hope it was a happy day for you Mofl.

Awards: Kotex gave the cap to Nom-de-Plume for wingeing, so Nomi made a reverse charge to Koty for the same thing….very confusing.

Raffles:  Mistress won the red and Supa won an “Ellis Beach Bag”

On, on to Lemming’s run next Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti

NB.  Sorry these notes are a little late but my computer has been sick for a little while but all is good now!

Pecker in Whitfield - run 2215

Some rather weary looking hashers turned up for the Run and all saying what a great weekend we enjoyed at Ellis Beach on the 2222 Run.  Lots of comments were flying backward and forward about this and that, mainly(as usual) the banner was stolen, we ‘seemed’ to have run out of bubbly too early…..hmmm! and that maybe the run was a little too long in the heat of the afternoon, but all in all a great time was had by all.

Vistors:  Captain Planet    Returnees:  Supa Stork. Write Off and NoKnickers.

Pecker advised that there was a drink stop and that he would drive any stragglers home from it, if needed.   Captain Planet awarded a 7/10 for a well set run for the runners, while for the walkers said that the drink stop should have been from the top of the hill but awarded a 4/10…………so is that an 11/10, what the!

Charges:   Pro charged Moaning Lisa for saying No, No to putting a beetle on Two Gashes back.   No Knickers for spilling drinks at the 2222 Run;  Slag for managing to keep our mettle down-down cups safe (using paper ones instead).   Moaning Lisa charged Pecker for such a steep hill in the run.   Captain Planet charged Royal T for getting a ride home, on the downhill part of the run..   BT, NoKnickers, Nomi, Tutti and Twisted were all charged for talking in the circle…….how unusual!    BT was charged for losing her keys – even when she was shown them, somehow (bleary eyed) said they were not hers!

A Susie Wong proxy charged Pro for moaning about the 2222 Run.  Captain Planet charged for his phone call in the circle.   NoKnickers for calling Kotex the GM. Kotex for not accepting a shave when offered. Nomi for complaining about the lack of music at 2222 . Prickle Magnet for the prettiest tutu.   Xtractit for a good weekend all round.

P.O.W. went to Kotex for wingeing.   The Shirt..can’t read my scribble but think it was Helmut

Run awards to:-  Helmut 304,  Slag 219,  Pecker 71,  Twisted Sista 500,  Pro 1001

These totals are approximate.

Raffles  Prickle won the Frontier Cooler, Nomi the white wine, Royal T the red.

On, on to Supa’s run next Monday from his place of business at 144 Mulgrave Road.

E&OA   Cheers, Tutti

Run 2222 - Ellis Beach
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Prickle & Helmet's Forest Garden's Run - run 2214

Walking on the pathway near all the lovely ducks on the pond was a pleasant start to the Run, then it was back to ‘workin’ on the railway’ around the hill passed the school and eventually into southern Bayview Heights where the walkers lost trail and all wandered around seeking deliverance.   Pecker seemed to find some shredded paper along the railway line but we were all distracted by the drink stop arriving!  Well it was a hot evening and we were all thirsty!  Then we all set off down the road to the highway and back around the hill On Home!   Not Yet awarded a 4/10 for the runners and Pecker, also a 4/10 for the walkers.

Charges:   Koty for being disrespectful.  Supa charged Mole for not being able to get away from Kotex, however she ran away from the drink stop.  Kneetrembler for also trying to get away.   Helmet for providing a non-alcoholic drink stop.  Moaning Lisa for trying to take a short-cut up the bank and sliding down again, and more or less taking a longer way home.

Awards:  The Shirt – evidently Moaning Lisa told Two Gashes that she didn’t have to wear the Shirt on the run, so now she has to have it for the next run.  Not fair, I say, ML should have to do it!!!   Helmet got the dummy spit for finding the lost walkers at the drink stop.    Dancing Queen related that the Big P…….was located in Spreadem’s en suite at the new house. Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes for PDA in the pool.   Nomi for getting a ride home from the drink stop.   Lookalike Tutti stood in for a birthday song for Weed.

Royal T told a ‘long drop’ joke – that was long and amusing. Great nosh and bickies for dessert – thanks Prickle.

Raffles:  Moaning Lisa and Guv

The GM handed out ‘must bring to the 2222 run’ notes and asked hashes to please bring tables and some battery powered lights out to Ellis Beach and reminded us to minimize the use of glass anything, and pick up any rubbish we see – must leave the area in tidy fashion.

On, on to Ellis Beach for the 2222 Run and then Peckers on Monday.

Cheers,  Tutti

Slag's Battle at Trafalga - run 2213

The Hare said ‘trail is marked in chalk arrows and shredded paper’, (well, what a surprise!)  and trail is on that way’ as he pointed to a row of trees above a dry creek. It was pleasant walking/running around in some park land and then on to pathways not often travelled.   There was some discussion as to whether the hare had said ‘two arrows and you’re on a false trail’ – or was that – ‘you’re on trail’.  We all made our choices and ran on.   A few of us trailed back along the huge drain behind the industrial complex and so enjoyed the parkway again.   Supastork, for the runners, said,’The run was all over very quickly’ even tho’ the Hare said it had taken about two hours to set! -2/10.   Prickle Magnet, for the walkers said, “Well marked” 5/10.  So that’s a 3/10 all up!

Visitors:  Pirate of the Queerabean and Frozen Balls from Oslo/Stockholm

Returnees:  Dancing Queen, Twisted Sista, Pro, Fiddler and Guv.

Two Gashes and Moaning Lisa for PDA in the circle.
Slag for not having a drink stop, even tho’ we ran passed the pub.
Spreadem for something to do with (or without) a toilet.Not Yet for turning Kotex’s bottle brush bush into a real bottle brush by hanging empty bottles in it.             
Supa and Pro for arguing about trail.
Pecker and Frozen Balls for wrong trail.
Supa for being a media tart, not only in the paper but TV as well!!!!

Guv was given the Large P……,    Two Gashes the illustrious Shirt, and the
Soft titty to Fiddler, for reasons I did not write down and now can’t remember!

Raffles:   Cairns HH Shirt won by Frozen Balls,  Nathan the Red,  Spreadem the White.

The GM urged that hashers attending the Ellis Beach TuTu run to get busy making large iceblocks – mainly so that we can use one to sit Spreadem on – no really, we need them to keep the drinks cool.   Harriettes were reminded that Wiggles’ run is this Wednesday from her Penthouse in Spence Street.   Gather on the pavement outside from 5.30 pm and remember that it is Halloween so bring lollies for the children !?!

On, on to Prickle Magnet’s run from their house at Forest Gardens next Monday.

Tutti Fruitti



Around the Kotex suburb - run 2212

It was pleasant to run/walk round the suburb seeing a few previously uncharted streets in the green area of south Cairns.  Mole’s Run Report said the runners found an arrow, then another, then no more arrows, no shredded whatever, after finally tracking down an arrow along another road they ran past the walkers who had wandered along enjoying the scenery.   However, a 2 was the score.  Helmet, for the walkers also awarded a 2.

Lots of trivial charges were made in the circle with Koty rushing about picking the occasional abandoned bottle from the grass.  Virgin, No-name-Nathan was welcomed.

Two Gashes won the raffle.

Hashers were asked to please pay the balance owing for the TuTu run at Ellis Beach so that purchases for grog, food etc can begin.  Out GM requested that Hashers please try and pre-freeze large blocks of ice to bring along to Ellis to keep the grog cool.

Thanks Koty for a tasty nosh and it’s On, On to Slag’s run next Monday.  

Not Yet's run at City View - run 2211

Mole called for the group to be quiet so that we could hear the running instructions from the ‘garden gnome’ in the bushes  -  wait!  It was not a gnome it was Not Yet who had climbed up on the wall to give the news of the run to come.   Down, along and up again on a well marked, fairly longish trail.  MF said ‘Yep, good run’ for the runners, while 49er said it was 10/10!

Kneetrembler, Pecker, and Defeatus

Moaning Lisa, Two slashes, Defeatus and Nomi for talking in the circle.
Spreadem and Mistress for getting a ride ‘on home’ after they got lost because they were talking so much and lost trail!!!
Kotex for being unable to find trail, even though she was standing on an Arrow!   Not the first time she has done that!
The Hare for quoting “Trail is marked only on chalk” and yet we found Shredded paper – Hare recharged Madam Slash and Write Off for leaving - This from recent run.
Pecker was charged for his liking of whipping 49er – wot the!

POW cap to Nomi;   the Titty to 49er;  The Shirt from Sodonme, via Write Off to Lemming because his name isn’t on it.

Kotex asked everyone to please pay the balance (or some more monies) for your 22 22 Run and best get in and reserve camping spots with the rest of the hashers so that we ‘own’ that section of the ground.

Mole reminded everyone that there is a Nash Meeting at 6 pm Wednesday of this week at Value Homes offices on Mulgrave Road.

Raffles won by Two Slashes and Spreadem……congrats.

And it’s On, On to Kotex Run next week.

Lemmings Lovely Beach Run - run 2210

It was a lovely evening for a walk/run at Yorkey’s and the Hare instructed us to “go down to the beach and turn left (even though he was signaling right), go along the beach until you come to some trees which you should go around if the tide is not too high, or go through the bush and find the path starting point for more instructions.”  We did, well most of the group did, others just returned back along the beach.  Then ‘trail’ was to follow the path northwards and then came back southwards along the beach, which we also did!     Happy to do so as it had been a hot day and the sea breeze was great!  We then all adjourned to Lemming’s home for the Circle and Nosh so that we didn’t disturb the beach-side apartments with our chatter and songs.  Lots of nuts and dip for ‘entrée’ and tasty ‘chicken curry’ – well that was what the Hare called it – very tasty anyway, along with the chips and hash browns.

Visitors:  Moaning Lisa and Two Gashes from Yeppoon, Rancid Bickie and No Name Joan –fairly sure, from Melbourne.

Charges: The Hare (of course) and Spreadem for talking (as usual), then Spreadem gaily tossed her metal drink mug over her shoulder catching Lemming in the face – hope the teeth are OK Lemming.

Mole was charged for running out onto the sand spit to escape the clutches of Not Yet.

Not Yet charged for stalking Mole.

Guv and Spreadem for PDA

Wait-a-While charged for climbing higher than Kneetrembler on the Great Wall of China on their recent trip………go WAW!

Madam Slash was a stuntdouble for the GM (for something).

Spreadem charged  many times for Talking in the Circle, and just being a nuisance!

Fuddley awarded the POTW cap . to Rancid Bickie, 49er received the Spit the Dummy for trying to get Nomi out the front on a trumped up charge!?!

Mole reminded us of the Harriettes Luncheon for this Wednesday, and the GM and Slag encouraged everyone to get their nomination (and money) in for the Ellis Beach TuTu Run, asap.     On, on to Not Yet’s mansion for next Monday’s Run.

Cheers,  Tutti (not TuTu)


Bullseye & BT's Queen's Birthday Run - run 2209

The usual run instructions were given:  no hills, no shiggy, well marked, etc but also all the Harriettes were handed a shiny tiara to wear in celebration of the Queen’s Birthday – must say that we all looked just loverly wearing them!   Madam Slash awarded the run 4.5  and Master F awarded a 4, with the comment that it was a well marked run until the rain came.    If I remember rightly it was only a light shower so goodness knows!!!!

Write-Off nominated Wait-a-While as a standin, stunt double for the Queen.

Returnees:  Bullseye, Retro, Pokee, Prickle Magnet, Guv and NomdePlume

Charges and Complaints:  Nomi and PK for wandering off into the darkness and getting lost.   Guv complained there was not enough rain.

All the ex Poms were asked to gather for a photo – so of course they did!

Awards:  Large wooden item was given by WAW to BT to hand to Bullseye – yeh I know, very confusing it was.    The PoW cap was given to Fuddly because he had allowed Write-off to shave his lovely curly hair off!  Sacrilege, I say!

Jokes: from Pecker, and a long and involved joke about counting three trees from Write-off.    Raffles were won by Retro and BT

Notes:  Babinda HHH next week – free camping for all.

Please hand in your $20 deposit for the 222 Ellis Beach Camping Run

Next Nash Hash Meeting 17th October at Value Homes office.

Gordonvale Races next weekend – horse races not Hash races.

Next weeks run is Lemmings at the South End of Yorkeys Beach NOT at this house because we are a noisy lot!!!

On, on,   Tutti.

Mistress Magnifcant Machans Run - run 2208

Fun walking around the streets with landing aeroplanes very close overhead…interesting!  Then we got to the Esplanade and it was lovely walking along there in the breeze, almost to the far northern end, before diverting across a ‘forbidden entry’ paddock, and then on home.   Spread’em gave it a 3/10 but did remark that it was well marked.

Returnees were welcomed back and charges were laid.   The raffles were won by BT and 49er and then Xtractit stood in for our absent RA and did two namings for NoNameAnne and NoNamePaul who received names that I can’t repeat!  Ask them at the next run!

Xtractit should have been charged for confabulating (!?!) her words.

Pleasant run, good company and yummy food.  Thanks Mistress.

On,On to BT’s holiday weekend run next week.

Madam Slash - run 2207

Rig the raffle - Pro & Nostrildumass

Awards - prick small - Crackpot

POW Hat - brought along by Fiddler awarded  to Lemming.

Others- still on holidays with Not yet.

Naming of visitor no name Michael - Rancid Bickie

Hymns for McTaff & Royal T

Great night - good run for Runners & Walkers split. Top Nosh once again. High scoring run. 

Thank you Madam Slash..

Remember to register as soon as you can for the 2222 Run.

Spreadem's Super Stroll - run 2206

The Hare handed out several maps of the Run in the hope that no-one would get lost…..well I think that was the intention.  It was a right turn and then on over to the Graveyard, out onto Greenslopes and into the jungle.  Madam Slash gave the walkers report and a 4/10,  while Russian MF, who reckons it was 7.5 k run and awarded 3/10. Pecker and Write Off admitted that they just walked back from the Graveyard  -  slackers!

Returnees  Supa, Defeatus and Crackpot

Charges:  Write Off for leaving Fuddley, Tutti for talking in the circle, BT for driving on wrong side of the road, Lemming for having to go to Court tomorrow for DD, Mistress for LowProfile, Pecker for not calling out when he fell over in the graveyard !!! Slag for trying to take a photo……of himself!, Supa for posing with a strange article and enjoying it and Pro for saying he visited a grave.   Well, I mean, who didn’t.

Good nosh and plenty of it …..thanks Spread’em.  Its On, on to Madam Slash/WriteOff’s Run next week at the drop-structure off Ramsay Drive


Xtractit's Interesting Run - run 2205

All gathered at Xtractits front yard and finally when Pro arrived we knew it was time to take off…….so we did.    BT raced off in one direction, Pro the other and the rest of us waited for their call…..Pro had joined up with BT and yelled ‘On, on”, so we went further up Minnie Street, behind the school and a further check.  Most of the group took off to the right, a couple turned around to go back down Minnie and a couple of others went left out to Mulgrave Road.     Eventually we arrived back at the pool and were sitting around having a drink and nibbles when we were instructed to take our drinks and go outside and around the corner so that we could have the circle IN THE STREET, in Water Street, outside a familiar building’s parking area,  ‘Cause there are lights’. Some stood on the pavement and others on the road, dodging cars and people coming and going into the carpark!

Guv awarded a 3/10 for the run but BT said it was a 10/10.   Returnees were Xtractit, KT and Farcanel.    Pecker was suitably serenaded for his birthday.

Mistress and MFarter were late arriving because they went to the wrong address so MF did a little run down to the Esplanade and back on his own.  Lemming said the bus he had boarded was going North but eventually arrived in Cairns.

Many charges were given: Spread’em called out Graeme instead of Guv. Wait-a-While was a stand-in for Losty (because we were at his last known address).  Slag charged Pro for being a media tradie “posing with the other tradies at the Pyramid Run. And BT charged Kotex for her endless talking  (who knew?)

Awards:  Xtractit handed WAW the big ……  Guv handed ‘the shirt’ to Sodome for stealing Spread’em’s dry clothes while she was in the pool.  Fiddler awarded the little …. To Kotex for something, who knows!

When no-one offered a joke it seems that was the button pushed for Lemming to start with a whole string of one liners, so we all went back inside the fence to the swimming pool area for good nosh of  ham, chicken, buns and lots of salads.

On, on to Spread’em’s Run next week.

Fiddler's Fabulous Moonlight Fling - run 2204

Yes, it was a beautiful moonlight evening and being out at Holloway’s Beach the scenery was pretty good – well that was when we were driving home along the beach frontage.  A good turn-out of Hashers for the run, marked with chalk and shredded whatever, and there was a drink stop which hardly anyone found!!   Actually Pro was given a downdown because he was the only hasher to find the drink stop and then boasted about it.  

We did have a couple of visitors and returnees but I’m afraid this scribe was very tired, arrived almost late for the run and left early so did not have time to accurately record all the happenings of the evening.  Did note that there was a discussion raised by Mole about whether or not we should spend some of our money in the bank on subsidizing the proposed run at Ellis Beach – a vote was taken and the majority agreed that the money should be used to benefit those that wish to take part on the 9/10/11th November, so please refer to the Cairns HHH webpage for further info.  Nosh was served and I must say it looked yummy, sorry I was too tired to partake.

From your weary scribe……On, on to Xtractit’s run –check website for address.

Master Farter - run 2203

Weed's Wonderful keWarra Wanderings - run 2202

A very confusing start to the Run with MF taking off in one direction, Supa in another and the mob hanging about a bit until ‘On” was called in another direction!!!  The trail was around roads, alongside drains and then into the scrub toward the beach – lovely – it came back to the road again and then around and about again, achieving 7/20 by the two run reports.

Returnees were Sodonme, Mistress and visitor was Michael (DNA’s father).  Also the gorgeous dog Sonny (I think that is his name)     A few fairly lame charges were made and some even feebler jokes were told.  Not sure who won the raffle but it wasn’t me – I do remember that!

Mole mentioned the proposed bike ride up at Walkamin  and reminded those about getting in touch with her if you need to put bikes on Weed’s ute for travel up there.   .   No advice about the Ellis Beach camp weekend as yet – watch this space!  Then it was on to a yummy roast pork nosh, with ice-creams for dessert – who could ask for more!

On, on until MF’s run next Monday.


Lemmings Leg Stretcher - run 2201

We gathered beside the beautiful swimming pool and vegie garden in Lemmings back yard and the hare said ‘it’s a flat walk marked with white arrows so follow them’ and so we did.    Very surprised to see painted arrows on the roadside and then amazingly, on the grass!!!  Lovely walking back and forth around and across the golf course, being very careful to avoid walking on the greens. (well, most of us were careful).   Fortunately the crocodiles kept out of sight and all the golfers had either been eaten or had just gone home.    We had a fairly potent drink stop and then it was on home.

Walkers report:  Fiddler stated “easygoing walking, nice smooth grass but had to try and escape under the fence!”  5/10.     Runners report:  Supa there weren’t any crocs and it was strange because first there were 4 runners, then 3, and then only two!! 

Charges:  Kotex & Spread’em for trying to have a shower in the sprinklers. Supa for crossing the greens – sacrilege, and Lemming for actually using a paint for the arrows on the run!!!   Two interloping virgins were charged.    Nomi was a standinstuntdouble for Retard being a media tart. and Kotex a standinstuntdouble for NoKnickers.   MF for being Mr Remarkable having to be GM, Keg master and wearing a girdle.  (who writes this rubbish?)

Announcements:  Harriettes Luncheon at Cazalys this Wednesday.  Lemmings suggested we all gather every last Saturday in Babinda for a run, mainly because free camping is available within easy walking distance to the pubs.   19th August Walk to Tolga along the old railway line – contact Mole if you want your cycle taken up there in Weed’s truck.

‘Nosh is ready’ said Lemming – a hot pot and chile-con-carne and small packets of rice which you will have to microwave as needed (good idea actually).  There were also two salads and bread on the table so all was good.

On, on to Poolwood Road for a run next week.



Wait-a-While's westerly wander - run 2200

Quite a crowd gathered for the run and were told it had been set on white arrows and white shredded paper (amazing!) and if we went out the ‘back gate’ we would soon find trail.   Most of the gang started strolling off to the West but not Pro of course, he raced off to the East searching for trail and disappeared into the gloom of evening!

We all wandered about for a bit and then in was ‘on, on’ and down into a drain that luckily didn’t have any water in it, and everyone headed North.  Some of the clever hashers bypassed getting into and out of the drain and walked along the path to end up near the mob walking along Anderson Street, heading West again.   The hare had us all crossing very dangerously over Pease Street where the runners took off into the dark and the walkers faithfully followed on trail around West Cairns and into Legoland to find the drink stop in the parking area at the Brinsmead Hotel.   Everyone just found their own way ‘on home’ after that and all arrived safely for a refreshing drink.

The run report was given by Pro (again) who gave a 3.265 and BT gave a similar number for the walker’s report…….must’ve been true then!!!   The Hare was taken to task for making us all cross the road dangerously instead of at the lights, but he denied that anyway.  Then we all sang Hashy Birthday for W-A-W.

We had 4 virgins present, Steve who is recovering from a nasty accident (what a way to recover), BT’s sister from Belfast, and two other younger and pleasant girls who are just visiting Cairns at the moment.   Another visitor was the long lost AC DC and it was great to see him looking so well!

There were many and varied charges given before Bullseye presented the small, silver, item to Spreadem…….’cause she needs it’   The ‘shirt’ is still absent with Defeatus – we may see it again one day!       Chopper, who had prepared a chef’s stew, ‘straight from the pages of his cook book’ stated that there was enough to go around everyone just so long as they were circumspect in the size of their helping, and so they were.

It’s On, On to Lemming’s run at 77 Wattle Street, Yorkeys Knob next Monday!



Nomi's Blue Hills Run - run 2199

The Hashers gathered at Jilarra Park (formerly Lilly Hill Farm) and were informed by Nomi that the trail was clearly marked, mainly on the left of the street, with white chalk and there was no shiggy.  “It is about 6.5 ks long with a few hills”  Most hashers followed trail but some decided to avoid the hills and just walk along the main road to the railway station and then turn back.   The arrows were very clearly seen and were followed up and down hills and up again passed the little church and near to Blue Hill Street, then down to the main road and on home.   Pro awarded 6.325, or was that 5.326, and reckoned it was nearer to 8 ks long, and then Chopper – who happened to be a ‘ring in’ to the circle suggested it was a 10/10!!!   

Chopper was charged for being seen in his car, dropping off Going Down, even though it was just around the corner from his house, then he promptly went home to watch TV.

BT was a ‘stand-in’ for the GM who used her phone on the run!   Silly GM.

Media tart charge was for Kotex – seen in the Cairns Post with VD chatting up the Garden Guru (or should that be the Garden Gnome) at Cairns Show.

Lemming and Pro won the raffle prizes, and Tutti has been charged to deliver Cupcake’s prize won last week.

Pro mentioned that Cairns HHH will be having a camping weekend at Ellis Beach on 9/10/11 November – a TwoTwoTwo (or TuTuTu) weekend!   Keep posted for further details.

Mole suggested we have a Hashers Bike Ride/Stroll from Walkamin soon, as ‘they’ have pulled up the railway lines and it would be a suitable track for a ride/walk – more details will be posted soon.

Harriettes Run this Wednesday at Holloways Beach – be there or be square!

On, on….Tutti

Serious Stuff at the Crochash Meeting

49er's Singapore run - run 2198

Not a very long run, although the runners may like to run up and down the beach to get a longer run.  No shiggy, or maybe a bit, and you will run into a bit of Singapore Daisy weed – and it’s  On On that way.  So went the instructions from 49er at the beach front at Yorkeys Knob.

A bit of Singapore Daisy!!!!! – well there was heaps of it and all covering heaven knows what underneath, however the intrepid hashers found a way through and over to the road beyond.   Some of the runners disappeared into the dark of the dry creek, trying to entice the walkers down after them – but NO the canny walkers kept on over the greenery to the road.  By this time the runners had gone off into the darkness and so the walkers tracked their way back On Home.

BT gave a run report and awarded 5/10 - can’t remember who else gave a report but I’m sure 49er was happy with the 5/10.

Returnee, Fiddler charged Tutti Fruitti with having a birthday while she was away in Europe and presented Tutti with a magical yodeling bottle opener from Switzerland!

Mole was charged for arriving almost ready to run but with untied laces – very mild charge.      Cupcake won the raffle, which she can collect next Monday.

On, on, Tutti

  A Cool KneeTrembler  Run - run 2197

These may not be the facts of the Run but a rough interpretation of same .

It was noted that the Kneetrembler Establishment needed a coded number to open the new gates so luckily Wait-a-While knew the combo and let us in! 

The Hare told the ‘gathering’ that the short Run was marked with shredded paper and arrows (how unusual) and because it was so short there would not be a drink stop.  Off we went, behind buildings, along the drains, across the road into the ‘bush walk’ beside the yukky creek, out onto the roads and along behind Raintrees SS.   Lot of noise at the round-about where hundreds of white cockatoos were lodging for the night – quite nervous walking beneath them – and some of the pack decided to walk through the Heritage Village, only to be confronted with fences all around and so it was ‘on back’ to the cockies and then along the main road ‘on home’.    Writeoff (1) gave the Run 3/10 but Writeoff (2) gave it a 4/10.

Returnees:  Bumper Sticker, Guv, Not Yet, Nostrildumass.
Visitor;       Writeoff (from somewhere South)
Raffles won by Master Farter and Madam Slash

A couple of pathetic jokes were told by Guv (or perhaps Writeoff (1)) and Lemming.

Dancing Queen advised that she was moving to Babinda on Wednesday, but would keep in touch. Good luck to DQ at her new home from all of us.  Mole mentioned the Harriettes luncheon on Wednesday this week, also that there will be a Nash Hash Meeting at 6.00 pm, Value Homes, office on Wednesday 18th – parking will be available around the back of the building away from the Show traffic parking.

On, on to 49er’s Run at the Northern end of Yorkeys Knob next week.



Committee Run - run 2196

23 Runners turned out for the Balaclava Committee Run

Hare - Masterfarter set on fluoro orange tape due to the rain... Which some markings had disappeared. So a few false trails were found due to the stolen marks. 7/10 

A quiet hash hushed circle was by the side of road on Ishmail Street prior to tea.

Nosh was at the Hotel.

No Rig the raffle.

Welcome drinks to visitors & returnees..

Wanka shirt given out

Long Wooden shlong from BT to someone but did not have it at the circle as it was still in the car.

Xtractit remembered to Bring pros bottle of wine he left behind x3 weeks ago.

On On to next week.   Next week Kneetrembler 

Thank you committee.

Bullseye & BT - run 2195

Prickle & Helmet - run 2194

Great run we all lost trail around the same spot as the run that was set for Trinity.

Nosh was absolutely tasty. With guacamole, corn chips, sour cream, beans, jalapenos. 

Dips all snacks at a delicious standard. +++ 

Visitor - Xyz & .... From WA Perth Harriettes, where the boobs bounce best.

The song hamersley take it up the arse was sung for XYZ.

Pro was complaining that someone stole his wine from last week.. Was left behind.. But I think by the looks of the photos he's found a new lady to play with that will hold his beer.. 

Spreadem found her lost jacket.

Mistress Machans Madness - run 2193

At the start Mistress was looking a little frazzled as more & more people kept arriving so at 6 pm we had 23 including 3  Virgins would you believe, it's a miracle ...

Then Off on the run ... oh my goodness ... how mad arrows crossed out, WTF.
Well the runners ran on looking for something that resembled a trail then it was On flour, On paper, On arrows all On On and WHAT The F%$k.. 3 DRINK Stops.. Madness just Brilliant ..

Back to the circle.. 
New People everywhere Virgins -No name Anna, No Name Paul & Mistresses daughter .. 
Welcome our Visitors - Sugar Tits & Ride the Tide (USA - running from TRUMP)
Then we had Old Hashers return after having a 7 year break, Leming & Peep Show.

Rig the raffle - GM Xtractit & Prostitute 

Prizes - Wanka shirt of the week - Kotex
The two cock awards were being stockpiled by prizes removed by force from Bullseye by Slag, now back in circulation.
Awarded the long wooded shlong to Mistress & the silver one to 49er.

Snacks - Dips & salsa.
Nosh - The best 2 Indian Curries, Riata, popadams, rice, jam & onion dish - well done Mistress.

Next week Prickle Magnet & Helmut
17 Melia Close, Mt Sheridan

Bring a friend & a Joke.
Harriettes reminded to pay for rego for October weekend. 

Nostrildumass Shock -  run 2192

All the returnees from Interhash Fiji & extras attending swelled the numbers to 18 this run, always good to be back and see a good number of hashers .
A Hasher (“Naked”) who was at the ground for another reason – had not thought to look up Hash on the web sight, who had come to introduce herself as BangCook then realised that was her husband’s hash name. Considering to attend – informed very welcome to attend.

So a sporty looking group set off, especially Retard on his return looking like he was about to run the London marathon, (not).
Starting with a trip across the park and down a lane to a false trail only to return to the park  to jump the small creek, all done with ease, the a good stroll through the woodland of Brinsmead, no serious undulating.

And a surprise NO drink stop, which Nostrildumass usually has a drink STOP, but no one ever makes it and gets lost prior or have had enough and head for home. But records were set on Monday night, the shortest ever run set by Nostril & not a Drink STOP in sight. All of the pack was back by 6:40 – 6:45 – having completed the whole run.

Back to the Circle and Nosh (nibbles – mini quiches, homemade dips, gherkins & crackers. Nosh- Chicken & Ham- with assorted salads)
where we discovered all the money and things intact and could access our cars … Don’t mention the last weeks fiasco – No one from hash was at fault last week losses.

Welcome drinks & Down Downs – Wiggles, Gangbang, Nostrildumass, returning Hashers.

Some were pleasantly shocked like Wiggles who did not want to cross the railway bridge, roped in as well for the down down was Kotex similar grumblings.

Birthday Drink for missing in action  No Knickers - so  look alike charge  given to Goes Down. Royal T & Gang Bang Birthday drinks given. Hashy Birthday sung.

Charge for Sodonme for taking the Wanka shirt to Fiji and not bringing it to award it this week.

The run was given a ....... mmmm crap can’t remember a 6 I think .  Wondrous  stories from Nostildumass about Fiji but it went on & on. ON ON to Trinidad & Tobago in 2020

A charge for Spreadem – who confessed that she was deported from Fiji to Australia after she declined Tonga as a resettlement Island. An Alert has been put out Mr Dutton has been notified about her where bouts.

Visitors – was so awesome to see Retard back among us we missed you, Wiggles & GangBang

No shirts – for prizes

No Chastity belt- gone on holidays to Rome with Fiddler

Broken titty mug – charge to Prostitute for breaking it.
No wooden penis or metallic one (both with Bullseye) – Come on Slag get your act together and she will return them.

Next weeks run hosted by Mistress at 100 Christensen street Machans Beach.

Bring a friend & a joke (or a friend who is a joke) 

Thank you to all who have put their name down to do our future runs.. xxx

Need a run setter for the 2nd July - please consider putting your name down-contact MasterFarter – thank you.  Or consider doing a joint one ..

Royal T/Pecker Machans Beach Run - run 2191

A very windy, cool evening, and a pleasant sunset on the hills of Cairns as we gathered at the mouth of the Barron River.  We welcomed Nom-de-Plume back into the fold and greeted Pick, hasher from England and chatted about Royal’s recent 79th birthday, etc, etc, until it was On On through the scrub toward the beach.  The runners disappeared along the beach on a false trail while the rest of the pack went on back into the scrub to find trail again, eventually being overtaken by the runners again.  After many ‘Are You’ calls back and forward in the dark of the scrub the pack came out onto the pathway passed the new monument dedicated to the war air veterans and on to the drink stop. As we were approaching the keg Nommy noticed that the light was on in her vehicle so we hurried back to get her keys to turn the light off and it was then noticed that the key box had been overturned and her keys were missing.    A frantic search then began with most of us finding our car keys strewn about in the back of Pecker’s car, and after Koty checked her vehicle she noticed that the hash money, and her own cash, were missing and decided to phone the police.  Of course we all then checked out cars – Supa Stork discovered that his cash was gone out of his wallet but his phone was still in the car.   Fortunately, my phone was still in the console and my purse (in the boot) was still intact, also 49’er said her car and cash were still OK.  Pecker was looking around in his car again and discovered Nommy’s car keys hanging over the back seat.

It was decided to not have a Circle but as nosh was already cooked we all enjoyed the hot food and then cake and cream, but it was a fairly quiet and stunned group discussing the fact that maybe the villains were the couple of back packers who were sitting on chairs besides their car and watched us all arrive, full of laughs and chatting before we conveniently left our vehicles, seemingly for their purpose of robbery.   Koty has made a report to the police and I’m sure Pecker and Royal will do the same……….however, lessons learned and we will all have to be more diligent in locking our vehicles and taking the keys with us on the Run.    We are very fortunate that no damage seems to have been done to the vehicles and maybe it’s a wake up call for us to be more careful as to the areas we all leave our belongings and cars, while on a run.

Sadly,    On, On.